IT'S NOT GAY AT ALL.







AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FINISH
YOU NEVER FINISH!!1

3/10/2008 8:02:04 PM

you are drunk

3/10/2008 8:03:59 PM

Just like licking your own nipples?

3/10/2008 8:04:14 PM

teasing yourself is the most fun part. i always give myself blueballs!!1

3/10/2008 8:04:15 PM

THERES NO SEMEN ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE ITS ALL IN YOUR BELLY FAGGOT

3/10/2008 8:04:29 PM

3/10/2008 8:04:32 PM

EMCE, sucking dick is always ok

unless it has blisters, then walk away

3/10/2008 8:04:40 PM

if you can't finish, why try at all?

3/10/2008 8:05:00 PM

two of these posters are not like the other

two of these posters just don't belong

3/10/2008 8:05:28 PM

and you're one of them

3/10/2008 8:06:51 PM

silence you wonky ass cave bitch. you don't understand

3/10/2008 8:07:40 PM

parents don't either

3/10/2008 8:08:17 PM

hahahah i called someone a wonky ass cave bitch the other night

3/10/2008 8:08:57 PM

3/10/2008 8:10:28 PM

3/10/2008 8:10:49 PM

I love pulling the "wonky ass cave bitch" card

3/10/2008 8:11:37 PM

hahahaha

I <3 you guys sometimes. Only sometimes though...

3/10/2008 8:12:05 PM

definitely boozing it tonight aren't ya?

3/10/2008 8:13:46 PM

nah, bout to go watch the games


I've been drinking root beer. I'm getting old now man. I can't really drink during the week. It's starting to get hard to wake up in the morning if I drink now

3/10/2008 8:16:34 PM

Monster don't wear regular shoes

3/10/2008 8:23:24 PM

if you drink everyday, you don't notice that it's a weekday

3/10/2008 8:24:29 PM

oh you just need to condition yourself, you'll be an alcoholic in no time with the proper training.

3/10/2008 8:24:59 PM

exactly

3/10/2008 8:25:22 PM

I took some how to classes but it seemed like they were trying to get me to stop drinking rather than start... i don't get it

3/10/2008 8:31:29 PM

thats why my class meets at the bar

3/10/2008 8:35:29 PM

Quote :

"If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot."

Mr. Joshua

3/10/2008 8:43:06 PM

conditioning? been there, and done that

I'm talking about functioning where you're supposed to be functioning....


and sicking your own duck of course

3/10/2008 10:38:19 PM

wheres the video of the whitest kids doing the office prank about jerking off

and the guy does it too slow and too close to them and then finishes.

anyone know what im talking about?

3/11/2008 12:04:24 AM

^

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3/11/2008 12:05:05 AM

11/17/2010 2:13:56 PM

I could really use a tic tac

11/17/2010 2:14:28 PM

11/17/2010 2:15:44 PM

what if you have dreams in which you suck your own dick?

what does this mean?

11/17/2010 2:16:20 PM

I can't reach mine

11/17/2010 2:16:45 PM

^^ it's ok, man. it's ok.


^ sir, how much would you pay for a portal gun?

11/17/2010 2:19:22 PM

I wish I were still flexible enough to reach the tip
I could do it when I was 13 even though it wasn't as long as it is now, because I was not as fat as I am now

and it would be pretty awesome to be able to give yourself a blowjob

11/17/2010 5:56:23 PM

Quote :

"I can't reach mine"

that's what I'm here for

11/17/2010 5:58:45 PM

goddammit Errrka

11/17/2010 6:05:41 PM