yes or no?

2/27/2008 1:12:10 AM

sex with you or someone else?

2/27/2008 1:12:42 AM

no

my phone wouldn't be in the same room

2/27/2008 1:12:46 AM

no

2/27/2008 1:13:20 AM

hmmmmm, this brings up an important question....do I masturbate tonight or not...I wasn't thinking about til I clicked this thread and all of a sudden I'm really in the mood...

2/27/2008 1:14:47 AM

thread: hijacked.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:17 AM. Reason : or maybe not.]

2/27/2008 1:16:12 AM

Depends on who's calling.

2/27/2008 1:17:02 AM

Quote :

"Depends on who's calling."

Also, the next question is "Would you stop having sex after you answer the phone?"

no

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:20 AM. Reason : -]

2/27/2008 1:19:11 AM

Quote :

"Depends on who's calling."

2/27/2008 1:20:38 AM

i would, and i have

2/27/2008 1:23:13 AM

we called a friend while he was in the act...we still have some laughs over it

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:24 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2008 1:24:09 AM

so this obviously just happened to you

tell the story

2/27/2008 1:25:05 AM

NO

2/27/2008 1:27:46 AM

haha who would actually do this? i would smack them for being dumb

2/27/2008 1:28:53 AM

^ You mean, you haven't?

2/27/2008 1:29:45 AM

haha, i've been in bed with two different girls when their mothers called them...

what was my reaction, upon realizing that they were on the phone with their moms?

Well, to start doing them, of course!

2/27/2008 1:31:23 AM

haha no (i wish )

friend called me last night and the bartender answered it. I spoke to him tonight and he said that he was thrown off by a guy answering my phone, thought he might have called the wrong number. I told him i understood, if some chick answered his phone i would have been like "if your havin sex you can just call me back later"! He said nobody picks up the phone during sex, and if so it must be bad or done purely for entertainment value. Beg to differ bc ive picked up the phone during sex and it wasn't bad, although it was done for entertainment value. Accept when i thought something might be really and immediatly important

2/27/2008 1:34:11 AM

hah, when ever my ex would be in the phone with someone (parents especially) I would start to play with him. Seeing the true reaction of someone enjoying your mouth doing things to his dick was awesome

2/27/2008 1:34:16 AM

^^^^hell no...i hardly answer my phone anyways lol...def. wouldnt when i was having sex

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:35 AM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 1:34:20 AM

dnl, I'm not trying to be a dick, but out of curiousity, when was the last time you had sex? I'm actually really interested

2/27/2008 1:36:19 AM

i dont think i answer during, unless its about some PAPER yo

why is it that girls try their damndest to do something fucked up while youre on the phone

especially when its like your mom or your girl cousin or your aunt or etc

its like ok cool youre like getting naked, thats hot. oh boy a blowjob. ok i gotta go. hurry up so i can hang up, god you talk a lot. ok now shes on top of me. fuck it ill call you back, bye, click

are they like jealous that youre on the phone with your momma?

2/27/2008 1:39:59 AM

no, it's cause it's part of the fun to fuck with you guys.... Plus, seeing you squirm is hot

2/27/2008 1:42:11 AM

Quote :

"dnl, I'm not trying to be a dick, but out of curiousity, when was the last time you had sex? I'm actually really interested"

*crickets*

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:54 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2008 1:42:47 AM

then why dont you ever do it when uncle bill calls? only when its a female. shits kinda sick if you think about it.

2/27/2008 1:43:02 AM

^^^I hear that a lot. =/

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:43 AM. Reason : +2]

2/27/2008 1:43:18 AM

My ex-boyfriend did this once. It really pissed me off.

2/27/2008 1:44:18 AM

i did it once. it saw it was my uncle, which is more like my brother-in-law. i thought i had myself composed and said "hello" all out of breath, and he totally called me out on it. the girl could hear him laughing. she was not amused.

since then i've let it ring.

2/27/2008 1:45:39 AM

you know, i guess i could see myself being offended somewhat if she like picked up her phone and checked the caller id and set it back down. but if she was expecting a call, she was expecting a call. SOMETIMES LOVIN DONT WAIT

and seriously girls, no one wants you to play with their dong while their grandma is on the line. just a little FYI that should be common knowledge

2/27/2008 1:48:15 AM

oh no....I'll do it when anyone calls. Actually I think I liked it better when it was his brother or his dad or his male friends. We were at dinner once with 2 of his guy friends and we had to go the 'bathroom'. 5 mins later we came back and his friend knew exactly what I did. Turned me on

2/27/2008 1:48:32 AM

Quote :

"then why dont you ever do it when uncle bill calls?"

HA, i have an uncle named bill. And he would woop my everliven ass if i pulled some stunt like that on him

2/27/2008 1:49:01 AM

mytwocents, you have no idea how many nerds have inserted you into their fantasies thanks to your posts tonight. Closest they'll ever get.

To answer the question... absolutely not. The funny thing is, that if I check later and find it was my mom that called... when I call her back, she ALWAYS assumes I didn't answer do to bwnage.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:52 AM. Reason : who?]

2/27/2008 1:51:40 AM

Quote :

"dnl, I'm not trying to be a dick, but out of curiousity, when was the last time you had sex? I'm actually really interested"

*crickets*

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:54 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2008 1:53:50 AM

I guess it also depends on the position you're in when the phone rings...

2/27/2008 1:54:16 AM

yeah girls are oddballs about the stuff that gets them hot. i went somewhere once and left a girl at my house. when i got back she was on my computer and had obviously been into something that made her horny.

i checked the history when she left, and she was reading sex stories. like about forceful sex and shit that started as rape but then the girl took over, all this wild wild wild shit.

she was also smart enough to know i'd go read the history too, maybe it just made her horny knowing how much it was gonna fuck with me later

either way you bitches are crazy yo!!1

and on that note im going to bed

2/27/2008 1:54:19 AM

would i dial in to a teleconference with people overseas while doing it?

yes, as long as i didn't need to say anything

2/27/2008 1:55:05 AM

sure she does. 471. 366 of them are creepy lurkers

2/27/2008 1:55:07 AM

haha you nigs are all about my business


i've posted it numerous times...maybe if you are that interested you could find it yourself

2/27/2008 1:56:43 AM

haha hypaone.... like I said in another thread, I think I'm gonna auction off my 'thoughts while masturbating' on ebay cause I can't charge said nerds to think about me so Ima have to do it the other way around.




dnl, I was just curious. I said I wasn't trying to be a dick. Cause earlier today I learned that you'd never gone down om a chick which I thought was an interesting tib bit of info so I was just curious is all.

2/27/2008 2:02:04 AM

ok fair enough...old man dnl hasnt had sex since 2004....hes had the opportunity but he doesnt fuck whores or tdub broads

2/27/2008 2:03:10 AM

i neither have sex nor do people call me. so i do not run into this problem

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:03 AM. Reason : jokey jokey]

2/27/2008 2:03:20 AM

LOL... get dat money m2c!!

2/27/2008 2:05:38 AM

this is my thread

2/27/2008 2:06:09 AM

^(x26) People that use the words "accept" and "except" interchangeably bother me. Homonyms have different meanings; learn to use words correctly please. Anyways, to answer your question, know I would not answer my phone while having sex.

2/27/2008 2:18:29 AM

^hey newb.....I don't know what boards you been posting on, but around here, we don't do that shit. that's what the 'quote' button is for. No one is gonna count up 26 posts

2/27/2008 2:22:36 AM

This thread makes me laugh, in a good way.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:24 AM. Reason : o ]

2/27/2008 2:24:33 AM

^^^
accept and except are not homonyms. they are almost homophones (or heterographs); but that is only in the case of lazy speech.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:27 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2008 2:25:25 AM

Only if I'm expecting a call. Like former roomie would call/txt before she got back as a warning. Also if you're on-call for work... kinda gotta keep your phone on.

2/27/2008 2:26:10 AM

^^ I stand corrected. They are homophones. However, using the term "homophone" in a thread about answering the phone while having sex makes you sound gay.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:32 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2008 2:29:23 AM

pwnt so sour.

2/27/2008 2:30:23 AM

Quote :

"No one is gonna count up 26 posts"

I know I had no intentions of doing that. I just took his word for it.

2/27/2008 2:31:02 AM