my toilet is built on top of an ancient indian burial ground

11/28/2007 11:29:34 PM

its better to have a bottle in front of you than a bottle behind you

11/28/2007 11:29:59 PM

What hot dogs are made of.

11/28/2007 11:30:00 PM

the chinese restaurant i ate at 2 days ago got shut down today for poor sanitary conditions

11/28/2007 11:30:13 PM

why the sky is blue.

11/28/2007 11:30:27 PM

^^ where?

11/28/2007 11:30:40 PM

Santa isn't real

11/28/2007 11:31:40 PM

Recently a friend took her puppy, which she could no longer care for to the Humane Society. She didn't know they euthanize animals, and If I'd known that I'd never have told her.

11/28/2007 11:33:16 PM

^^neither is the easter bunny.

11/28/2007 11:33:53 PM

the humane society euthanizes? i didn't know that

11/28/2007 11:34:43 PM

that peter gammons went to carolina.

11/28/2007 11:35:48 PM

Send them puppy.



Also, the jews control the world.

11/28/2007 11:36:04 PM