ok this last earthquake was a little too close for comfort



as far as natural disasters, we're all pretty virgin to it all, cept fran, so , i say, what, i say
what do you do in an earthquake?
anybody

4/18/2008 9:14:01 PM

you take your dick out and you swing it about your head, duh.

4/18/2008 9:16:19 PM

you stand in door ways............i thought everyone knew that

4/18/2008 9:19:46 PM

i havent got a clue man, i'd probably run outside so the house wouldnt fall on me

4/18/2008 9:21:05 PM

i always thought you shook your dick about your head during natural disasters?

4/18/2008 9:25:02 PM

get in door frame, put your head between your legs, kiss your butt goodbye...

4/18/2008 9:25:40 PM

you don't ever type "butt" on here, you type "asshole"

for future reference.

4/18/2008 9:31:30 PM

I'd kiss my ass but probably not my asshole

4/18/2008 9:32:48 PM

i would french kiss my asshole.

4/18/2008 9:33:17 PM

ass butt, almost as good as dollar bucks

4/18/2008 9:37:47 PM

What about the recurring small ones in Charleston? There was a big one in the 1800's there.

4/18/2008 10:10:49 PM

get Hulk Hogan to leg drop it before it gets too close for comfort

4/18/2008 10:46:01 PM