he fell over


it was highly amusing to me

11/24/2007 2:16:15 AM

not cool

unless you're being raped

11/24/2007 2:19:51 AM

says you.

11/24/2007 2:20:42 AM

11/24/2007 2:21:08 AM

yea says me

i have bawlz and i know how it feelz.


i'm going to shoot you in the boobs and then you'll get a sense of what it feels like.

11/24/2007 2:22:15 AM

11/24/2007 2:32:40 AM

I'm sure he'll post in here

He didn't deserve it, and was a good sport about it
I need to get me a playtoy who is into ballbusting

11/24/2007 2:34:30 AM

was it on purpose?

11/24/2007 2:35:20 AM

Oh, yes.

He said the first time didn't hurt, and that sounded like a challenge to me


Don't get me wrong - I DO feel bad about it. Next time, I'll warn him.

11/24/2007 2:37:42 AM

oh, drunken daring?

11/24/2007 2:40:16 AM

Bitch.

11/24/2007 2:48:43 AM

he probably just wanted some gropage and things just went downhill from there

11/24/2007 2:48:54 AM

after I got up, I would have punched the shit out of you

11/24/2007 2:54:48 AM

IN THE BOOBS

11/24/2007 2:55:26 AM

i wanna see some boobs

11/24/2007 3:08:02 AM

Don't worry.

His testicles probably had retracted to his gallbladder at the sight of your hideous grill piece.

11/24/2007 3:12:18 AM

BURN

11/24/2007 5:10:13 AM

that's fucking sadistic

11/24/2007 5:42:37 AM

i don't know that i'd punch a girl for doing this (although i'd prob want to and believe i'd be justified in doing so), but i wouldn't want the potential trouble that could ensue

but i'm pretty sure i would slap her across at least one boob hard enough to leave a hand-shaped bruise.

11/24/2007 5:44:27 AM

this girl punched me in the solar plexus the day after my 21st birthday... second most righteous hangover of my life

I reflexively made a motion to strike her but stopped myself

when she turned around I kicked her hard in the ass

she hasn't spoken to me since

11/24/2007 5:46:24 AM

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"he fell over it was highly amusing to me"

i found it slightly less amusing

11/24/2007 5:50:02 AM

ohh yeah, getting whacked in the solar plexus sucks big time. i knocked a dude down like that one time (he was about 6'3"+, and i'm about 5'8", so it's a pretty convenient place to punch a tall guy)

11/24/2007 5:53:24 AM

you deserve a cock punch

11/24/2007 6:14:41 AM

11/24/2007 7:42:11 AM

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"after I got up, I would have punched the shit out of you"

correct

Quote :

"[I would have punched the shit out of you] IN THE BOOBS"

correct. bonus point

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"i don't know that i'd punch a girl for doing this (although i'd prob want to and believe i'd be justified in doing so), but i wouldn't want the potential trouble that could ensue but i'm pretty sure i would slap her across at least one boob hard enough to leave a hand-shaped bruise."

close

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"this girl punched me in the solar plexus the day after my 21st birthday... second most righteous hangover of my life I reflexively made a motion to strike her but stopped myself when she turned around I kicked her hard in the ass she hasn't spoken to me since"

partial credit




unless in a consensual sexual relationship (includes some flirting)

treating men or women differently (better, worse, or other,) than one would treat humans in general

is sexism

and is wrong

[/unpopular fact]



that being said

unless one's physical person is still in danger

or unless it's absolutely clear that the physical conflict is consensual by all involved

(either in a sexual context, or in a "fight club" context,)

retaliatory force is not justified; it's immature

in this case, it seems that LimpyNuts would have been justified in either context to slap some boob

11/24/2007 7:44:57 AM

bad form, peter

bad form

11/24/2007 11:04:38 AM

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"i found it slightly less amusing "

you laughed enough about it

11/24/2007 11:19:31 AM

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"when she turned around I kicked her hard in the ass she hasn't spoken to me since"

oh, i thought she turned around and stuck her ass up high like "KICK IT, YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY"
because that would be cool.

kicking a girl had in the ass = naw.

11/24/2007 11:23:13 AM

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"when she turned around I kicked her hard in the ass"

That's funny. Especially if she jumped a little.

11/24/2007 11:38:47 AM

id have kicked you through a wall

11/24/2007 11:43:45 AM

id have grabbed you by the fuckin throat

11/24/2007 12:18:57 PM

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"I'm sure he'll post in here "

I'm still icing my marbles tyvm

11/24/2007 12:30:31 PM

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"in this case, it seems that LimpyNuts would have been justified in either context to slap some boob"

If he'd punched me or otherwise retaliated, I would not say anything, seeing as how I'd have had it coming.

11/24/2007 12:46:22 PM

that means he owes you

11/24/2007 12:47:33 PM

I know.

I expect pwnage + interest

11/24/2007 12:48:44 PM

im gonna make a few suggestions

im a pro at hurting women physically

11/24/2007 12:56:39 PM

Of course, had it been someone like ...GraniteBalls, and not some wuss like LimpyNuts, then I wouldn't still be feeling badly

11/25/2007 3:43:36 PM

you might've hurt your hand

11/25/2007 4:02:21 PM

i dare a bitch to do this to me.....i will not hesitate to hit her back

Quote :

"id have grabbed you by the fuckin throat"

11/25/2007 4:04:13 PM

haha, you might like it

11/25/2007 4:04:50 PM

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""id have grabbed you by the fuckin throat""

That's a varyingly intimidating thing for anyone else to say; for you, it's completely laughable and absurd.

11/25/2007 4:10:47 PM

I always got the impression that Soap Boxers think that somehow they know more than other people just because they're arguing about religion and politics instead of beer and video games.

11/25/2007 4:12:13 PM

lol wrong thread?

11/25/2007 4:12:43 PM

i got punched in the nose hard last night because i pushed this girl at a bar and she didnt like it


and i didnt do anything about it, so maybe i wouldnt choke you, but dammit id be thinkin about it

11/25/2007 4:14:30 PM

You know if you were to hurt me, I
1) have it coming
2) wouldn't say much because of
3) may fight back if you go overboard with retaliation



...Why'd you push her?

11/25/2007 4:17:18 PM

because she wouldnt move out of my way when i tried to leave the bar, so i turned her body around and moved her through the threshhold


she got all ign'nant and tried to puch me against the wall twice and i grabbed her arm and moved her and walked outside laughin


she ran up behind me and swung full force cold clocked me in the nose and started bein pissed and shakin her finger

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 4:20 PM. Reason : x]

11/25/2007 4:19:22 PM

open-hand/closed-hand rule

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 4:21 PM. Reason : haha]

11/25/2007 4:20:23 PM

it was a palm strike, not a fist (luckily)

she had very soft lotioned hands

11/25/2007 4:20:59 PM

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"because she wouldnt move out of my way when i tried to leave the bar, so i turned her body around and moved her through the threshhold"

Quote :

"she had very soft lotioned hands"

Those two made me laugh

11/25/2007 4:22:03 PM

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"I always got the impression that Soap Boxers think that somehow they know more than other people just because they're arguing about religion and politics instead of beer and video games."

qft

11/25/2007 4:35:12 PM