background: went out with this dude for close to 2 years, then i went to college and we decided it was better to break up before something bad happened, been awesome friends with him ever since

we had a bit to drink while watching tivoed episodes of psych and monk

got to talking about shit

and he basically told me (in no uncertain terms) that he wants to get back together... but not as a relationship... just for the sex... because, and i quote, "it was awesome"

i can't decide whether this is a good thing or a bad thing

as of last month i am not currently dating anyone so that's not a problem... but idk, it just seems a bit awkward since it's someone i went out with, i'm much more comfortable w/ someone i hadn't met before that night...

but he IS hot, and fucking is fucking.

help tdub

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 11:48 PM. Reason : omg evan dates dudes]

5/20/2008 11:47:52 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i feel so icky

5/20/2008 11:48:29 PM

why?

5/20/2008 11:49:17 PM

5/20/2008 11:49:21 PM

lol i should have guessed tdub would provide no assistance

5/20/2008 11:50:12 PM

how heavy is your mate?

5/20/2008 11:50:46 PM

lol you're really gay?

that's pretty fucked up man, i thought everyone was just joking..... on the upside, the gay jokes are funnier now.

5/20/2008 11:51:21 PM

Quote :

"but he IS hot, and fucking is fucking."

You know the answer.

5/20/2008 11:52:05 PM

^^^not heavy, fat people sort of repulse me

^^omg wow!!!!1111!! and how exactly is it fucked up?

5/20/2008 11:52:05 PM

< this guy

5/20/2008 11:52:21 PM

naw DA you know you've always got a place next to me in bed boo

5/20/2008 11:53:21 PM

oh is evan really gay


I thought that was just twwness



anyway, I still don't know who evan is

5/20/2008 11:54:35 PM

wait holy shit, are you actually gay?

God damn, I was just joking the entire time.

5/20/2008 11:54:44 PM

^^^I fell good about that, but in a very hetero way.

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 11:55 PM. Reason : ^^, ^]

5/20/2008 11:54:57 PM

did all the gay jokes make you curious and eventually lead to you experimenting with your who who dilly?

i'm just astonished that i didn't know of this until now to be honest.

5/20/2008 11:55:12 PM

^^^ and ^^: yep.

wow, it's amazing, isn't it

anyone who knows me knows i don't act gay though

crazy


moving on...

^no, known since i was really young - you don't just become gay one day, you're born like that... who would CHOOSE to live a life where retards on tww make fun of you because of something you can't control

5/20/2008 11:55:41 PM

If you're not insulted by the whole "I don't want to date you, just fuck you." thing like some people would be. ("Oh, waaaah, I'm not good enough to date.") And neither of you are the type to be emotionally provoked by a sexual relationship. Then bone him. Wrap it up. But what's to hurt.

5/20/2008 11:55:50 PM

Keep your head up!

Moving on!

5/20/2008 11:56:20 PM

wow...even I knew that evan was gay...

Quote :

"ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i feel so icky"

5/20/2008 11:56:43 PM

how hard is it not to act gay?

is it like when white people are around black people and try to talk in slang so they don't get made fun of by the brothahs?

5/20/2008 11:57:00 PM

Quote :

"But what's to hurt"

Anuses

5/20/2008 11:57:04 PM

how can a cock up your ass be considered "awesome"

5/20/2008 11:57:34 PM

If all you want in a relationship is sex, then go for it.

5/20/2008 11:57:35 PM

^^^^^^^finally, useful advice, thx2u
no, i'm not that type of person - just broke up with someone around a month ago & not really looking to have another relationship just yet

5/20/2008 11:58:55 PM

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"Anuses"

Buttsex doesn't have to hurt.

And not all gay guys are into buttsex. (Surprising fact.)

5/20/2008 11:59:00 PM

are gay positions the same as straight ones? or can two men pull off maneuvors that are beyond the grasp of normal lovers.

5/20/2008 11:59:01 PM

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"anyone who knows me knows i don't act gay though"

Strange isn't it? I mean, I act like an all out queer but I'm desperately try to get into shawna's pant. :\

IT'S JUST WHO I AM!

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 12:00 AM. Reason : f]

5/20/2008 11:59:14 PM

^^^^^^prostate gland

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2008 11:59:28 PM

Im still trying to decide if this is trollbait or i r seriouscat thread

5/20/2008 11:59:58 PM

stop being an attention whore you fairy

5/21/2008 12:00:20 AM

Quote :

"Im still trying to decide if this is trollbait or i r seriouscat thread"

either way, evan loses.

5/21/2008 12:00:32 AM

^evan never loses.

Quote :

"are gay positions the same as straight ones? or can two men pull off maneuvors that are beyond the grasp of normal lovers."

we can do everything straight people can do... and more!

Quote :

"Buttsex doesn't have to hurt. And not all gay guys are into buttsex. (Surprising fact.)"

true, and true. it's quite enjoyable, actually.

Quote :

"how can a cock up your ass be considered "awesome""

don't knock it til youve tried it, son
and i much prefer being on the giving end



also

this r serious thread

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : i love how this has turned into "ask evan questions about gay dudes"]

5/21/2008 12:00:46 AM

See, I am down with the gay.

5/21/2008 12:02:06 AM

is dick size important to gays? or at this point is it just a strictly emotional experience.

5/21/2008 12:02:11 AM

does your anus look like the goatse guy yet

5/21/2008 12:02:27 AM

Quote :

"and more!"

I call bullshit.

5/21/2008 12:02:30 AM

Quote :

"i love how this has turned into "ask evan questions about gay dudes""

If you thought it wasn't going to, you're naive.

5/21/2008 12:02:32 AM

Quote :

"Im still trying to decide if this is trollbait or i r seriouscat thread "

5/21/2008 12:02:38 AM

stopped reading after...

went out with this dude

5/21/2008 12:02:38 AM

what happens if a gay doesnt realize they need to shit but they are like 30 minutes away from needing to shit?

5/21/2008 12:02:39 AM

do you take laxatives to get your lovin when your partner isn't around?

5/21/2008 12:03:26 AM

Quote :

"no, known since i was really young - you don't just become gay one day, you're born like that... who would CHOOSE to live a life where retards on tww make fun of you because of something you can't control"

Anne Heche?

5/21/2008 12:04:55 AM

Y'know, I am really annoyed by some of the things that are coming out in this thread. Most guys love to think, talk about, and do girls in the ass. It's not such a strange thing when it's a girl getting it in the butt. But when it is another guy. . .you act like it's a freak show.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : .]

5/21/2008 12:05:19 AM

Quote :

"what happens if a gay doesnt realize they need to shit but they are like 30 minutes away from needing to shit?"

this question makes no sense, please successfully pass eng101 and then proceed to rephrase it

Quote :

"does your anus look like the goatse guy yet"

no, and it never will

Quote :

"is dick size important to gays? or at this point is it just a strictly emotional experience."

yes, it is, small dicks suck, thank god i don't have one

Quote :

"See, I am down with the gay."

hellz yea!

Quote :

"do you take laxatives to get your lovin when your partner isn't around?"

how would that in any way be pleasurable

5/21/2008 12:05:23 AM

haha i seriously dont get why some gays are like "i'm born this way"


how is it not a choice to like dudes?

5/21/2008 12:05:40 AM

did you choose to like vag?

also, i'm pretty sure i'd know, considering i'm talking about myself here
you know something's up when for your 5th birthday party you want to go shopping at the mall

5/21/2008 12:06:20 AM

This thread is serious business. I had to reread your first post like 12 times to make sure that the "he" wasn't a spelling mistake. Cool though, more people need to be secure with sexuality irregardless of preference.

In regard to your question, I could see it spiraling to where one of you might get reattached and then problems start.

5/21/2008 12:06:55 AM

its kinda something you dont choice man...its just kinda natural

5/21/2008 12:07:11 AM

Quote :

"Y'know, I am really annoyed by some of the things that are coming out in this thread. Most guys loves to think, talk about, and do girls in the ass. It's not such a strange thing when it's a girl getting it in the butt. But when it is another guy. . .you act like it's a freak show."

yea a guy's ass and girl's ass aren't the same...... i imagine the difference is somewhat like tryin to drive through a car wash, and tryin to drive a car through a brick wall.

5/21/2008 12:07:39 AM

I was gonna pic bomb this thread but the Grains picture is no longer on the website.

did this go the ambulance route

5/21/2008 12:07:51 AM