OR PCP?

5/8/2008 3:57:43 PM

once

i put my head through a concrete wall and jumped over a cop car

5/8/2008 3:58:19 PM

my mom wouldn't let me get that kind of cereal

5/8/2008 3:58:45 PM

i also lie on the internet

5/8/2008 3:58:59 PM

Bigfoot IS blurry, and that's much more scary to me

5/8/2008 4:00:30 PM

I miss him everyday

5/8/2008 4:00:38 PM

AN ESCALATOR CAN NEVER BE OUT OF ORDER... IT CAN ONLY TEMPORARILY BECOME STAIRS.



YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE CONVENIENCE.



RIP

5/8/2008 4:02:12 PM

IF YOU ARE FLAMMABLE AND HAVE LEGS, YOU ARE NEVER BLOCKING A FIRE EXIT

5/9/2008 9:37:19 AM

YOU HAVE A LOT OF CRANIAL ACCESSORIES

5/12/2008 9:47:58 AM

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

5/12/2008 9:51:01 AM

I TRIED TO WALK INTO TARGET, BUT I MISSED

5/12/2008 9:52:20 AM

I HAVE FOUND THAT A DUCK'S OPINION OF ME RESTS SOLELY ON THE FACT OF IF I HAVE BREAD OR NOT

5/12/2008 9:56:43 AM

my version of a Mitch joke

WHAT DID MARIJUANA EVER DO TO RICKY WILLIAMS? MAKE HIM MORE MELLOW? HEY MAN, WHY YOU HAVE TO HIT SO HARD? I WAS GONNA FALL. I SAW YOU COMIN.

5/12/2008 10:54:35 AM

Jesus thats terrible.

5/12/2008 10:59:32 AM

Heeeey Stella

5/12/2008 11:00:08 AM

SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A FROZEN BANANA. I SAID, "NO.", BUT I WANTED A REGULAR BANANA LATER, SO I SAID, "YEAH".

5/12/2008 11:02:05 AM

IMAGINE BEING KILLED BY A BOW AND ARROW. THAT WOULD SUCK. AN ARROW KILLED YOU, THEY WOULD NEVER SOLVE THE CRIME. "LOOK AT THAT DEAD GUY. LET'S GO THAT WAY."

5/12/2008 11:14:53 AM

SMOKEY THE BEAR IS A LOT MORE INTENSE IN PERSON.

5/12/2008 11:17:55 AM

^^^ Bananas are sort of like a stoplight.

A green banana means, not yet.
A yellow banana means, go ahead, eat me.
A red banana means, where the hell did you get that banana??

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 11:18 AM. Reason : .]

5/12/2008 11:18:16 AM

BUT PRINGLES IS A LAID-BACK COMPANY

5/12/2008 11:51:50 AM

that guy is not funny at all

5/12/2008 11:55:12 AM

^ alright, string him up

5/12/2008 2:49:24 PM

WHERE IS LIVINPROOF78?!?!?!?!

5/12/2008 2:55:05 PM

OH WAIT, IT'S BACK HOME IN THE FILE
UNDER 'D'
FOR DONUT

5/12/2008 3:02:55 PM

DON'T BOTHER RINGING IT UP, ITS FOR A DUCK

5/12/2008 3:05:51 PM

I CALL ALL MY FRIENDS AND ASK THEM IF THEY KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS AIDS...THEY SAY, "NO," AND I SAY, "COOL, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW ME."

5/12/2008 3:11:20 PM

I WENT TO A PIZZERIA, I ORDERED A SLICE OF PIZZA, THE FUCKER GAVE ME THE SMALLEST SLICE POSSIBLE. IF THE PIZZA WAS A PIE CHART FOR WHAT PEOPLE WOULD DO IF THEY FOUND A MILLION DOLLARS, THE FUCKER GAVE ME THE "DONATE IT TO CHARITY" SLICE. I WOULD LIKE TO EXCHANGE THIS FOR THE "KEEP IT!"

5/12/2008 3:29:00 PM

is this "post like Ihatespida" day?

did i miss the memo?

5/12/2008 3:29:50 PM

I DON'T HAVE A MICROWAVE OVEN. BUT I DO HAVE A CLOCK THAT OCCASIONALLY COOKS SHIT.

5/12/2008 3:31:10 PM

Quote :

"is this "post like Ihatespida" day? did i miss the memo?"

it would be funnier also

5/12/2008 3:31:18 PM

I RENT A LOT OF CARS, BUT I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. SO A LOT OF TIMES, I DRIVE FOR LIKE TEN MILES WITH THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ON. THAT DOESN'T SAY A LOT FOR ME, BUT IT REALLY DOESN'T SAY A LOT FOR THE EMERGENCY BRAKE. IT'S REALLY NOT AN EMERGENCY BRAKE, IT'S AN EMERGENCY "MAKE THE CAR SMELL FUNNY" LEVER.

5/12/2008 3:33:08 PM

YOU CAN EAT WHEN YOU FIND THE DUFRESNES

5/12/2008 3:33:56 PM

^ LOL DUFESNES PARTY OF 4

5/12/2008 3:36:02 PM

bush

search party of 4

5/12/2008 5:21:35 PM

HOW CAN EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS? PEOPLE ARE MISSING!

THE DUFRESNES ARE LOCKED IN SOMEONE'S TRUNK RIGHT NOW. AND THEY'RE HUNGRY.

5/12/2008 5:28:14 PM

one eye was right the fuck on

5/12/2008 5:34:49 PM