im picking up some cigarettes. another 6 bucks down the drain. anyways

guy in front of me (50 or so) with his 2 daughters (maybe 16 and 18) in line is wasting even more money, he buys 20 lottery tickets. and the cashier (maybe 35) says "good luck.... .... ... if you win you gotta take me out to dinner"

then his daughter walks back in after they leave and says "LOLOMG U BETTER WATCH WHAT U SAY MY DIDDYS SINGLE "

and the cashier lady was like "i'm not. have a nice day"

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : forgot that part]

1/26/2008 11:28:08 PM

no, this isn't the best

not even close

1/26/2008 11:30:02 PM

0/10, come on!

1/26/2008 11:30:45 PM

1/26/2008 11:30:46 PM

20 tickets? what kind?

1/26/2008 11:31:10 PM

no, this isn't the best

not even close

1/26/2008 11:31:24 PM

i forgot to submit my thread to the "best ever review committee" and i apologize. it is not the best thing ever. but its funny to watch the people and how they interact.

sorry next time ill post a cat with a caption on it instead of something funny i saw

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 11:33 PM. Reason : they were pink tickets mr scrumples]

1/26/2008 11:32:59 PM

what kind of tickets did he buy and did he win?

1/26/2008 11:33:42 PM

also someone might want to point out that its not even a pickup line because she was fucking with the guy and all the money he stood to make off his dollar scratchers

1/26/2008 11:34:25 PM

i'm not sure scrumples, just that they were pink and 20 of them cost $20 total


also i think i probably missed some punctuation in there somewhere, if anyone wants to hop on that while its still fresh.

1/26/2008 11:35:20 PM

dollar scratchers!

for the loss.

1/26/2008 11:35:29 PM

mr scrumples i appreciate everything youve done to help my otherwise hated thread. it is very hard to please people such as quagmire and diamondace. you just cant fuck with people on their level

oh my god his gallery is full of internet comics and lunix babes

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : thats a hard act to follow]

1/26/2008 11:37:07 PM

lets go buy lottery tickets jackleg

1/26/2008 11:49:07 PM

if you want to come up here sometime we can go buy them. i buy the bingo one occasionally cause i can kill like half an hour playing it. and sometimes they even end up being free

1/26/2008 11:51:20 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gw6_FTj_ri0&feature=related

1/26/2008 11:54:21 PM

talk to the haaaaaand

1/26/2008 11:55:45 PM

lol

Quote :

"home boy go hoooooooooome"

1/26/2008 11:57:37 PM

^^ old but watching again

if i may ask, what is a lunix babes?

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 2:44 AM. Reason : ?~!]

1/27/2008 2:43:24 AM

^^^AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!

1/27/2008 2:45:51 AM

^^^^
wtf is that...lol

1/27/2008 2:48:39 AM

Quote :

"if i may ask, what is a lunix babes?"

ask jeff k

1/27/2008 2:50:18 AM

Did she say what I think she said around 00:56 in that video?

1/27/2008 3:07:06 AM

^
i think its japanese at ~0.56

1/27/2008 3:10:48 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz5XTpOozfE

1/27/2008 3:18:22 AM

if youre asking if she said nigga, then yea i think so

i mean he insulted her ethnicity for like a minute straight. haha

1/27/2008 3:20:18 AM

jackleg hook me up with a nonslut coug that wants to fuck and be exclusive and shes got to be interesting and shes got to be attractive and shes got to be fit

plz kk thanks

1/27/2008 3:50:14 AM

Shallaala my ass

1/27/2008 11:37:04 AM

where's the pickup line?

1/27/2008 11:40:36 AM

Quote :

"get in da truck bitch"

1/27/2008 1:00:40 PM

^
winnar

1/27/2008 1:03:52 PM

"That grease on your shirt really brings out the pores on your face!"

That was my contribution to a conversation over lunch with my coworkers last summer: Pickup lines for fast food restaurant employees.

1/27/2008 1:13:32 PM

hey is "you are in my top 3 broads" a good one?

1/27/2008 1:14:28 PM

what about "you are attractive"

1/27/2008 1:18:11 PM

your best bet would be "lets not turn this rape in to a murder"

1/27/2008 1:25:16 PM

"girl it must be thanksgiving day. cus i'm gonna stuff you like a turkey!"

1/23/2009 10:43:06 PM

I'm gonna smash it like whack-a-mole.

1/23/2009 10:45:08 PM

Idaho potatoes

1/23/2009 10:46:53 PM

no one would be flaming you if you hadn't hyped it as "best pickup line ever"

kind of set yourself up for the fail.

1/23/2009 10:49:36 PM

a year later and they still won't get off $leg's case

1/23/2009 10:52:25 PM

" I am a man of few words. Nice shoes. Lets fuck."

1/23/2009 11:33:03 PM

k

1/24/2009 12:04:10 AM

I put the STD in STUD

now all i need is U

3/4/2013 4:30:18 PM

none of these are good pickup lines

pickup lines are for 16 year olds

we are all over 40 now

3/4/2013 4:31:04 PM

How would you like to become a single mother?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/4/2013 4:34:26 PM