dream last night

i was part of snoop dogg's entourage along with one of my other friends
we were sort of like his bodyguards... except everyone else in said entourage was black

he wanted to go swimming in a waterpark full of macaroni and cheese and was very adamant about this

so we made it happen

we were swimming and going down macaroni and cheese filled waterslides when these 2 hot bitches came up and one of them had cut herself on her upper arm so i had to go fix it

and snoop dogg was all like "that was some cool shit yo, i'm glad to have you around"

i don't remember anything else after this

11/24/2007 2:52:42 PM

I think you need to start/stop taking medication....quickly

11/24/2007 2:55:07 PM

11/24/2007 2:58:59 PM

Those entourages always have at least on borderline obese black dude. I feel like a lack of that is what screws up my posses.

That's what gave me the idea to start posses.com, kind of like roommates.com. It would help white boys like me find that fat dude and for misplaced fat dudes to claim their spot in a posse.

11/24/2007 3:09:51 PM

Just hit up golden corral, im sure you can find an reasonably obese individual to follow you around...

11/24/2007 3:18:31 PM

I only go to Golden Corral to watch the fat kids fight over the yogurt machine.

11/24/2007 3:21:22 PM