me: so how was your day?
other: kinda dull
me: that was blunt
yetanother: you're a sharp one

3/26/2008 11:09:03 PM

ow

3/26/2008 11:10:10 PM

"You could say there was chemistry between us - we really bonded"

3/26/2008 11:11:15 PM

From 2001:

Girl: We're going to the Victoria's Secret bra sale
Me: Cool. You should be able to rack up.

Sadly, I've reused that one at least half a dozen times since.

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 11:11 PM. Reason : ]

3/26/2008 11:11:19 PM

liquor?!?
i don't even know 'er!
rectum?
damn near killed 'em
(dad) banger? I didn't touch her

3/26/2008 11:13:06 PM

your jokes aren't punny at all

3/26/2008 11:14:41 PM

that solo shreds the notion they have any talent

3/26/2008 11:39:45 PM

them dualin words!

3/26/2008 11:41:01 PM

Quote :

"pilgrimshoes (3:47) : ahahahahhaha awesome... a nun just caught a pass into the stands in the phl arena football game pilgrimshoes (3:48) : she's like 90, and standing up and dancing and waving the ball for the crowd DiamondAce (3:48) : lol zorthage (3:48) : was it a hail mary?"

3/29/2008 3:49:43 PM

I got some Italian meat right here *points at crotch*

3/29/2008 4:19:46 PM

No really, I stole a salami from Mr. Costa.

3/29/2008 4:22:17 PM

I love puns. There was a thread a while back where a chick got tasered by her mum that was full of puns. There was another one when some dude's head got run over that also had tons of puns. I'll see if I can dig any of them up.

3/29/2008 4:39:18 PM

so these english people I met were telling me in england they drink port wine with coca cola

I don't believe them so they fix me a drink

I sample it and I don't particularly enjoy it
I tell them that the mix was conceived "in port haste"

3/29/2008 4:41:13 PM

Quote :

"?@thecoreyholcomb When u let a man fist fuck you I promise your pussy will be up in arms because of that"

4/12/2013 3:59:06 PM

"brought a Brita water filter and the difference is...clear"

4/12/2013 10:19:45 PM

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