i'm semi-hilarious and a half-decent goaltender

[/emo]

12/20/2007 3:16:36 AM

FAG

12/20/2007 3:18:05 AM

no homo, b.

12/20/2007 3:18:48 AM

i'm sure theres some wolfweb chick on here you could date with a little effort

12/20/2007 3:20:11 AM

mayhaps

12/20/2007 3:21:14 AM

just make sure she has 1000 posts or less...any regular poster of tww is not dating material

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:39 AM. Reason : j/k of course]

12/20/2007 3:38:59 AM

silly man theres no womens on the interwebs

12/20/2007 4:06:26 AM

There's a girl in Sec. 327 who you could prolly hook up wit.

12/20/2007 5:04:23 AM

pm sent

12/20/2007 5:09:10 AM

I'm sure this will work for you.

12/20/2007 5:15:45 AM

i never expected it to work

i was just bored whilst waiting for my roommate

12/20/2007 3:08:51 PM

wow

12/20/2007 3:11:01 PM

I have a hot date tonight, but for some reason I believe she will come up with an excuse and blow me off

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:12 PM. Reason : ]

12/20/2007 3:11:06 PM

i always hated it when i got called for goal tending in the original NBA Jam

i'm sorry, you were saying something?

12/20/2007 3:12:11 PM

I bet she doesnt come up with and excuse and blows you

12/20/2007 3:12:30 PM

didnt you once say you had an original vinyl of Machina II, If I was a chick, I would date you just to steal it from you.

12/20/2007 6:02:57 PM

u straight?

12/20/2007 6:03:44 PM

awww, ill hook you up with somone!
(wait, all my friends are sluts )


SO SORRY BOUT LUNCH, i suck

12/20/2007 6:09:37 PM

holy shit keeeeeeyum posted

12/20/2007 6:13:41 PM

12/20/2007 6:46:18 PM

well I tried

the boy's silly, ladies

12/20/2007 6:47:51 PM

Quote :

"someone date me"

Id say 1983

12/20/2007 6:48:09 PM

i thought this thread was about el borracho moo cow

12/20/2007 6:50:01 PM

12/20/2007 6:51:10 PM

aunt bea
sweet tea
mr. t
golf tee

12/21/2007 2:49:27 AM

12/21/2007 3:02:09 AM

I shouldn't have used a razor blade to write "Joe Strummer" on my arm.

12/21/2007 3:06:55 AM

Really? Of all the people, over a Beatle, or Bob Dylan, or Ian Curtis, or Jeff Mangum, fucking Joe Strummer?


Finish the job, dude.

12/21/2007 3:11:13 AM

There's a creek behind my house...I suppose I could try for a Jeff Buckley.

12/21/2007 3:12:07 AM

you chickenshit fuck you'll be back tomorrow afternoon annoying us with more of your bullshit

12/21/2007 3:15:38 AM

i couldn't very well leave so short of 25,000 posts, could i?

12/21/2007 3:16:53 AM

12/21/2007 3:24:59 AM

okay, fine

my third favorite beach boys album isn't surf's up

it's love you

12/21/2007 3:33:54 AM

Define "date."

12/21/2007 3:36:22 AM

Honestly, I would have so much respect for you if you killed yourself. Seriously, people cry about it because they're selfish, but there's no greater act of controlling one's own destiny. Liberating yourself from such meaningless bullshit. If you don't want it, end it. Those that knew you understand and you'll always have their respect.

Better to die on your feet.

12/21/2007 3:36:29 AM

I just wanted my arm to say "Joe Strummer."

12/21/2007 3:38:29 AM

this thread brings back memories

12/21/2007 3:41:11 AM

indeed

12/21/2007 3:52:06 AM

Quote :

"Better to die on your feet."

12/21/2007 3:54:44 AM

12/21/2007 4:01:29 AM

lily.

allen.

?

2/9/2008 10:28:30 PM

sometimes she's hot, sometimes she isn't.

2/9/2008 10:31:05 PM

2/9/2008 10:34:15 PM

i played "the guns of brixton" on thursday night

2/9/2008 10:44:47 PM

played where?

2/9/2008 10:51:16 PM

My neighbor might date you. She is looking for a semi-hilarious half-decent goaltender I think.

2/9/2008 11:00:18 PM

o rly

2/9/2008 11:05:27 PM

pm sent

2/9/2008 11:08:11 PM

Quote :

"My neighbor might date you. She is looking for a semi-hilarious half-decent goaltender I think."

i lawld. well played.

2/9/2008 11:08:52 PM

2/9/2008 11:10:32 PM