James Buchanan

3/20/2008 3:21:12 PM

def not clinton

3/20/2008 3:21:28 PM

Taft all the way.




Moustache ride

3/20/2008 3:23:51 PM

Ben Franklin

3/20/2008 3:24:21 PM

^FAIL

3/20/2008 3:24:44 PM

was't buchanan the president who lived w/ (not his) a vice pres. for years?

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 3:26 PM. Reason : ]

3/20/2008 3:26:07 PM

^yea - only pres to never marry

3/20/2008 3:30:58 PM

if hillary wins i'm sure her lesbiantude would outweigh any past president's faggotry

3/20/2008 3:32:11 PM

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"^FAIL"

You just don't get the joke.

3/20/2008 3:36:21 PM

Whoever the president of G.L.A.D. is.

3/20/2008 3:37:43 PM

you should have looked it up.

that way it would have been a really obscure joke and you could feel mad smarter than peeps.

also, i think you meant G.L.A.A.D.

But there is a G.L.A.D. too, so you'll probably claim that's what you meant.

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 3:40 PM. Reason : +]

3/20/2008 3:39:24 PM

I thought about it, but I'm sick of people not getting my jokes.

3/20/2008 3:41:31 PM

yeah, that's understandable.

3/20/2008 3:45:11 PM

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"^yea - only pres to never marry"

I thought that was Grover Cleveland.

Nope. Cleveland was a bachelor when he was elected, but married during his first term. He was, however, the only president to marry in the White House.

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : nope.]

3/20/2008 5:02:45 PM

I saw the title and though Buchanan.

3/20/2008 5:20:48 PM

George Washington

3/20/2008 5:23:18 PM

the simonn(sp) guy that keeps posting that idiotic meme

3/20/2008 5:23:37 PM

FDR

3/20/2008 5:28:40 PM

George Washington wore a wig and constantly had wood in his mouth

3/20/2008 5:42:57 PM

Lincoln

http://www.salon.com/books/it/1999/04/30/lincoln/

3/20/2008 5:45:27 PM

I saw the title and though Buchanan.

3/20/2008 5:46:29 PM

by contemporary terms, it would be the straightest president, because the straighter you are the more likely you are to be hiding your faggotness
or have things changed now

3/20/2008 6:09:44 PM

yeah, he lived with william rufus king for years, people referred to king as buchanan's "better half" and as "miss fancy"

for fun, why don't you kids look up where rufus king went to college

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : wm]

3/20/2008 7:28:27 PM

3/20/2008 7:28:54 PM

Jimmy Carter - because true southerners like to take it in the ass 1860's style.

3/21/2008 12:11:57 AM

Garfield

3/21/2008 12:12:55 AM

jimmy carter is the man, you can DIAF biatch...

3/21/2008 12:13:51 AM

Van Buren looks like he could have sucked a golf ball out of a garden hose...am i rite?

3/21/2008 12:17:32 AM

you are right. contrary to popular belief, thin lips like that make for a stronger seal and can support a more intense vacuum.
and those jowels. even the muttonchops on top of them are stronger from it

3/21/2008 12:19:18 AM

no, jimmy carter is not the man.

3/21/2008 12:20:06 AM

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"def not clinton "

Why not? the guy clearly hasn't found a woman that can keep him satisfied. Maybe what he wants is actually a man.

3/21/2008 12:25:56 AM

THE BLUE DRESS BEGS TO DIFFER

3/21/2008 12:26:30 AM

Carter couldn't be gay

the man singlehandedly cured fucking river blindness

3/21/2008 12:36:01 AM

lulz

3/21/2008 5:36:49 AM

Well if it isn't old Herbert and Dutch together again at last

12/24/2014 12:30:53 AM

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"Carter couldn't be gay the man singlehandedly cured fucking river blindness"

So you are saying gays can't be smart? Well, that's fucking stupid.

12/24/2014 12:33:01 AM

Nice job responding to a 7 year old comment from a long suspended user OEP. You sure told him!!!

12/24/2014 12:37:33 AM

Gayest Judge ever: Supreme Court Justice Murphy:

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"Murphy was a confirmed bachelor, leading to speculation about his personal life. Speculation has been recorded about the sexual orientation of a few justices who were lifelong bachelors, but no unambiguous evidence exists proving that they were gay. Perhaps the greatest body of circumstantial evidence surrounds Justice Murphy, who was dogged by "[r]umors of homosexuality [...] all his adult life".[39] According to Courting Justice: Gay Men and Lesbians v. The Supreme Court: For more than 40 years, Edward G. Kemp was Frank Murphy's devoted, trusted companion. Like Murphy, Kemp was a lifelong bachelor. From college until Murphy's death, the pair found creative ways to work and live together. [...] When Murphy appeared to have the better future in politics, Kemp stepped into a supportive, secondary role.[40]"

now please tell us the hallowed tale of how The Judge was suspended?

12/24/2014 12:41:50 AM