God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |

Sunday brunch....
I didn't realize it was that obvious in khakis.
3/8/2008 9:40:37 PM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
hollllaaa 3/8/2008 9:41:01 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89885 Posts user info edit post |
...you sit on it when you take a seat 
and sometimes, it trips you up when you walk
and occasionally, it sneaks out of the house when you're asleep and eats small pets
] 3/8/2008 9:43:11 PM
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Gøldengirl All American 3613 Posts user info edit post |
could be tight pants 3/8/2008 9:46:18 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
get's caught in the car door 3/8/2008 9:48:32 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ie0_yY90wQ 3/8/2008 9:49:10 PM
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ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
thank god im so tiny, sometimes i forget its there 3/8/2008 9:50:02 PM
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MaximaDrvr
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causes spontanious fights to break out among women.... In our dreams.
just makes it harder to find pants that fit properly. 3/8/2008 9:50:14 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89885 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha
3/8/2008 9:50:45 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I couldn't find the original skit.  3/8/2008 9:53:27 PM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
all i see is a guy who got wood while hugging his mom
whats with the crop job? 3/8/2008 9:53:54 PM
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Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
I guess having a huge cock makes you drive like a fucking moron. 3/8/2008 9:56:46 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
yeah dude thats half a wood... not a big dick 3/8/2008 10:01:07 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |

3/8/2008 10:04:14 PM
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dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
Its hard keeping other people off of it
 3/8/2008 10:05:43 PM
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chabnic All American 2965 Posts user info edit post |
Hell Yea, the Little Donny Foundation.. UCB is my shit.
But as per the pic, you're def busting a chub at brunch..  3/8/2008 10:05:43 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
mine is bigger than that lol
check it
 3/8/2008 10:06:02 PM
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dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
^ fuck that, here is mine:
 3/8/2008 10:08:13 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^ You've really let yourself go.  3/8/2008 10:09:21 PM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
theres a big difference between a big dick and a half-hard ED motherfucker. 3/8/2008 10:19:57 PM
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God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
That's no semi, son. 3/8/2008 10:30:55 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah... yeah it is....
its pushing forward dude... 3/8/2008 10:37:43 PM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
i hate to even be talking about the cock, but i justh cant help ith~ 3/8/2008 10:41:18 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Its like how fat girls only post pictures where they don't look fat, they look like they have huge tits.
You posted the picture of you hugging mom with a chub because it looks like your cock is an inch longer. 3/8/2008 10:41:51 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHHAHAHAHAh ^ THREAD WINNER 3/8/2008 10:58:38 PM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
STAY AWAY FROM MY MOMMA, WINKY 3/8/2008 11:01:25 PM
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dakota_man All American 26584 Posts user info edit post |

3/8/2008 11:08:24 PM
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God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Actually, it's my girlfriend.
Look I can post pictures of my cock next to a ruler if you want.
Here:

[Edited on March 8, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : ] 3/8/2008 11:27:14 PM
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Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
superior shooting capability. 3/8/2008 11:30:16 PM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
why crop your girlfriend out? unless you have a new girlfriend or something besides that one that was on here 3/8/2008 11:32:55 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
^^I bet that Dude knows massage techniques that most men only dream of - and romance the hell out of womens.
I'm sorry, I'm going back to church now.... 3/8/2008 11:32:56 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
thanks..women that go to church are money 3/8/2008 11:34:56 PM
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God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ It wasn't a good picture of her. I asked her before posting.
Hell, it's not a good picture of me also. I look slightly fat. 3/8/2008 11:41:30 PM
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BadPokerPlyr All American 2081 Posts user info edit post |
you look like a young jim carey 3/8/2008 11:45:15 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
If you lose weight, it will only make your penis larger.
Then what in the world would you do?
 3/8/2008 11:45:32 PM
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H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |

3/9/2008 1:04:26 AM
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