So a few minutes ago I got out of the shower to find the jeans I was gonna where gone from where I just left them on the floor. I was of course like WTF cuz no one is here but me.

After searching the house for 20 minutes I found them.

12/28/2007 1:55:40 PM

You're just trying to cover up that sexfest in the backyard last night.

12/28/2007 2:00:05 PM

a friend of mine scewed her boytoy in her parents backyard a few nights ago. I imagine it looked somethin like this

12/28/2007 2:16:01 PM

Those must have been some nasty jeans for the dog to take them outdoors.

12/28/2007 2:17:06 PM

all creamed up and shit. fuck yeah

12/28/2007 4:34:32 PM

maybe the dog was tryin' to tell you to put on some clean clothes

12/28/2007 4:40:06 PM

I

WAS

GONNA

WHERE

12/28/2007 4:41:18 PM

I can has blue jeans?

12/28/2007 4:42:11 PM

hahaha, BAD MOLLY!

12/28/2007 5:46:58 PM

I think you meant...


pwnt by my dog OFF KAPLAN

12/28/2007 6:51:11 PM

ahahahahha

After weeks of this I have devised a plan.

NOW I PWND THE DOG, WHAT!!!

1/12/2008 12:09:52 AM

nice handy work, professional grade installation.

1/12/2008 12:15:07 AM

Fucking top notch man!

1/12/2008 1:05:50 AM

You know the SO smeared peanut butter on them so the dog would destroy them because she hated them, right?

Dog gets blamed, your closet gets cleaned out.

1/12/2008 1:27:21 AM

Ok now I am pwnt again.

She came in the room with the spring door, then ate my fucking pants while I was gone.

1/12/2008 11:40:02 PM

Is that your dog, the picture Joe#s posted? So fucking cute!

But sorry she's a fabric eating fool.

1/12/2008 11:42:53 PM

Yes, thats her as a puppy.



This is her now.

1/12/2008 11:47:11 PM

And she's still eating things? Obedience classes FTW.

But she's still a cute dog...looks like a big dog, too!

1/12/2008 11:48:05 PM

Any of you self proclaimed dog psychologists want to explain why my dog has a fetish with my pants. They are always the most recently warn pair. She used to drag them downstairs, but since the door closes itself now I guess she has taken to eating them?

1/12/2008 11:53:47 PM

put one of these on the door

1/12/2008 11:57:44 PM

it probably has something to do with your smell on the pants

but the only thing i could suggest is to invest in some training or start some tough love training yourself

1/12/2008 11:58:34 PM

I knew molly was trouble. Was she lost last summer cause there's still a lost dog sign on avent ferry?

1/13/2008 1:28:59 AM

haha no she has never been lost.

1/13/2008 1:50:19 AM

weird.. there's a sign outside that has pic that looks like your dog and its name is molly...

1/13/2008 3:13:39 AM

his dogs name is spelled mollie

1/13/2008 3:14:49 AM

my dog's name is mollie as well

1/13/2008 3:15:29 AM

My dog's name is spelled L-A-N-A. until i change it again...

1/13/2008 3:24:41 AM

thank god its not cinnamon bun anymore

1/13/2008 3:26:52 AM

it was cinnabon. too many people thought i might eat her..

1/13/2008 3:31:30 AM

^^ Lana is a good dog name

1/13/2008 8:52:52 AM

Quote :

"Any of you self proclaimed dog psychologists want to explain why my dog has a fetish with my pants. They are always the most recently warn pair. She used to drag them downstairs, but since the door closes itself now I guess she has taken to eating them?"

could be separation anxiety or she could just like the smell for some reason, but either way, there are two easy solutions

1) Put your clothes away after you're done wearing them

-or-

2) Crate her while you're away. Eventually, she'll swallow a sock or pair of underwear and could get obstructed.

1/13/2008 9:17:17 AM

Quote :

"it probably has something to do with your smell on the pants"

yep, thats what it is. I once had a girl dog with a thing for dirty panties. dog was nuts.

1/13/2008 9:17:19 AM

I would parody this thread but then i would have to call it "Bwnd by my dog"

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1/13/2008 1:10:54 PM

lawlz

1/13/2008 2:39:58 PM

^someone else do it im not about to get as gay as say i dunno... evan

1/13/2008 4:52:46 PM