I had stupidly bought a cock ring in high school, and promptly lost it like weeks later. Apparently my dad had furnaced replaced and they found the ring underneath, lol.

So, what the hell do I do with this thing? I'm not ever going to wear it, is there some place that buys them, or something similar? ideas?

1/20/2008 10:25:54 PM

yes some place is going to buy your used cockring

1/20/2008 10:26:31 PM

Parody Shop

1/20/2008 10:26:42 PM

craigslist

1/20/2008 10:26:46 PM

Cecil's cockring emporium

1/20/2008 10:26:47 PM

beat me to it^

1/20/2008 10:27:18 PM

1/20/2008 10:27:29 PM

ok I didn't realize this was a parody

but my post still stands

1/20/2008 10:27:43 PM

haha, Cecil's FTW

1/20/2008 10:28:20 PM

Can I wear it on a chain around my neck?

1/20/2008 10:28:24 PM

lol ReceiveCockRingDeath

1/20/2008 10:28:33 PM

^^You had your chance!

1/20/2008 10:30:51 PM

1/20/2008 10:30:59 PM

this parody actually made me laugh! I only read the first post.

1/20/2008 10:36:48 PM