is it just me or are fat chicks more incline to offer you a slice of pussy. this fat chick was talking to me today about sex and how much she loves blowing dick. it was uncomfortable, but it was obvious she wanted me to exchange dirty talk and pork her. i was trying to be nice . . . i didn't want to be like, "I'd never place my penis near you" type of vibe.

12/2/2007 11:06:02 PM

fat chicks need lovin too

12/2/2007 11:06:32 PM

more cushion for the pushin' g

12/2/2007 11:07:55 PM

Quote :

"blowing dick"

i don't think that's correct usage, b

12/2/2007 11:07:57 PM

But they gotta pay.

12/2/2007 11:08:18 PM

i wont have sex with anyone thats more lazy than me

12/2/2007 11:08:47 PM

no homo

12/2/2007 11:10:00 PM

Fat chicks don't need lovin, it's thinking like that that lets fat people reproduce

12/2/2007 11:11:49 PM

^that and booze

i have some crazy conspiracy theory they legalized beer so fat chicks would get loving too and our population wouldnt decline and shit

12/2/2007 11:12:40 PM

You should have rolled her around in flour and aimed for the wet spot

12/2/2007 11:13:40 PM

amsterdam is a homo.



he hangs out with his gay neighbor all the time.
he buys rope lights
he actually considered buying a shag carpet.
he lets his dog lick peanut butter off of his ...privates.

12/2/2007 11:21:23 PM

i think the government should give out mono to help slim people down

12/2/2007 11:22:58 PM

12/2/2007 11:23:38 PM

what man...that would be awesome.....people would be healthier after they got over mono and probably keep the weight off

12/2/2007 11:25:11 PM

yea, that's quite a government.

i mean, i could see mandatory community exercise, but not giving out diseases.

12/2/2007 11:25:58 PM

dude giving out diseases is a lot more cost effective way of making people slim down

you can totally not tell them you are giving them the disease...no one would ever find out and tons of money could be saved

this is an easy ethical dilemma

12/2/2007 11:27:27 PM

wow




just wow.


remember, DNL, I'm the guy the country has enough trust in to be a commissioned officer, not you.

12/2/2007 11:29:41 PM

why not just ration food?

12/2/2007 11:29:52 PM

^Iknorite?


I mean, that's what you're supposed to do in "war"

12/2/2007 11:30:16 PM

I had a dream about hooking up with a fat chick the other night.


It really freaked me out.

12/2/2007 11:31:08 PM

chembob...


you come across as a real asshole sometimes, you know that?

12/2/2007 11:32:07 PM

excuse me?

12/2/2007 11:32:56 PM

haha, damn--chembob why you gotta be an asshole

[Edited on December 2, 2007 at 11:34 PM. Reason : &]

12/2/2007 11:33:01 PM

its the truth

12/2/2007 11:33:13 PM

...the fact that you just said "excuse me" like you didn't hear me when it was a statement in writing- that's kind of asshole-esche...like "Oh no you di-in't"

and then you also said

Quote :

"remember, DNL, I'm the guy the country has enough trust in to be a commissioned officer, not you."

I mean.............who cares? nobody likes people in the military anyway.

12/2/2007 11:34:56 PM

Yeah I've met some stupid motherfucking commissioned officers.


Just throwing that out there.


Plus, why even bother to argue with dnl?

12/2/2007 11:36:08 PM

chembob is one of those people

12/2/2007 11:36:53 PM

well, I said excuse me because I don't know what I did to have you say that. I just want you to elaborate.

and you go on thinking what you want about the military.

[Edited on December 2, 2007 at 11:37 PM. Reason : oh, and Shawna, if you're talking about Jacksonville, well, you just answered your question ]

12/2/2007 11:37:24 PM

I don't know why dnl is trying to talk shit.

12/2/2007 11:37:49 PM

wait wait wait. Time out for a second.

I was wondering if anything would come out of me hitting on the girls in this thread?

12/2/2007 11:38:53 PM

lol i'm just trying to make conversation

12/2/2007 11:38:59 PM

^^do it now while they're distracted

12/2/2007 11:39:43 PM

There are girls in this thread?

12/2/2007 11:40:09 PM

excuse me.

women

12/2/2007 11:40:22 PM

i'm just post-stalking shawna

12/2/2007 11:40:43 PM

there are no girls on this site

^^LOL

[Edited on December 2, 2007 at 11:41 PM. Reason : wimmenz]

12/2/2007 11:40:49 PM

alright. I guess not.

I'm going to sleep I think. G'night TWW.

12/2/2007 11:42:20 PM

wait! if there are no girls on the site and your on the site then that means.......damn it.........

12/2/2007 11:44:44 PM

Why, yes, I do have a penis.

12/2/2007 11:45:38 PM

^^I was going to wait until after the wedding to whip it out but...

12/2/2007 11:46:33 PM

BWN?

12/2/2007 11:46:35 PM

tranny barn

12/2/2007 11:47:07 PM

Quote :

"Joan Marie Laurer"

she has a penis too

12/2/2007 11:47:53 PM

DJ Lauren is pretty fiesty lately. What's wrong with you Boo Boo? You blasphemy my name and make false claims. Is this a trait of the righteous?

12/2/2007 11:49:56 PM

Why do all the women I meet have penises..........

[Edited on December 2, 2007 at 11:58 PM. Reason : wo-man]

12/2/2007 11:52:39 PM

Last time I checked blasphemy was not a verb.

12/2/2007 11:53:11 PM

I hear being an officer is a really exclusive thing. You are special.

I just wonder why I (and every NCSU student) gets several emails a year for military officer recruitment. Also odd that I have people stop me in the brickyard weekly trying to get me to sign up for ROTC/OCS.

But yea, keep acting condescending to someone who decided to make their own choices.

12/2/2007 11:53:14 PM

*penes

[Edited on December 2, 2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason : ^you don't wanna open that can of worms homie]

12/2/2007 11:53:30 PM

penii*

12/2/2007 11:54:32 PM

'cause I'm all the woman you meet

12/2/2007 11:54:51 PM