A friend of mine told me a story back when he was in high school. He was walking down the hall and seen a female friend outside of class sobbing. He thought a boyfriend had broken up with her so he came up to her, patted on her shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it, it was his fault." Little did he know that it wasn't about her boyfriend. She had gotten a call from her mom that her dad had just died in a car crash.

12/22/2007 12:02:37 PM

tlb

12/22/2007 12:09:25 PM

bwn?

12/22/2007 12:09:51 PM

wow, that is some untactful shit

12/22/2007 12:16:56 PM

eh, his heart was in the right place, just assumed the wrong situation

12/22/2007 12:21:43 PM

In high school, one of my friends comes up to me and she's depressed. I ask her whats wrong, and she says that she got into a big fight with her dad, my response "well its not like you told him you were pregnant or anything, cause that would suck"....yeah, she was.

12/22/2007 12:27:54 PM

I broke up with my girlfriend, and she was like "Is there anything I can do to make you change your mind?"

"Well...do you really wanna know?"

"Yes, tell me."

"Well, see, when you wear nice clothes, you're really hot. But when you wear shit clothes, old ragged t-shirts and shit, you're NOT hot. It's a really big difference. So if you could just wear nicer clothes on a regular basis, we could still date."

you can guess the ending of that story


[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 12:35 PM. Reason : /]

12/22/2007 12:28:49 PM

When i was at soccer camp one year at davidson there were some of the TIP girls there (smart camp) there was also a tennis camp there well anyway three girls came walking my way giggling and what not smiling at me so i went up to them and introduced myself to them things went well they were still smiling looking cute and i asked them " what are you up here for are you smart or here for tennis" 2 slaps and a butt swinging walk away later i assumed they must have played tennis

12/22/2007 12:31:49 PM

there are other keys besides ones with letters on them

USE DAT SHIT

<---o shit 39999


[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 12:55 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2007 12:55:31 PM

Quote :

"there are other keys besides ones with letters on them USE DAT SHIT"

12/22/2007 1:00:46 PM

i approve this thread

12/22/2007 1:07:31 PM

"There are a lot of numbers on this receipt, but there isn't your number."

12/22/2007 1:23:39 PM

The last time i talked to this one ex of mine before we completely stopped talking I told her to enjoy the VD she got when she cheated on me(I fortunately didn't get it as I found out before we had sex again) and to ROT IN HELL

12/22/2007 1:39:39 PM

This is not the *most* untactful thing that I have said, but it is the most recent.

In childbirth class, we each grabbed an item out of a bag and had to spontaneously talk about it. Unfortunately, I ended up with a condom and said: "Well, if we all knew how to use them, we wouldn't be here right now."

There was a lot of uncomfortable laughter. Apparently, some people uhm. . .were there for that reason.

12/22/2007 1:45:56 PM

i have a bad habit of asking fat chicks how many months they're pregnant. turns out they're just obese.

12/22/2007 1:48:03 PM

Quote :

"This is not the *most* untactful thing that I have said, but it is the most recent. In childbirth class, we each grabbed an item out of a bag and had to spontaneously talk about it. Unfortunately, I ended up with a condom and said: "Well, if we all knew how to use them, we wouldn't be here right now." There was a lot of uncomfortable laughter. Apparently, some people uhm. . .were there for that reason."

lol

12/22/2007 1:55:52 PM

are you in a sorrority

12/22/2007 1:57:51 PM

Once in seventh grade, this substitute teacher was mean for no reason the whole class period. I was making conversation with another student and mentioned what a bitch she was. He said flatly, "She's my mom." He was serious, although IIRC it was his stepmom.

>.<

12/22/2007 2:03:35 PM

hopefully you had a witty comeback

12/22/2007 2:06:07 PM

In highschool we had a guy who killed himself.

When talking about what we thouth about it (we were supposed to be honest)

i told them im catholic, he killed himself, hes going to burn in hell

Didnt go over too well

12/22/2007 2:19:43 PM

haha i find it funny when people use religions as an excuse

we all know most religions encourage you to turn off your brain but you can be catholic and not accept that suicide results in eternal damnation (just don't tell anyone). Own up that you want to believe it too.


i'll go ahead and say i kinda feel like life is a torture test from god and trying to end it early probably isn't the best way to get in his good graces. (i think suicide means hell too in most cases)

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 4:29 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2007 4:27:13 PM

too many to list

i have chronic foot in mouth disease

12/22/2007 4:42:31 PM

Cracking a 'I just stepped on a landmine' (something nasty on the ground) joke in front of someone who had a relative who actually were *forced* to step on a landmine.

This wasn't me but I remember it from the campus weirdo thread:

Quote :

"lol, or this kid in my english class, we all think he's "special", the teacher was apologizing for being in a real daze the past couple of weeks and was telling us that her best friend had an inoperable brain tumor and was given like 2 months to live but died two weeks later on the Good Friday, so everyone was just like "omg we're so sorry" and this crazy kid raises his hand and said "WOW that's so weird because last Friday was really bad for my family, I was REALLY sick and I didn't know what was wrong, and then someone, I can't say who, got dumped." ...talk about a real piece of work."

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 5:11 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2007 5:10:06 PM

A 3 ON THE WALL

THEY'RE ALL MINES..!


what if we get an 8?

then God help us...

12/22/2007 5:13:49 PM

I was dating a chick and she had openly talked to me about how she may want to go back to her old boyfriend (we had JUST started dating). I didn't really care, I wasn't out too much money, time, etc, but the thought of getting left... I didn't like.

Well, she went back to her ex. cest la vie.

She calls me a few weeks later and told me she had put my name down as a reference on a job application (wtf??) I said... "Ok?"

She asked what I would say if they called me. Without missing a beat I responded: "I'd tell them: Oh she'll act real interested in her new job for a while, but she'll probably quit and go back to her old job."

I heard dial tones. And laughed a lot.

Unfortunately, I never got called... But who puts down people they've previously dated, and subsequently broken up with, as a job reference?

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 5:18 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2007 5:15:34 PM

Quote :

"hey when you get done fuckin everybody in craven county how about you give me a call back"

12/22/2007 5:17:11 PM

Quote :

""I'd tell them: Oh she'll act real interested in her new job for a while, but she'll probably quit and go back to her old job.""

hahaha, that wasn't untactful at all: she deserved that

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 5:19 PM. Reason : hahahahahahaha, <3]

12/22/2007 5:18:46 PM

I asked a good friend of mine who I hadn't talked to in a while how his dad was doing. His dad was sick and had died about a year earlier.. I mean.. I remembered his dad was sick.. and as soon as he said.. "uhh dude.. you don't remember?"



I was like... OH SHIT.

12/22/2007 5:22:30 PM

Quote :

"hahaha, that wasn't untactful at all: she deserved that"

yeah she did deserve... I still to this day don't know why she thought that that was a good idea. Her ex bf was a dick too. So it serves her right.

12/22/2007 5:24:16 PM

the internet would explode if I were to share some of my stories








I used to be the nicest person on this planet. Then after hanging around jackleg too much, I somehow forgot how to inhibit my thoughts from turning into words. Bad influences, haha.
I'm getting better though. I'm healing.

12/22/2007 5:28:44 PM

A while back, my friends and I were sitting at a table drinking and telling dead baby jokes. We were laughing, and kept on going, while one of my friends kept hitting my arm, telling me to stop. But I kept going, and my other friend got up and left the table. I had forgotten that she had an abortion a few month back...ooops.

12/22/2007 6:04:14 PM

haha let's keep these going, i could read these forever

12/22/2007 7:11:06 PM

just look at one of my post youll find plenty of shit

12/22/2007 7:15:21 PM

"wait a minute guys... I'm an athiest."

12/22/2007 7:47:41 PM

good gawd


i'd like to know just one tactful line i've said

12/22/2007 7:52:33 PM

"HAAAY GIRL WANT A FISH SAMMICH?"

12/22/2007 7:54:53 PM

why was the girl who had an abortion pissed off? She KILLED the baby... she shoulda thought about that before KILLING it.

12/22/2007 8:56:54 PM

I won't say that I'm untactful, just blunt

I say mean shit a lot of times


but it's usually because it was deserved and necessary

12/22/2007 8:59:46 PM

I've also said

"I fucked your mom last night."
"My mom's dead."
"Oh."

but I think everyone's done that

12/22/2007 9:02:19 PM

^hahahhahah yeah i've said that alot...




































then again I was 10.

12/22/2007 9:05:55 PM

If they existed.


Not the most, but it's up there.

12/22/2007 9:07:30 PM

Girlfriend (at the time): "I'm like a dime in a sea of pennies, I'm smaller but I'm worth more"
Me: "You're like a dime in a sea of quarters, You're smaller and worth less"

12/22/2007 9:24:09 PM

2/10

12/22/2007 9:26:39 PM

one of the tactless things I've said:

Quote :

"then again, I was 10."

12/22/2007 9:28:21 PM

"Hey, what are you doing [fecal japan]?"
"Oh, nothing--probably masturbating later"
"Hahaha"
"Oh shit, did I say that out loud?"

12/22/2007 9:28:31 PM

I read that and then I patted my dog and told her to not be so Fecal Japan.

That was pretty tactless.


P.S. I <3 this thread.

12/22/2007 9:29:49 PM

it's gone down hill lately.

12/22/2007 9:31:29 PM

well, i was talking to my brother on the phone, and i knew he had it on speaker phone--but that fact didn't register when it came out of my mouth

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 9:32 PM. Reason : &]

12/22/2007 9:32:08 PM

to the FIRST post

oh shiiiiiiiiiiit

12/22/2007 9:37:17 PM

oh I was saying me telling my dog not to be so fecal japan was tactless



your masturbation thing isn't so shocking

12/22/2007 9:41:04 PM