If u were a fucking traffic light. You’d be like 12 feet tall, and you’d be turned on all the fucking time. And fucking women are always looking at u, wondering when to go. And you wouldn’t have to spend money on fuckin food cuz u eat electricity and the government gives it to u for free, cuz ur a fucking traffic light.

You wouldn’t have to spend it on fucking video games cuz u could just make people crash for your amusement. And if u get pissed at someone just wait until they’re fucking crossing the street and then SMACK! And ur like “aww, bitch did u just get hit by a fucking bus? Cos I just told that bus to go and it fucking hit u bitch!” and u know what u could spend ur money on if u were a fucking traffic light?

Fucking prostitutes.

4/15/2008 6:22:46 PM

when i first saw a traffic light layin on the ground i was amazed at how large it actually was


that being said, 12 feet is a gross overstatement

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 6:24 PM. Reason : s]

4/15/2008 6:23:56 PM

I don't spend my money on video games anyway

I create my own entertainment through various other means

4/15/2008 6:24:13 PM

lol. 10/10 would read again.

4/15/2008 6:24:36 PM

i just read it again 10/10

4/15/2008 6:24:58 PM

^, ^^ lol

4/15/2008 6:25:22 PM

^^^^^, ^^^^, ^^^, ^^, ^ lol

4/15/2008 6:25:53 PM

^^^, ^^^^ haha.

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 6:26 PM. Reason : dalkdfj]

4/15/2008 6:26:23 PM

v,vv,vvvvvvvv,vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv lol

4/15/2008 6:26:24 PM

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4/15/2008 6:26:59 PM

4/15/2008 6:27:16 PM

so far, this is thread of the month.

4/15/2008 6:28:39 PM

4/15/2008 6:31:57 PM

^ i'd probably just go with really hot water instead of soap if i saw that.

4/15/2008 6:33:02 PM

fucking gross

4/15/2008 6:33:30 PM

this thread was SO good...

4/16/2008 4:34:51 PM

Quote :

"If u were a fucking traffic light."

I stopped reading.

4/16/2008 4:36:23 PM

DiamondAce is so tuff

4/16/2008 4:49:24 PM

4/16/2008 6:23:45 PM

I'm sorry

I just had to bttt this cause it made me lol hard

7/13/2008 10:03:32 PM

haha good read

7/13/2008 10:09:00 PM

roflcopter

7/13/2008 11:41:20 PM

as long as it's not the same bullshit that you posted before

7/13/2008 11:45:01 PM

u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u


jesus fucking christ, can't you just type the y and o?

7/13/2008 11:45:47 PM

no

7/13/2008 11:46:06 PM

So how fucking high were you RD?

7/14/2008 2:18:18 AM

RD is long gone man. Threads like this were the ones I liked but his infamous miley-seizurerat-fiddle posts got out of hand.

7/14/2008 2:20:32 AM

I'm sure he is here under another name or something.

7/14/2008 2:36:22 AM

He's Airbag, guys.

7/14/2008 2:39:28 AM

^or is he??

10/8/2008 7:27:58 PM

lololololololololololololol 10/10

10/8/2008 7:30:32 PM

i read this again, and it was terrible.

then i read it again and it was 10/10.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/8/2008 7:45:37 PM

LOL

10/8/2008 7:47:45 PM

Gotcha bitch.

10/8/2008 7:50:05 PM

Gotcha bitch.

10/8/2008 7:51:00 PM

I too have the internet and copy+paste capabilities...

http://www.illidrama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=8dbf64c3fefdc17a34d9d76d408ab054&p=553736#post553736
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=222557.0

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2008 8:32:43 PM

^or do you?

10/10/2008 10:45:20 AM

This is the first thread of yours in a long time to make me

Quote :

"L O L"

10/10/2008 10:47:20 AM

yeah I used to be funny, I dunno what happened in the past couple of years

10/10/2008 10:48:26 AM

10/10 yo

10/10/2008 11:25:12 AM

WTF?????????

10/10/2008 12:04:13 PM

Quote :

"RD is long gone man. Threads like this were the ones I liked but his infamous miley-seizurerat-fiddle posts got out of hand."

1/6/2009 1:28:33 PM

Quote :

"U"

1/6/2009 1:30:48 PM

Wait, RD... what the fuck? Didn't I see you having 100000 posts or something a while back? Why the fuck do you have some number in the 60000s now?

What did I miss, here?

1/6/2009 1:31:06 PM

^LOLOL

1/6/2009 1:31:22 PM

"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

1/6/2009 1:32:11 PM

So... I conclude that you either put HTML in your status or you simply just made your status "1000000 Posts" and I didn't give enough of a shit to actually read the rest.

1/6/2009 1:33:25 PM

k

1/6/2009 1:34:47 PM

What kind of traffic light would you be, RD?

Also, the original post sounds Dane Cook-esque

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:36 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/6/2009 1:36:09 PM

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20080410/011257809.shtml

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"six US cities have been caught decreasing the length of the yellow light below the legal limits in an effort to catch more drivers running red lights and increasing revenue. "

1/6/2009 1:36:38 PM