CharlesHF All American 5543 Posts user info edit post |
As a followup from the "how to get rid of logs" threads...
http://www.zug.com/pranks/colonic/ http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/
Sounds: http://media.zug.com/colon_cleansing.mp3
Pics: (NSFW) http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/colon-cleansing-04.jpg http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/colon-cleansing-05.jpg
Damn, people have some nasty colons. 11/20/2007 12:34:38 AM |
LovedYoMoma All American 5419 Posts user info edit post |
yeah... i'm clicking any of those 11/20/2007 12:39:05 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
shit, second to not click those links
[Edited on November 20, 2007 at 12:39 AM. Reason : ] 11/20/2007 12:39:09 AM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
That is the most I have lol's ever 11/20/2007 12:53:58 AM |
CharlesHF All American 5543 Posts user info edit post |
^ I agree. 11/20/2007 1:06:09 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i thought a colonic was a massage or somethin'" |
11/22/2007 5:23:47 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Half-naked, I climbed into the tub, inserted the nozzle, and turned on the butt spigot. Unfortunately, I was only able to get in half a can before my anus began foaming angrily. Dripping beer from my butt, I quickly sat on the toilet, spewing out a geyser of beer and surprised feces.
Then I began farting uncontrollably. The beer seemed to have some chemical reaction with the inside of my colon, and the result was loud, almost majestic, trumpeting farts. (I've heard of beer farts, but this is ridiculous.)
I stood up and looked down to survey the damage. The inside of the toilet was covered in Schlitz.
It took me half an hour to clean up the bathroom, but damned if I didn't have a buzz. My colon got drunk off half a beer! What a lightweight!
Later that evening, my mom came home and asked me why the bathroom smelled like beer. I pretended to take a whiff, and told her I thought it smelled like peanuts. " |
Ya I lol'd11/22/2007 5:33:09 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53247 Posts user info edit post |
this thread needed it
11/22/2007 6:14:10 PM |