I know somebody posted in a thread somewhere but I can't find it.

Some dude in the food lion parking lot came up to me and we had the following conversation:

Him: "You ain't scared of black people is you?"

me: "Please don't hurt me, my brother!"

him: "I need $2.37 for transmission fluid because the line busted and I locked my keys in my car with my credit card, don't laugh!"

Me: "how will you drive the car when you get the fluid if the keys are still locked in the car? The most immediate problem you have is the key thing."

him: "see that lady I was just talking to, that was my momma. Can you help me out?"

me: "That was a non-seqiutur and I think you are lying because she wouldn't give you $2.37 either from what I overheard."

Then he just walked away as I shouted after him: "I am gonna make a thread on TWW about this you lying son of a bitch!

4/10/2008 10:58:28 AM

I'll give you $2.37 to never post again

4/10/2008 10:59:35 AM

im calling bullshit.

4/10/2008 10:59:43 AM

contrary to what he^ thinks, i say you did well.
pwnt by a smart kid.

4/10/2008 11:00:15 AM

im calling bullshit

4/10/2008 11:00:46 AM

Was he tall and stocky, with a lighter skin tone and bald head?

Cause I ran into a dude that said the same thing "you aint scared of black people are ya? heh heh"

It was at the kangaroo on tryon, he said he was a teacher and stranded. Then I saw him at the bowling alley like 2 weeks later and called him out. He denied it and then got the hell out of there.

4/10/2008 11:01:09 AM

Oh, by the way I just made up the "me" side of the conversation. His side is almost verbatim, I just kept saying "nope, sorry dude."


^ yup, that's the guy.

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : de]

4/10/2008 11:01:25 AM

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"seqiutur"

i before u except after q

4/10/2008 11:03:20 AM

I think I know that guy. I forget his name, but he caught me behind a restaurant once and asked if I was afraid of black people and somehow he found out I was going to get a haircut. Apparently his "friend" works at the hair place in Mission Valley, and I ended up going there. When I mentioned it, the lady who knew him said, "Was his name ___? Watch out for him. He's a crackhead. He got clean for a while, but a few weeks ago he started calling me all the time asking me for money."

4/10/2008 11:03:59 AM

I think I ran into that same dude like 5 years ago!


The story had so many holes in it that I could not help but laugh in his face.

4/10/2008 11:04:47 AM

Haha, he works off that 'WHITE GUILT'. Then people are all like, No I'm not afraid of black people, and I'll prove it, here's a dollar!

4/10/2008 11:05:11 AM

lol i'd say 1 out of 4 bums asks me if i'm scared of black people

4/10/2008 11:05:31 AM

I gave him a buck or two because I didn't want to get murdered (I am, in fact, afraid of people who corner me in alleys). Then he said, "Come on, I know you have a 5 in there." Then I ran away.

4/10/2008 11:06:01 AM

I usually say something smart ass



like "I need money too, man!"

4/10/2008 11:06:43 AM

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"Haha, he works off that 'WHITE GUILT'. Then people are all like, No I'm not afraid of black people, and I'll prove it, here's a dollar!"

"Maybe I am. You're a stranger walking up to me in a parking lot and acting weird, so right now, skin color has nothing to do with it."

That's being nice, though.

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : lakjsf]

4/10/2008 11:07:10 AM

I think it was in the parking lot there one time when some guy came up to me with some stupid story about his woman left him and took his wallet and car and wanted me to drive him to Fayetteville.

When I wouldn't do that he wanted money to pay for a taxi and my address so he could send me some money in the mail as repayment.

4/10/2008 11:07:11 AM

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"Him: "You ain't scared of black people is you?""

Crazy pushup-doing bum banged on my window as I was coming out of the Food Lion parking lot one day maybe 2 years ago and asked me that. He scared the fuck out of me. He was shirtless and his eyes were as red as the flames from hell, so I couldn't immediately answer him. I didn't give him any money, but I got the fuck out of there.

4/10/2008 11:08:53 AM

next time a guy asks me for money


im gonna make him do something ludicrous and embarrassing for it.




like mooning an old lady, or taking a piss on a passing vehicle.



he's gonna earn that money.

4/10/2008 11:09:14 AM

just tell him to dance for you

4/10/2008 11:09:47 AM

macarena?

4/10/2008 11:10:09 AM

whatever pleases you

4/10/2008 11:10:48 AM

an interesting thought.

4/10/2008 11:11:37 AM

i'm pretty sure his name is Angelo

4/10/2008 11:12:39 AM

Yep, that's him.

4/10/2008 11:13:47 AM

living in atlanta, you get used to it. some common responses to questions:

"I only bought enough (at kroger) for me!"

"I don't carry cash, cash is for poor people."

"I gotta buy drugs too, man."

"this shit will give you heartburn"

4/10/2008 11:21:30 AM

One of those guys caught me on Hillsboro St. a while back.
Him: "You aren't afraid of black people are ya?"
Me: (Looked him dead in the eye) "I'm not afraid of anything."

He just walked away. Didn't even ask for any money.

Honestly though; I don't really care that he said that to me, but if he said it to my girlfriend or something I'd want to beat his ass. It's somewhat intimidating for someone to ask you something like that when you're on the street by yourself.

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 11:36 AM. Reason : l]

4/10/2008 11:35:11 AM

yep ive been approached by the same guy

i mean could be completely different people, but its the same guy

4/10/2008 11:36:54 AM

how the hell is he supposed to know what a "non-seqiutur" (sic) is

4/10/2008 11:41:51 AM

If you had read the thread you would know that I just kept telling him "no."


The other stuff is just stuff I would have said if I weren't DEATHLY AFRAID of black people!

4/10/2008 11:45:09 AM

a few years ago in chapel hill:

bum: hey do you have some change, blah blah
me: sure one sec

i open my wallet, which at the time had a bunch of bills in it, extract 1 dollar bill and hand it to him

bum: awww man you gots all that and you're only giving me one dollar?
me: have you lost your damn mind??

he just walked away.

4/10/2008 11:45:48 AM

damn son, you really showed him

4/10/2008 11:49:09 AM

one time on hillsborough street at 3 am

"hey man you got some change"

"HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU GET AWAY"

he walked away

i was drunk

4/10/2008 11:51:08 AM

lolz

4/10/2008 11:51:39 AM

Quote :

"I am gonna make a thread on TWW about this you lying son of a bitch!"

4/10/2008 12:11:49 PM

One time a bum or somebody in downtown with his kid asked me for the time and I pulled my dick out and said "I don't know what time it is but how about my big dick!"

4/10/2008 12:13:59 PM

i usually tell them i have a ditch that needs digging and i'll gladly pay them after the work is completed.

haven't had any takers yet.

4/10/2008 12:21:24 PM

he's asked me for money before, too

outside of Jackpot one night

4/10/2008 12:21:49 PM

well i guess he was trying to hit "the jackpot" with you then, huh

4/10/2008 12:23:50 PM

probably

except I had spent all my money on beer by then

4/10/2008 12:24:47 PM

A warning for men who may be regular Food Lion customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the
scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the Avent Ferry Food Lion or Harris Teeter. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th and 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend and next. So tell your friends to be careful

4/10/2008 12:33:46 PM

I don't know if this is the same guy, but i was at my apt (KP) taking my dog out and a guy pulled up in an explorer sport. he said 'he's not scared of black people, is he? (note, he might have said 'you' instead of 'me', cant remember). I said no, then he asked if he could ask me a question. I was thinking it was for directions, but he asked for some $ b/c his bro had just gone to jail or something. I told him I dont have money, and that he'd have better luck going to foodlion if he was gonna ask people. Then he asked me for directions to FL.

While he didn't appear sketch, i knew he was, so i walked away towards an apt that isnt mine, just in case, until he drove off. He was a big bald black guy, and i'm a fairly defenseless white girl with a dog that does not find anyone threatening at all.
I outsmarted him.

4/10/2008 12:34:58 PM

I was at the gas station on lake wheeler (the sketchy one by subway), and some guy tells me he's out of gas, and if I could give him some money, he needs to get to greenville and his debit card won't work in the gas station's computer.

So I tell him i'll put a gallon of gas in his tank if he pushes his van over to the pump (it was apparently completely out of gas), since I don't have any cash, and he says that won't get him to greenville (as if i'd put a full tank of gas in his minivan). I tell him it would be enough to get him to another gas station or his bank to get some money. He just looks starts mumbling to himself and walks away.

4/10/2008 12:41:18 PM

Quote :

"While he didn't appear sketch, i knew he was, so i walked away towards an apt that isnt mine, just in case, until he drove off. He was a big bald black guy, and i'm a fairly defenseless white girl with a dog that does not find anyone threatening at all. I outsmarted him. "

So you are afraid of black people?

4/10/2008 12:42:17 PM

^^^^lol'ed

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 12:42 PM. Reason : .]

4/10/2008 12:42:36 PM

^^i'm scared of strangers.

4/10/2008 12:43:56 PM

one night my friend and I were walking down Hillsborough St...we were both on acid

this white bum comes up to us and says "Hey man, I'm really hungry...can I get a dollar?"

I usually give money to bums when they ask, so I gave him a dollar

he said "What man, just a dollar?"

I gave him a long, absolutely devastating look (it's easy to give a devastating look when you're on acid) turned my back on him, and we walked away. He called out, "Hey, I'm sorry man" as we walked off

4/10/2008 12:54:32 PM

heh, yea gotta love the bums who adjust for inflation

4/10/2008 1:01:48 PM

the price of 40's has remained relatively stable.

4/10/2008 1:02:32 PM

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"Crazy pushup-doing bum"

That's who I thought this thread was about.

That guy is always sitting under his tree, contemplating the world, then suddenly doing pushups.

4/10/2008 1:05:05 PM

no, this guy is a real stocky black guy. Shaved head.

4/10/2008 1:06:09 PM