Out tonite and this chick tries to put two Jagerbombs on my tab. Bartender asks me if it's okay...obviously one is for a 'friend'...I say sure, but on one condition. She has to drink both of them back to back. In front of me. She did. I thought she was gonna hurl. Totally worth it. Later, she insisted I take her digits. Go figure.

11/16/2007 3:15:03 AM

haha

well played

although i probably would been too pissed that she tried to put shit on my tab to do that.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 3:21 AM. Reason : hellbent for leather...haven't heard that one in a while]

11/16/2007 3:21:12 AM

1. call her
2. fuck her
3. profit

11/16/2007 7:17:25 AM

1. call her
2. fuck her
3. profit

11/16/2007 7:21:13 AM

THIS is LEATHER

11/16/2007 7:59:37 AM

1. call her
2. fuck her
3. get VD

11/16/2007 8:51:19 AM

1. call her
2. fuck her
3a. profit
3b. realize you got VD

11/16/2007 8:54:11 AM

This is why I always wear my jimmy hatz.

11/16/2007 9:27:54 AM

1. call her
2. make her make you dinner
3. fuck her
4. profit


"feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up" ~ chris rock

11/16/2007 10:21:43 AM

1. call her
2. fuck her
3. give her VD

11/16/2007 10:32:57 AM

Hold on just a minute...

11/16/2007 10:57:36 AM

Quote :

"1. call her 2. fuck her 3. give her VD"

the wiener.

11/16/2007 12:47:29 PM

I could always just fuck her face.

11/16/2007 1:32:54 PM

I get a laugh every time I think of this. So I'm bttting the motherfucker.

11/16/2007 3:36:27 PM

I got some random chick to buy me a shot the other night


thats the fun game

getting strange girls to buy you a drink!

11/16/2007 3:39:41 PM

dan, i would have thrown in another jagerbomb on top of that.

would have been hillarious! of course you guys are racist and don't like hanging out with mexicans such as myself, so that wouldn't have been possible.

Quote :

"getting strange girls to buy you a drink!"

actually, i prefer the "get strange girls to give you a kiss". we make up things to celebrate and see if random girls play along.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 3:41 PM. Reason : won't you be my neighbor]

11/16/2007 3:40:17 PM

^looky here, motherfucker, I'll be your wingman. Or you can be mine. When you wanna go hang out?

11/16/2007 4:02:38 PM

hahah^^


I've done that before too!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME BITCHES


or even

HAY IT'S MY BACHELOR PARTY

11/16/2007 4:04:14 PM

Oh shit. I think I need to Goat it Sunday nite.

I think I'll call it divorce party nite.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 4:05 PM. Reason : yeah.]

11/16/2007 4:05:23 PM

damn right

11/16/2007 4:05:46 PM

I think this is the first thread I've read from you ever that didn't involve shitting, farting or a shitting by accident while farting.

Well played, good sir.

11/16/2007 4:07:01 PM

You must miss a lot of 'em then. But thank you, kind sir.

11/16/2007 4:07:41 PM

yeah I'm whoring my thread.

11/16/2007 6:14:10 PM