call the cops cause my ass got murdered.....aint carrying no knife or gun but i am fast and healthy

5/11/2008 10:41:59 PM

*crossing my fingers*

5/11/2008 10:42:22 PM

i can outrun anyone that post in this thread, short or long distance.

5/11/2008 10:43:17 PM

I'm Batman.

5/11/2008 10:44:00 PM

My bullets run faster.

5/11/2008 10:44:42 PM

we are talking humans here, not fabricated materials.

5/11/2008 10:45:28 PM

I'm probably fastest here

I'm like a 4.6 in my church shoes

5/11/2008 10:47:06 PM

i think i can at least match that

5/11/2008 10:48:09 PM

Quote :

"My bullets run faster."

5/11/2008 11:08:47 PM

yeah well your bullets go straight and my ass runs zig zag..i think i win

5/12/2008 12:12:31 AM

i'd also like to add my metabolism is the shit and fat people suck

5/12/2008 12:14:08 AM

im guessing you didnt get murdered?

5/12/2008 12:14:16 AM

nah...only came across 6 people...2 of them were smoking weed cause when i walked by i def. smelt it

5/12/2008 12:15:08 AM

my sister is a 4.6 in heels

5/12/2008 12:15:32 AM

Yomi Ojo runs a 4.6 sitin on the bench

5/12/2008 12:16:09 AM

is a 4.72 good?

5/12/2008 12:16:52 AM

^if you're 6'4 280

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : ...]

5/12/2008 12:52:45 AM

damn whats good for like 6 foot 170lbs

5/12/2008 12:58:53 AM

Quote :

"yeah well your bullets go straight and my ass runs zig zag..i think i win "

thats why we have multiple rounds

5/12/2008 12:59:21 AM

Quote :

"damn whats good for like 6 foot 170lbs"

4.3, 4.4 max

5/12/2008 1:04:48 AM

for a wolfwebber???

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 1:06 AM. Reason : ^^dude dont even act like you'd be able to shot me from over 50 feet without me zig zagging away]

5/12/2008 1:05:30 AM

then 5.0

5/12/2008 1:05:57 AM

oh well i did a 4.72 once

5/12/2008 1:06:14 AM

4.72 second in 40 yard dash?

5/12/2008 1:07:11 AM

you asked what was good, and being a ww'r means jack to the question. time to buck up.

5/12/2008 1:08:37 AM

i guess so...it was in highschool...i just remember when football friends in classes would talk about their number i always remembered mine was 4.72 and thats what i'd say

5/12/2008 1:08:37 AM

if i aint back by 3:45 call the cops

5/13/2008 3:18:21 AM

dude... cops were called... you didnt make it back in time..

5/13/2008 3:19:01 AM

you know...since i've been walking a lot lately...i've noticed the walk back always feels shorter


ok if i'm not back by 4am call the cops...had to charge my cell phone for a few minutes

5/13/2008 3:24:47 AM

Dialing 911 for the hell of it...

Operator -- there is some dude from the wolfweb named drunknloaded. I would like to put a missing persons report in for him. Please have the cops pick him up as soon as they see him and hold him over night.. .:-P

5/13/2008 3:26:58 AM

Where the fuck do you go so late at night?

Please answer the question in the form of getting to and from Cookout.

5/13/2008 3:29:00 AM

^^its funny you mention cops...there were 2 cop cars at the kangaroo at avent ferry

^kangaroo on avent ferry

5/13/2008 3:50:37 AM

I know I'll regret asking, but where did you go that was so shady?

5/13/2008 3:52:58 AM

well down to avent ferry is one thing...i got back at 3:40 but wanted to wait til after 3:45 since i already moved it to 4...but the walk yesterday was 35 minutes each way...i'd rather not say what roads other than westen/kent/kaplan


the walk 3 days ago was to harris teeter on jones franklin...that was about 53 minutes each way but broad daylight...that one was a beotch

5/13/2008 3:57:01 AM

You should probably get a bike or something.

5/13/2008 4:00:58 AM

got a flat tire and my brake is fucked up...dont have a bike pump...my bike is like 12 years old and hurts my butt..i'd rather just get a new one but at the moment i dont feel like fucking with it cause i'm moving soon...i'm a super fast walker

5/13/2008 4:03:22 AM

i'm also kinda doing this to show how women getting scared to walk places is dumb

5/13/2008 4:10:49 AM

cause women clearly care about the things you do

5/13/2008 4:19:28 AM

did i imply that?

5/13/2008 5:12:33 AM

Quote :

"lol dumbasses talking about how its unsafe to run at night....dont let the people that run at night know that i guess lol"

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=452457&page=7

drunkntarded

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 7:11 AM. Reason : .]

5/13/2008 7:10:10 AM

what does that prove, other than your idiocy, trollsaw

5/13/2008 7:17:38 AM

Quote :

"if i'm not back by like 1am...call the cops cause my ass got murdered.....aint carrying no knife or gun but i am fast and healthy"

Quote :

"i'm also kinda doing this to show how women getting scared to walk places is dumb"

drunkntarded

5/13/2008 7:21:33 AM

I support your late night walks. As long as stay aware and don't take a shortcut through an alley or something, you'll be safe.

5/13/2008 10:37:24 AM

where were you going at 1am?

5/13/2008 11:17:53 AM

Quote :

"damn whats good for like 6 foot 170lbs"

No WAY you're 6'. I'm definitely taller than you.

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 11:24 AM. Reason : /]

5/13/2008 11:19:15 AM

I SEEN YOU UP IN SOUTH CENTRAL KAPLAN ACKIN' A FOOL.

5/13/2008 11:24:15 AM

^^haha please...i think i know my height...you looked about an inch shorter than me

5/13/2008 10:51:14 PM

whateverrrrr. i grew, anyway. I'm like 5'11.75" is what the doctor said. I refuse to believe I'm going to be 6' because then I'll be a giant.

5/14/2008 6:32:08 PM

Please refer to this thread: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=505655

Everything I say in there also applies to you.

5/14/2008 6:41:31 PM

set em up

5/14/2008 10:35:22 PM