He helped me to become invisible and raise dead aminals

2/18/2008 1:34:47 PM

I love evan to death.

2/18/2008 1:35:12 PM

2/18/2008 1:36:50 PM

dude is pretty awesome

8/13/2010 7:34:17 AM

Evan is so

8/13/2010 9:08:57 AM

Meglomaniac this man is.

8/13/2010 1:06:47 PM

megAlomaniac

8/13/2010 1:09:51 PM

Numbers are so much friendlier. They never lie for one thing...

8/13/2010 3:50:30 PM

8/13/2010 3:54:01 PM

where is my Evan, we need to go do lunch,
but you gotta pick a date and place, so all I gotta do is show up

8/13/2010 3:57:37 PM

He could probably take over the world, if he wanted to.

8/13/2010 4:42:25 PM

If he did, I'd do whatever he'd want.

8/13/2010 7:05:36 PM

This man is beyond awesome.

8/16/2010 12:06:34 AM

8/16/2010 1:26:09 AM

so this is the official one, eh?

8/18/2010 12:00:54 AM

Does the iPhone have an app for this?

8/18/2010 12:02:29 AM

One night I got black out drunk and Evan made sure that I got home safely.
I don't remember much about him, but that sure was nice of him.

8/18/2010 12:03:44 AM

^^not yet, apple rejected it due to age

^i remember that night

8/18/2010 12:05:13 AM

lolololol

8/18/2010 12:05:15 AM

I sure don't!

I'm like a Gremlin, you don't want to feed me alcohol after midnight.
Or something like that.

8/18/2010 12:08:12 AM

I heard a guy named Marshall say something about how he never fills up his Mercedes after midnight because it turns into a Gremlin, runnin' over Kids, women, and men...

8/18/2010 12:33:39 AM

8/18/2010 12:34:29 AM

ohay

6/7/2011 7:14:27 PM

can you come have lunch with me again? that was super fun

6/7/2011 7:15:27 PM

6/7/2011 8:17:05 PM

6/7/2011 8:18:36 PM

I've always wanted to meet evan and become his friend.

6/7/2011 8:18:45 PM

get him drunk and take him to an ihop at 2am. It's a blast.

6/7/2011 8:19:37 PM

Girls treat gays like kids or pets. It's interesting.

6/7/2011 8:20:54 PM

Well then I must be the Mom Duggar of the gays then.

6/7/2011 8:21:29 PM

sounds about right.

6/7/2011 8:22:54 PM

But I love all my children equally.

6/7/2011 8:28:02 PM

platonic style?

[Edited on June 7, 2011 at 9:38 PM. Reason : ]

6/7/2011 9:26:12 PM