SRSLY

4/16/2008 11:08:55 PM

if that shit becomes options for thread titles

im fucking leaving

4/16/2008 11:09:23 PM

Like my hat?

4/16/2008 11:09:27 PM

id like to make a thread title like that.. MAKE IT HAPPEN AGAIN

4/16/2008 11:09:53 PM

I DO LIKE YOUR HAT!!1

4/16/2008 11:10:16 PM

damn i just pissed my pants..... dnl's face should be a Halloween mask

4/16/2008 11:10:38 PM

You gay too?

4/16/2008 11:11:45 PM

oh, nah. I'm not gay. I'm too scared of catching the booty flu

4/16/2008 11:12:19 PM

It can all be linked back to Burt Reynolds. Like the Kevin Bacon game, but with more booty flu.

4/16/2008 11:13:32 PM

wtf are you trying to achieve vert?

4/16/2008 11:14:01 PM

Me? Achieve? Ha.

4/16/2008 11:16:44 PM

In other news, I'm almost certain that I was raped a few days ago

4/16/2008 11:21:47 PM

was he hot as fuck?

4/16/2008 11:22:28 PM

you haven't been here in weeks

4/16/2008 11:22:34 PM

I said sorry.

4/16/2008 11:22:36 PM

i guess it's a mozilla thing, i didn't see any shenanigans .

4/16/2008 11:22:53 PM

< IE

4/16/2008 11:24:15 PM

It all went down like this:

Wordsworth: Hey, want a back massage?
EMCE: Sure

*I lay down on my stomach, and she climbs on top of me*

EMCE: Graaaaaaagh....
Wordsworth: Feel good?
EMCE: Graaaaaaaaaagh....

*I realize that I'm being humped, and I can't get up*

EMCE: Wait....what tha... NOOOOOO. Get OFFA ME!
Wordsworth: Shut up! You'll take it, and you'll like it!

*She smacked me in the head a few times and kept humping me*








I've never felt so emasculated in my entire life

4/16/2008 11:27:05 PM

goodnight hobags

4/16/2008 11:28:13 PM

'night Mr. Shoes

4/16/2008 11:28:41 PM

Last night, Lois was the man!

4/16/2008 11:29:04 PM

yeah i did it EMCE what are you going to do about it

4/16/2008 11:30:16 PM

4/16/2008 11:32:08 PM

awwwww

4/16/2008 11:32:47 PM

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, its excusible to go ass to mouth.

4/16/2008 11:35:33 PM

I don't need this shit talking.....I need a hug

4/16/2008 11:36:38 PM

But don't be a sissy.

4/16/2008 11:42:39 PM