What's open?

12/24/2007 5:35:24 PM

My bedroom.

12/24/2007 5:36:32 PM

12/24/2007 5:37:02 PM

I haven't been wasted in 37 weeks and 3 days.

12/24/2007 5:37:55 PM

Good idea, Greg.

12/24/2007 5:38:38 PM

12/24/2007 5:41:57 PM

i went there twice and felt like i was gonna get raped both times

12/24/2007 5:44:57 PM

well, you do have purty teeth

12/24/2007 5:52:37 PM

fuck it. I'm gonna roll when I get into town.

12/24/2007 6:01:21 PM

swing by the crib first

12/24/2007 6:01:48 PM

What's doin' at the crib, G? Or you wanna roll out with?

12/24/2007 6:07:28 PM

Yo nigga im at my place by my lonseone tonight igor and jay might roll out tonight also holla

12/24/2007 6:10:15 PM

PM SENT

12/24/2007 6:12:29 PM

i NEEDED to get blasted last night


but when i got home........i was too tired to care anymore

12/24/2007 6:59:29 PM

I don't even drink, but Christmas, alone, wasted, listening to blues and Townes > Christmas with my family in Mentor, Ohio

grumblegrumblegrumble.


Oh, and Happy Christmas and whatnot.

12/24/2007 7:09:32 PM

Well, dammit, I am gonna get at least moderately blasted. I could also deal with getting laid. But the former is easier than the latter, which is easier said than done, unless you have a guaranteed fuckbuddy. Alas, I do not.

12/24/2007 7:32:51 PM

Alcohol + porn + hand = winz

12/24/2007 7:34:26 PM

I have yet to find a masturbation technique that even approaches the feeling of vaginal penetration. Especially sufficiently aroused, naturally lubricated vagina. Jesus, I gotta quit this...

12/24/2007 7:37:39 PM

*lol*

12/24/2007 7:40:50 PM

not jackin off cause it dosent feel like a vagina makes you a creep

it should be part of the daily routine, like brushing your teeth

its a means to an end

that being said

time to holla at some chrstmas eve cutty

12/24/2007 7:43:45 PM

Sir, I will most definitely wank it. Just sayin'...I'll eat the hamburger, but it ain't gonna stop me dreaming of filet mignon.

12/24/2007 7:45:52 PM

lol

12/25/2007 9:26:09 AM

w00t Last night was fun... I think

12/25/2007 9:27:53 AM

12/25/2007 11:33:40 AM

Good times, good times. My damn head hurts though. I think that Maker's put me over the edge. I need food goddammit. Waffle House, anybody?

12/25/2007 11:38:11 AM

woot! woot!

12/25/2007 11:44:02 AM

12/25/2007 11:54:17 AM

I wanna get blasted again tonight, but I have to work tomorrow at 8am. And I live 20 miles from my office.

12/25/2007 12:24:45 PM

If we ever get this -Alone on Christmas- party going... You could get "blasted."

I hope you mean drunk... serious support is needed for this party... I have 2 neighbors for serious coming, but then I also asked 50 others.. but I think they were laughing for the sake of someone being alone on christmas.

12/25/2007 12:45:44 PM

I wanna get blasted tonite!



and theeeeeeeeeeeeeey're off!

12/25/2007 4:31:20 PM