XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
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It's not just gonna lift into the air.
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1/28/2008 1:19:20 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89873 Posts user info edit post |
the real question is....
would the pilot in the cockpit still get paid for operating the plane? 1/28/2008 1:22:34 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
the treadmill is doing all the work 1/28/2008 1:24:04 AM
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CharlesHF All American 5543 Posts user info edit post |
I bet it doesn't hit the wall in front of the plane on a treadmill with snakes on it. 1/28/2008 1:51:06 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
snakes make it impervious 1/28/2008 2:20:55 AM
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lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
Are the snakes paddling? 1/28/2008 2:21:27 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
shielding 1/28/2008 2:24:32 AM
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lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
no, I mean are the snakes rowing? 1/28/2008 2:25:30 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
no, the snakes are shielding. from the wall. the snakes don't have time to row. also, the plane was not equipped with enough paddles to go around. 1/28/2008 2:26:23 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
so...no rowing.
row, row, row your plane, urgently 'twards land 1/28/2008 2:27:15 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89873 Posts user info edit post |
what if the treadmill had slippery oil on it? 1/28/2008 2:27:17 AM
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hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
Finally. This shit makes sense. 1/28/2008 2:27:37 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
the plane might slide off
the snakes would be fucked rowing, or not the snakes are going down 1/28/2008 2:28:15 AM
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lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
how do the inflatable life vests stay on the snake's bodies? 1/28/2008 2:30:35 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
magic,
yo holmes to bel-air!
![](http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/46/75/0000034675_20061021010827.jpg) 1/28/2008 2:32:09 AM
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IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
snakes don't have arms. how could they possibly row? you guys are fucking idiots. 1/28/2008 9:01:30 AM
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kfc469 Suspended 160 Posts user info edit post |
What about the treadmill's safety cord? what would we do with that? 1/28/2008 9:15:44 AM
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dannyp45 All American 1053 Posts user info edit post |
are you guys fucktards or something?
the snakes will be rowing by using telekinesis and the life vest will fit perfectly because each snake will be fed an third-world kid from somalia 1/28/2008 9:18:18 AM
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IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
^ See you never said that... 1/28/2008 9:23:30 AM
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Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
what about the Bernoulli effect?????????????? 1/28/2008 9:36:21 AM
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IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
The Bernoulli Effect is cancelled out by magical snakes. 1/28/2008 9:44:08 AM
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dannyp45 All American 1053 Posts user info edit post |
Question: How many calories is the airplane burning again? And which setting are we putting it at: Fat Burner or Professional...... 1/28/2008 9:48:14 AM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Are there any fat people on the plane? 1/28/2008 9:59:49 AM
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Wraith All American 27281 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "snakes don't have arms. how could they possibly row? you guys are fucking idiots." |
Boa constrictors don't have telekinesis powers like other snakes, but luckily they can wrap their tails around the paddles with an IRON GRIP. 1/28/2008 11:46:03 AM
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JohnnieWalkr All American 2673 Posts user info edit post |
no fat people on the plane, they hate treadmills 1/28/2008 11:51:27 AM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, but maybe they think they can get on the treadmill and lose weight with the plane doing all the work. Hmmm...That sounds like a good idea. "I did 10 miles on the treadmill today and didn't even break a sweat."
[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 12:03 PM. Reason : s] 1/28/2008 12:02:58 PM
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JohnnieWalkr All American 2673 Posts user info edit post |
at the very least i suppose they could be good snake food 1/28/2008 12:04:33 PM
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