seriously i want to eat some vagina...holler...wouldnt mind eating some vagina....seems like it would be fun to eat some vagina...holler at me if you want your vagina ate

2/24/2008 2:00:55 AM

I thought this thread was about rap lyrics.

2/24/2008 2:01:46 AM

thats what a racist honky like you would thik you racist honky

2/24/2008 2:02:07 AM

life is still worth living dnl.

you don't have to go off the edge like this!

2/24/2008 2:03:16 AM

whatever simon...my friend told me it tastes bitter after a while but that doesnt take away from the fact athat i wqant to try it out

2/24/2008 2:03:46 AM

Try a dating hotline. TWW is the worst place to look for some.

2/24/2008 2:05:11 AM

Rappers don't eat vag. It's a black guy thing.

2/24/2008 2:05:22 AM

I was thinking about making this thread.

It's too late to make it, but not too late to get 50% of the market share on T-Dub Desperation Pie Eating.

I'm told I'm a cunning linguist.

2/24/2008 2:08:00 AM

damn i'm the blackest of the blackest...maybe that swhy jen dont like me(no racist)

2/24/2008 2:08:04 AM

aksnoopy is gonna hook me up with a broad thats not a stluf and wants her vagina ate so its all good

2/24/2008 2:33:10 AM

You're the luckiest person in the world, dnl.

I wish I was in the pussy loop like you man.

2/24/2008 2:36:10 AM

holler at my roomie...she a female...kinda takes half the effort away but i eat vagina now so its all good

2/24/2008 2:41:37 AM

lol

Who's jealous? THIS guy.

gl dnl. and godspeed.

2/24/2008 2:42:46 AM

Eat some vagina with an altoid in your mouth. That will surprise a girl if she didn't already know you had it in your mouth.

2/24/2008 2:49:05 AM

yeah i heard that in 11th grade hs but have yet to try it

2/24/2008 2:50:00 AM

2/24/2008 2:50:59 AM

tenacious just sent me a pm that said she wanted me to eat her vagina if she were single

2/24/2008 2:51:43 AM

no, not quite. nice try, though.

2/24/2008 2:52:03 AM

whatever i bet it tastes good anyways...

2/24/2008 2:52:30 AM

^i must say you have a lot of posts

2/24/2008 3:01:04 AM

i get that a lot =/

2/24/2008 3:01:24 AM

yeaaaah and i wouldnt mind some vag

2/24/2008 3:03:56 AM

dude seriously...whats eating vag like? how long does it take?

2/24/2008 3:33:21 AM

It amazes me that DNL has never been on Dateline.

2/24/2008 3:35:12 AM

^^It depends on how many orgasms she wants.

A good ratio is 1:2, 1 orgasm per two minutes and ending with a 5 minute drought, then an ultimate climax, that is sure to leave her dazed, confused and squirting.

2/24/2008 3:36:51 AM

so like dudes dont eat vagina for more than 5 minutes?

2/24/2008 3:37:42 AM

Depends on how drunk you are.

2/24/2008 3:38:37 AM

Not sure if there's any written evidence. Most guys can't stand the smell or taste for more than 5 minutes. In my personal experience, I've been there for at most 2 hours at one time, when the girl's clit just gets too damn sensitive.

2/24/2008 3:39:11 AM

god durn...i so want to eat some vagina for like at least 20 minutes...it'd be like a biology project where i get to experiment on her....god i cant imagine what a vagina looks like from that up close...i did it once on a dare but it was only for like 5 seconds...

2/24/2008 3:40:48 AM

lolz

2/24/2008 3:41:35 AM

hey spontaneous...i'm guessing you know this...does a woman tell you what she wants as you are aeting vag? or does she just expect you to know?

2/24/2008 3:42:59 AM

Quote :

"i did it once on a dare but it was only for like 5 seconds"

2/24/2008 3:43:10 AM

disregard the post above me...i defintitely am one of those guys that wants to get the chick off rather than get myself off...

2/24/2008 3:44:12 AM

depends on the woman. but it's all stimulus-response, pretty intuitive. you hear a moan, or she arches, or her legs tighten (gotta watch out for this one), then you're doing well. Also, if she's petting you, that's a good sign.

2/24/2008 3:48:00 AM

so whats a good time to eat her vag?...like between 5-10 minutes? i would think after 10 minutes, eating vag would get boring

2/24/2008 3:50:06 AM

Doesn't for me, but I would say 5-10, maybe 20 minutes tops is a good run.


btw, best thread EVAR

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 3:52 AM. Reason : never thought my cunnilingus knowledge would come in handy]

2/24/2008 3:51:44 AM

20 minutes of eating vag? i'd hope after like 10 min i'd get the bitch off

man i so want to eat some vag...never really tried it before...i'd do whatever the bitch wanted

2/24/2008 3:53:08 AM

well i mean, she'll get off within 10 minutes for sure, but one O face isn't always enough. Sorry, wasn't sure of your goals.

Yeah, my record for a 10 minutes period is 5 orgasms.

She wanted to marry me after that.

2/24/2008 3:54:56 AM

oh ok...thanks for your honestly...never ate a bitch out so this is all new to me...i'll keep your records in mind....i'd be happy to get a bitch off like twice in 10 minutes i guess

2/24/2008 3:56:06 AM

multiple clitoral orgasms via maxillofacial stimulation

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2/24/2008 3:57:53 AM

You wanna really surprise her, you go for the "bigasm", wherein you rub her G-Spot while simultaneously licking her clit. Chicks go fucking insane. I think it boosts their IQ too. But seriously, try it.

2/24/2008 3:59:43 AM

so whats the easiest way of telling a woman you want to eat her vag? half the time i cant even get past the "i jus twant to be friends" part...god i just wish women wanted their vag ate on a regular basis

2/24/2008 4:13:01 AM

i just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

and i saw this thread, laff

2/24/2008 4:16:45 AM

translation: ssjamdid has never ate vagina

2/24/2008 4:17:51 AM

^^ laff indeed

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 4:18 AM. Reason : .]

2/24/2008 4:18:10 AM

5^That, I can't answer. Every girl whose vag I've eaten has been my gf. And you're right, it's not like the lady folk are walking around with signs saying, "Lick my cherry pie." If only, if only.

The only thing I can think of is booze and casually dropping the conversation bomb, "You know what's fun? Eating vag. You know what I haven't done in a while? Eaten a vag."

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 4:19 AM. Reason : 2 replies more than I expected. ]

2/24/2008 4:19:24 AM

thats what i'm screaming man....you wouldnt think its that hard to eat some vag now a days....especially with as whore-ish as women are now a days...i mean go damn

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 4:33 AM. Reason : its because i'm so picky if i'd mess with any random chick i'd prolly get vag]

2/24/2008 4:33:06 AM

just get drunk and pick up a rando
don't get the tongue herp though

2/24/2008 4:37:34 AM

does different sizes of vag matter? i'm not really attracted to fat vag, but thick and or skinny vag(skinny vag has to have nice tits) is ok

2/24/2008 4:38:41 AM

please die.

2/24/2008 4:44:49 AM