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Yoshiemaster
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people that look sick. does it lower the chances of me getting sick?

2/1/2008 12:22:57 AM

TenaciousC
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no

2/1/2008 12:23:14 AM

Type R PowR
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haha

good plan of action

2/1/2008 12:23:17 AM

pilgrimshoes
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ANTHRAX

2/1/2008 12:23:33 AM

Yoshiemaster
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i swear it works.

they don't want to tell you because then no one would buy cold medicine.


omg it really does work doesn't it.

2/1/2008 12:25:08 AM

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february 1st 2008

2/1/2008 12:32:59 AM

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2/1/2008 12:34:39 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
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"**I move away from the mic to breathe in"


[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : eeee's]

2/1/2008 12:39:01 AM

Mulva
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Your eyes and nose are more likely to be the entry point for a pathogen than your mouth

2/1/2008 12:41:23 AM

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Quote :
""**I move away from the mic to breathe in""


goddamnit i came in here to post that

2/1/2008 12:41:45 AM

Yoshiemaster
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"Your eyes and nose are more likely to be the entry point for a pathogen than your mouth"

from now on, i will pull one of these instead.

2/1/2008 12:59:16 AM

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Not an effective method of preventing sickness. At all.

2/1/2008 6:00:02 AM

Yoshiemaster
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sir i reject your opinion.

2/1/2008 8:46:56 AM

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You should tie a plastic bag around your head, I swear it works you will never get a cold again. make sure it's tight though or it won't work.

2/1/2008 8:52:48 AM

Yoshiemaster
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no that's stupid.

2/1/2008 8:53:53 AM

scotieb24
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you think?

2/1/2008 8:56:14 AM

Yoshiemaster
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i'm not sure anymore.

2/1/2008 9:04:10 AM

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bttt

2/1/2008 9:09:07 AM

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it has to lower that chance somewhat

either way, it won't stop me from doing it

2/1/2008 9:52:38 AM

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yay yoshie is free

2/1/2008 9:55:39 AM

pilgrimshoes
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worked well for leprosy!

2/1/2008 10:01:32 AM

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I hold my breath when I walk by brown people. They smell like curry / tacos / etc.


sorry, it had to be said.

2/1/2008 12:09:35 PM

bethaleigh
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I hold my breath when a bus goes by me.

2/1/2008 12:11:43 PM

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I hold my breath starting right before I get to them and continuing for approximately 12 feet after I pass them. IT WORKS 98.2% OF THE TIME.

2/1/2008 12:40:21 PM

Yoshiemaster
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the girl sitting beside me in math coughed a couple times and sneezed thrice.

the whole class i rested my chin in my palm with my elbow on the table, using my fingers to obstruct the path to my nostrils.

i don't feel sick.

2/1/2008 2:15:44 PM

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I thought you were most contagious when you have a fever. The visible signs come after you, yourself are getting rid of it.

2/1/2008 2:52:24 PM

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don't feel bad, i do it too--and when i go near something that's dead even if it doesn't smell

2/1/2008 3:42:29 PM

Yoshiemaster
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Quote :
"I hold my breath when a bus goes by me."


on a similar note, i close my eyes and then proceed to raise and shake my head like it's an herbal essence commercial when i walk by bus. it is most refreshing and sexy to have your hair blowing in the wind.

2/1/2008 3:56:28 PM

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hypaonedriac

2/1/2008 4:04:20 PM

Yoshiemaster
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ok, let's baonest.... no one wants to be datman that everyone is scared to sit beside to out of fear of ReceiveDeath because they look like


that's all i'm really tryin to say.

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2008 4:08:31 PM

TreeTwista10
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Word

2/1/2008 4:09:33 PM

Yoshiemaster
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i mustuv overlooked one of the people around me and kept breathing normally, i think i have something... felt some mucus after my cough on the way back from the library tonight.


brb lemme go get some Emergen-C

2/15/2008 9:40:58 PM

pfcvo
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Instead of holding your breathe or putting a plastic bag around your face. You could go to an army surplus store and pick up an NBC gas mask and get up to date filters.

2/15/2008 9:54:57 PM

Yoshiemaster
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i used to do that but the strap started irritating my face when i wore it after shaving.

2/15/2008 10:01:21 PM

Seotaji
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i just wear earloop masks all the time now.

also i punch anyone that coughs or sneezes without covering their mouth and washing their hands.

2/15/2008 10:32:50 PM

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Oh god forbid your all's immune systems get some exercise.

It's good to get a cold or two every year. That way when you get something worse your body's gotten a little practice and you don't just get laid out on your ass when you get the flu or something.

2/15/2008 11:18:02 PM

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SARS. what happened to it?

2/16/2008 1:34:28 PM

Yoshiemaster
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i have a superior immune system.


and i never put Neosporin or whatever on my cuts.... i was never into taking care of myself, i let my body do all that shit for me.

i figure if we survived all these years without antibiotics, i'll live like a caveman and pay my respects to the old chieftans.

2/16/2008 6:47:23 PM

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didn't cavemen only live to be like, 19?

2/16/2008 6:51:06 PM

Yoshiemaster
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naw they lived longer than that. 30's i think.

still even if you're right, i'm only 18

2/16/2008 6:52:41 PM

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i hold my breath when i walk by homeless people

2/16/2008 7:13:09 PM

khcadwal
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i hold my breath when i walk by sluts

2/16/2008 7:18:27 PM

pilgrimshoes
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i hold my penis when i walk by sluts

2/16/2008 7:22:51 PM

khcadwal
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smelly penis

2/16/2008 7:32:28 PM

umbrellaman
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Is it bad that I thought that he was going to say that he holds his breath when walking by Indian people?

2/16/2008 8:34:48 PM

Yoshiemaster
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they're fair game, specially on the wolfline.

2/16/2008 8:45:25 PM

pilgrimshoes
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^^^

2/16/2008 8:50:51 PM

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Quote :
"I thought you were most contagious when you have a fever. The visible signs come after you, yourself are getting rid of it."



you are pretty contagious just before you realize you are sick



spreading the funk without knowing you have it

2/16/2008 8:57:30 PM

Yoshiemaster
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i've been short of breath lately


this flu is a real menace to my well being.

2/26/2008 2:10:56 PM

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they were talking about this on the radio today. bob and the show gram
mike said that this is what he does.

2/26/2008 2:12:39 PM

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