I've always wanted to do this...

3/16/2008 9:17:23 PM

10/10, excellent concept

3/16/2008 9:19:39 PM

yea but what happens if you blow your load and then swim into it

im pretty sure getting your own semen on you makes you gay

3/16/2008 9:19:53 PM

then I'm sure that you have been gay many many times before

3/16/2008 9:21:00 PM

oh man

remember that one time i sat in.....

3/16/2008 9:22:24 PM

thats the worst.

3/16/2008 9:24:11 PM

it's probably the next best thing to sex in space

3/16/2008 9:33:32 PM

Exactly.

(and why do you think I'm in my chosen line of work, other than to kill people who suck?)



Why, to hopefully one day score some orbital coitus!

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : asdfads]

3/16/2008 9:35:55 PM

i would imagine the salt water and sand would make it not very comfortable

3/16/2008 9:36:09 PM

i remember hearing something about this being some kind of unhealthy

3/16/2008 9:36:56 PM

If you rented out the Vomit Comet and shot a zero G porn you would make bank.

3/16/2008 9:38:39 PM

yeah it's ok in theory, but it's not really all that great.

of course you have to do it, just to say that you did.

3/16/2008 9:40:14 PM

^^^^Well, there's only one way to find out.

I don't think sand would be an issue (and I've gotten it on without incident on Myrtle Beach, so I'm sure I could figure a way, regardless)

The greater limiting factor is that there aren't a tremendous number of women who are into SCUBA, and fewer still who I want to have sex with. Out of those, not all of them want to have sex with me, and out of this remaining, select group, not all of them want to have sex with me underwater on SCUBA.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 9:42 PM. Reason : afasdfas]

3/16/2008 9:41:26 PM

I got a red x, so I re-hosted it

3/16/2008 9:42:00 PM

I'm already researching my scifi porn.

http://www.gozerog.com/

3/16/2008 9:42:33 PM

Quote :

"i remember hearing something about this being some kind of unhealthy "

haha, maybe for her. I'm pretty sure I'm fully up to the task.

Quote :

"If you rented out the Vomit Comet and shot a zero G porn you would make bank. "

haha, true...which brings up another of my fantasies--to do it in an airplane. Not the airliner variety...more like the Cessna variety (which, incidentally, I'm quite capable of flying).

3/16/2008 9:44:39 PM

^ there's a company in California that has a plane with a bed in it

you pay them some exorbitant fee and you and your intimate partner get to enjoy airplane sex

3/16/2008 9:47:26 PM

Haha, when I was flying in Florida one of my buddies said "Shit, this is a lot of work just to get a blowjob in an airplane."

Cessna's are too fucking small for anything. I'd be concerned that she would accidently mash the emergency cut off in the throes of passion and I'd have to do an emergency landing with no pants on.

As far as the SCUBA thing I would just worry about lube.

^ Or you just fly one of the new Airbus planes with the private rooms.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 9:49 PM. Reason : .]

3/16/2008 9:48:37 PM

^^We seem to share some common interests.


I want to do it while I'm flying, though. Like, up around 7-8k feet in a very low traffic area where I don't have to worry about navigation and can just keep it on a legal altitude and watch out for other air traffic.


^ a 152 would be tough, but a 172 would be doable (and a 182 or 210 would be better still). I mean, you'd probably have to slide the seat back where you couldn't reach the rudder pedals--which I could do without for that regime of flight, and it wouldn't be the wildest, most athletic sex I've ever had...but I'm pretty sure it would be quite doable.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : and if not, sky head would be a walk in the park]

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : asfdasd]

3/16/2008 9:50:04 PM

common interests, I think you might be right ...

3/16/2008 9:56:26 PM

^ you're all

3/16/2008 9:58:30 PM

I'm giving the ole HAIRY EYEBALL

3/16/2008 9:59:17 PM

It doesn't count as cheating if its under water right?

3/16/2008 10:01:10 PM

nah

always dive with a buddy

3/16/2008 10:12:23 PM

white people

3/16/2008 10:23:47 PM

I'd like to have sex on a train in Europe

3/16/2008 10:32:03 PM

Sex in water doesn't feel so great

3/17/2008 1:37:33 AM

So?

That's the sort of thing you do just to be able to say you did.

3/17/2008 1:38:12 AM

yeah, the point isn't to make it the greatest sex ever

it's to, well, bone down on SCUBA, underwater.

although you could flip all around, upside down and stuff. that would be kinda neat.

3/17/2008 1:40:39 AM

sssshhhheeeetttt....fuck too fast and you'll end up swimming away

*dolphin kick dolphin kick*

3/17/2008 1:41:21 AM

DAMN YOU, YOU'RE MESSING UP THE VISIBILITY

oh wait, i see what you did there. carry on!

3/17/2008 1:46:32 AM

Water Sex and Infections, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, and Health Risks

Quote :

"Having sex in the ocean or a lake can also pose problems. Although these places do not pose chemical/chlorine issues, according to Health & Sexuality columnist, Lisa Hermann, you should 'be aware that natural bodies of water have the potential to harbor some unusual bacteria and/or amoebas' which could put a woman at risk for a urinary tract infection. Women are more susceptible to infections during water sex due to their anatomical differences. This risk includes sexually transmitted infections, urinary tract infections, yeast infections, and the added issue of sexual friction (due to less lubrication) that can result in irritation and micro-tears to the vaginal walls. These tears open up a direct route for infections and could increase the chances of catching a sexually transmitted disease."

http://contraception.about.com/od/additionalresources/ss/watersex_7.htm

3/17/2008 1:49:40 AM

worth it to do it once

especially as a dude, being not-so-susceptible to UTIs and stuff.

3/17/2008 1:52:27 AM

GREEN EGGS AND HAM

3/17/2008 7:09:44 AM

theres a canal by my apartment that has abunch of nasty stds in the water. syphilis being one of them. I would assume the same goes for other places.

3/17/2008 7:17:25 AM

in response to the original post -

that would be cool.

3/17/2008 8:31:17 AM

i don't know if it was the type of water or what, but sex in a pool was not that fun

3/17/2008 8:35:31 AM

Quote :

"Having sex in a pool or Jacuzzi poses a higher risk of infection. According to research at the University of California, Santa Barbara, water teeming with microbes can get forced into the vagina. 'Sometimes residential (and commercial) hot tubs, pools and Jacuzzis are not chlorinated adequately, increasing the amount of bacteria they contain and the likelihood of an infection. Even if the water has a chlorine level in accordance to government standards, there is still a risk of infection.' Also, 'chlorine may disrupt healthy bacteria and change the natural pH in the vagina leading to a yeast infection.'"

http://contraception.about.com/od/additionalresources/ss/watersex_7.htm



This message brought to you by pool sex: The reason the pH in your vagina has changed.

3/17/2008 11:56:11 AM

yeah...this really doesn't intrigue me

shower sex is good enough

3/17/2008 12:09:09 PM

Quote :

"It doesn't count as cheating if its under water right?"

Quote :

"nah always dive with a buddy"

ha, white ppl

3/17/2008 12:15:11 PM

OMGJENPOSTEDINASEXTHREAD

3/17/2008 12:16:50 PM

jen, post in a sex thread?


Shit...stop the presses

PS YOU^^ NEVER CALLED ME, BITCH

[Edited on March 17, 2008 at 12:20 PM. Reason : but it's okay]

3/17/2008 12:20:31 PM

OMGAMBROSIAPOSTEDINASEXTHREAD

3/17/2008 12:21:53 PM

i wasnt posting in a sex thread, i was posting in a SCUBA thread

i love diving

3/17/2008 12:21:57 PM

the video on this is great...cumming in the water is funky looking in the cool way

3/17/2008 12:22:39 PM

muff diving

har har har

meh

3/17/2008 12:23:05 PM

^^^ as do i!

but the kayak i purchased this weekend is getting top priority...i haven't dived in over a month, and it's looking like i won't be for a few more

next up on tdub, sex on a kayak!

[Edited on March 17, 2008 at 12:23 PM. Reason : .]

3/17/2008 12:23:21 PM

I donate the long hose.










[Edited on March 17, 2008 at 12:47 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2008 12:45:43 PM

having done it in a hot tub, I'd have to say the lack of lubrication doesn't make things better, thats for sure.

3/17/2008 12:53:54 PM

My roommate John (the guy covered in puke in my gallery) wanted me to get a hot tub at our new place.

I told him hell no. We don't need that cesspool of disease.

3/17/2008 12:56:35 PM