http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_State_University

Sweet.

3/16/2008 4:35:38 PM

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"NC State's one and only purpose, in its otherwise meaningless existence, was to found the ACC (the Awesomely Cool Conference), to pave the way for God's Chosen Creatures, the Tar Heels and the Blue Devils (and when God is off the rag, the Terrapins). The only reason state is not put into Division 5 is so the ACC can make money off of a football championship and have a conference basketball schedule more unbalanced than the NHL. Bill Walton once felt sorry for State and gave the Pack his 1974 NCAA trophy. Nine years later, the charitable Greek fraternity, Phi Slamma Jamma followed suit. "

3/16/2008 4:37:53 PM

shit needs to pick up yo!

lots of details missing

3/16/2008 4:38:42 PM

This has the potential to be the longest and funniest article on that site.

3/16/2008 4:40:54 PM

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"The school decided upon the Wolfpack, when its first graduating class was eaten by a pack of wolves. The 1911 Building on campus is dedicated to their honor. Every year, the poorest student is sacrificially fed to a pack of wolves, in their memory, and according to the auspices of the General Assembly in accordance with financial aid."

haha


[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : /]

3/16/2008 4:42:41 PM

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"Much of UNC's bitterness toward Duke stems from the monopoly Duke guys have over the market of cute Tarheel gay men. "

3/16/2008 4:59:51 PM

i'd be happier if TWW was on encyclopediadramatica

3/16/2008 5:05:40 PM

on point:

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"Paul Cousins is known campus wide as the "Campus Buzzkill". He is one of the many facets of the administration to prevent any tradition, fun, or merriment from appearing anywhere "

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3/16/2008 5:18:21 PM

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"Duke and UNC are separated only by a short stretch of unimproved highway, with one of the nation's largest high schools, NC State, located somewhere in between."

3/16/2008 5:39:04 PM

and propensity for students to work for Duke students upon graduation.


lollers

3/16/2008 5:46:58 PM

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" Financial Aid NC State's financial aid ranks worst in the world. Yes, you can even find a better financial aid program in Zimbambwe, which I hear has no college. To say the financial aid program is the sexual equivalent of getting anally raped without lube would be false, because this is what your financial advisers will do to you, before they spit on your FAFSA (Fucking Awful application For Stupid Applicants who couldn't get scholarships). Most people on financial aid end up failing out, since they wait in line for a full school year waiting for their benefits package. "

3/16/2008 5:50:30 PM

hahhaa

3/16/2008 5:51:59 PM

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" CHASSHOLES CHASSHOLES stands for the College of Humanities and Stupid Students who Hope a degree in Orthogonal Literature and English won't Suck It is dedicated to those who hope to find a career as an Officer in the Food Forces upon graduation. They always have the best weed. "

bwuahahahahah

3/16/2008 5:54:18 PM

shits funny

3/16/2008 6:45:18 PM

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" Housing Sweet Living University Towers Sweet Living University Towers (or SLUT) is the NC State brothel, wherein even a player with amateur game can get lucky and if they're really lucky, leave with only one of 246,000 STD's. It's like having your own private ECU girl's dormitory on campus, even though it's really not, but it's down the street from Bragaw, which is awesome, because it's shaped like an X. It was here that a member of ROTC banged this decent looking ginger and taped it and disseminated it worldwide. People thought they performed so well, they got a standing ovation the next time they were seen. Knowing their life's purpose fulfilled, the couple later transferred to spread the love to other schools. "

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" Former Traditions These traditions date back to when State existed as a party school, an athletic school, and an academic school. That's right. You could score some ass, play Ultimate, and still get a job after graduation. [edit] The Wolf Web While Spiderman was enrolled at NC State, he started up this website to ensure that a majority of the student body had a link to the SLUT porn video, which wasn't that good, but totally happened on our campus, yo! It now exists for people to express their sports and sexual frustrations. [edit] Brent Road Block Parties Jello Wrestling, Beer Pong, Beer Wrestling, and Jello Pong dominated these parties. [edit] UNC Lockouts The most popular pummeling was at the hands of the gay blue school, the University of North Carolina. The lockouts took place the weekend before the game. Students were required to sign up and then turn in their dorm keys. The evening's events included: lighting stuff on fire, chopping students in half, and the Bulls of Pamplona."

3/16/2008 7:27:58 PM

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bumpity bumpity bumpity bump bump going back to the Top

3/17/2008 5:48:13 AM

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"“I particularly enjoy the fact that the athletics of North Carolina State University suck.” ~ Oscar Wilde "

3/18/2008 1:30:26 AM