rub your balls on it

11/25/2007 10:51:21 AM

only if it's calcium ferrite

11/25/2007 10:57:16 AM

It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars
Hey I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe
This is a love attack I know it went out but it's back.
It's just like any fad it retracts before impact
And just like fashion it's a passion for the with it and hip
If you got the goods they'll come and buy it just to stay in the clique

[Chorus:]
So don't delay act now supplies are running out
Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer is shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun

Twenty-five years ago they spoke out and they broke out
Of recession and oppression and together they toked
And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire
Just singin' and clappin' man what the hell happened
Then some were spellbound some were hellbound
Some they fell down and some got back up and
Fought back 'gainst the melt down
And their kids were hippie chicks all hypocrites
Because fashion is smashin' the true meaning of it

[Repeat Chorus]

It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked
With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked
The bond is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up
Mr. Wizard can't perform no godlike hocus-pocus
So don't sit back kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked
News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack
Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate

[Repeat Chorus]

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 12:01 PM. Reason : changed the tags]

11/25/2007 12:01:14 PM

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees!

11/25/2007 12:54:44 PM

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"rub your balls on it"

11/25/2007 1:46:06 PM

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"At a temperature of millions of degrees!"

you sure about that?

11/25/2007 1:50:58 PM

might as well be walkin on the sun

11/25/2007 2:02:36 PM

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"At a temperature of millions of degrees!"

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"you sure about that?"

yes, in the core where fusion actually takes place

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 2:04 PM. Reason : 

11/25/2007 2:03:40 PM

yeah, i was thinking she meant surface temp, fuk

anyway, what do you think will end life first, a big red giant the sun depleting , or another mass extinction? btw according to a show i saw on ng, we are within the range of time for something cataclysmic to happen.

edit: we could never be killed by a bug red giant because we would die from the heat of the sun expanding in general for it even had a chance to harm life.

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 2:12 PM. Reason : sfg]

11/25/2007 2:09:57 PM

well since the sun isnt expected to go to its red giant phase for about 4 billion years, mass extinction is only slightly more likely statistically

11/25/2007 2:12:14 PM

the fissures in siberia are something scary to think about. a bubble of molten lava from the core of the earth could trigger another ice age.

11/25/2007 2:14:42 PM

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"we are within the range of time for something cataclysmic to happen."

something cataclysmic can happen at ANY time

11/25/2007 2:34:34 PM

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"the fissures in siberia are something scary to think about. a bubble of molten lava from the core of the earth could trigger another ice age."

WHAT?
there are going to be no bubbles of molten lava from the damn core of the earth.

11/25/2007 2:35:17 PM

actually i was talking like i was talking to people that know that the fissures in siberia and the bubble of molten lava are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, and you would see that i was just naming a few dangers that exist here on earth.

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"there are going to be no bubbles of molten lava from the damn core of the earth."

yes is it possible, and it has already happened.

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 2:37 PM. Reason : sdfg]

11/25/2007 2:36:44 PM

i've never heard of any "bubble of molten lava of doom" coming from the earth's core.

11/25/2007 2:41:12 PM

you just did

11/25/2007 2:41:40 PM

and that's ridiculous.

11/25/2007 2:43:11 PM

i thought the core was solid...

11/25/2007 2:43:31 PM

11/25/2007 2:45:36 PM

yeah, not the movie

11/25/2007 2:47:45 PM

one thing is for sure, if you put your nads on the sun and that will be cataclysmic

11/25/2007 2:48:27 PM

MY BALLS

11/25/2007 2:48:54 PM

this is what i am talking about

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantle_plume

relatively the same thing

11/25/2007 3:23:58 PM

11/25/2007 3:25:10 PM

WORDS

11/25/2007 3:25:44 PM

basically it a upward surge of molten rock from the mantle/outercore layer that breaks and melts the earth's surface that can last for 100s of millions of years, and the last one that happen spewed out enough molten rock to cover the usa 100 miles deep in molten rock.

11/25/2007 3:27:35 PM

because I think some people missed out on the greatness that is TMBG

11/25/2007 3:37:24 PM

Hey, it's the sun!
And this song is really fruity.

11/25/2007 3:46:02 PM

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"basically it a upward surge of molten rock from the mantle/outercore layer that breaks and melts the earth's surface that can last for 100s of millions of years, and the last one that happen spewed out enough molten rock to cover the usa 100 miles deep in molten rock."

a mantle plume is what is responsible for hot spot volcanism, such as the type that occurs in hawaii and iceland. there are mantle plumes that happen today.

sometimes you get what they call flood basalts as a result of this type of volcanism. (there are examples of this all over the world.)

11/25/2007 5:12:08 PM

i know al about this smath, no need to explain to me

11/25/2007 5:14:27 PM

I just watched an episode of The Universe about the sun. It wasn't as good as the one about Jupiter.

11/25/2007 6:09:26 PM

fyi

11/25/2007 8:00:53 PM

^^^ok just making sure... geology is what I went to school for.

11/25/2007 8:39:45 PM

this thread was supposed to be more about melting testicles than geology.

11/26/2007 5:49:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfs1t-2rrOM

11/26/2007 7:07:42 PM

you would die of heat and radiation exposure LONG before your testicles could ever graze the surface of the sun.

11/26/2007 7:13:03 PM

^ not if you had a Volvo

11/26/2007 7:29:34 PM