http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071130/ap_on_fe_st/odd_pizza_snatcher;_ylt=AjSq2RVIqXUwT5Rm3TdK1D7tiBIF

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"EASTPOINTE, Mich. - Police used a battering ram to break down an apartment door and arrest a woman they say grabbed food from a pizza delivery man but failed to pay him. ADVERTISEMENT Jessica Gray, 19, of Eastpointe was arrested Wednesday after she and the occupants of her apartment refused to pay for a delivery of pizza, ribs, chicken, shrimp and a soda valued at $17.18, police say. According to police, Gray answered the door when a 21-year-old, combo meal-carrying delivery man arrived at her apartment about 7 p.m. Gray took the meal, then slammed the door and joined four other female occupants inside — ranging in age from 14 to 21 — in yelling insults and threats when he didn't leave, police say. "She was rough when she took it from him," Detective Lt. Leo Borowsky told The Detroit News. "And she was large enough where he didn't want to fight her." The Associated Press was unable to reach Gray for comment because she has no listed phone number. A police report says responding officers "could hear the occupants laughing and whispering inside but refusing to answer the door. The officers advised the occupants that if they refused to come to the door, it would be opened by force." Police then broke down the door, and the delivery man identified Gray as the person who took the meal. Police recovered rib bones, chicken bones and shrimp tails as evidence. Gray was arraigned Thursday on a felony charge of larceny from a person, then released after posting a $5,000 bond. "We take this kind of stuff seriously. It is a crime," Borowsky said. "These (delivery) people are on business and if you steal from them, we're going to prosecute.""

11/30/2007 12:53:23 PM

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"delivery of pizza, ribs, chicken, shrimp and a soda valued at $17.18"

I wanna know - where do you get all of that for that $17.18, and do they deliver in Raleigh?

11/30/2007 12:55:55 PM

10/10

11/30/2007 12:55:55 PM

she probably got excited when she heard the cops were going to use a battering ram

11/30/2007 12:56:47 PM

^^^me too. that much food for only $17.18.

11/30/2007 12:57:14 PM

poor fat people ftl...

also, was she black?

11/30/2007 12:57:22 PM

gumby's is back in business?

11/30/2007 12:57:40 PM

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"Police recovered rib bones, chicken bones and shrimp tails as evidence"

haha

11/30/2007 12:58:54 PM

Is she black? I can't REALLY hate her unless she's black!

Is she black?

11/30/2007 1:00:44 PM

CHICKEN

BONE

EVIDENCE

11/30/2007 1:09:17 PM

CHICKEN

BONE

EVIDENCE

11/30/2007 1:24:13 PM

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"I wanna know - where do you get all of that for that $17.18, and do they deliver in Raleigh?"

Fuck yeah, i mean, that's like super gumby's, without as many health code violations.

11/30/2007 1:25:48 PM

That's a load of shit. Yes, her behavior was absurd. Don't turn to force. Especially not over $17.18.

11/30/2007 1:26:06 PM

I would have suggested a tear gas grenade through the window before breaking down the door. That way they would have just come out into the open arms of nightstick wielding law enforcement officers.

11/30/2007 1:28:49 PM

theft is theft.. fuck that bitch, she also failed to obey officers when they asked her to come to the door

shoot her

11/30/2007 1:29:20 PM

CHICKEN

BONE

EVIDENCE

11/30/2007 1:30:19 PM

Y'all just love beating the shit out of anyone who breaks the rules, don't y'all?

Everyone deserves to be treated as human being. As a friend, even.

11/30/2007 1:31:01 PM

Let me know when she got the shit beaten out of her.

They came to the door. She was laughing and whispering behind it. They said, "If you don't open the door, we're breaking it down to arrest you." She didn't open the door. The door was broken down and she was arrested.

11/30/2007 1:32:31 PM

I understand what happened.

By our society's standards, it's reasonable, though not something to applaud.

After the revolution, things will go differently.

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 1:37 PM. Reason : no one will be up against the wall when the revolution comes]

11/30/2007 1:33:24 PM

You can treat this guy as a friend.

11/30/2007 1:36:10 PM

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRR

11/30/2007 1:38:35 PM

I bet the delivery dude pocketed the money and then blamed it on the fatty.

11/30/2007 1:44:55 PM

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"After the revolution, things will go differently."

11/30/2007 1:47:39 PM

bttt for ncsugalxcpac

11/30/2007 4:37:12 PM

where's the chicken bone earrings when you need it?




[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 4:56 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2007 4:42:48 PM

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"CHICKEN BONE EVIDENCE"

11/30/2007 5:22:39 PM

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""Police recovered rib bones, chicken bones and shrimp tails as evidence""

Oh shit, thanks tww.

I can't stop laughing out loud after reading that

11/30/2007 7:41:02 PM