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"We have to look into alternative ways to use bio waste and other things we have lying around and turn them into fuel"

Being pro abortion and all seems like he could easily be thinking about this. What else would his administration do with all the dead babies generated by his policy?

But on a serious note, dead bodies could seriously be used as fuel. In a world overpopulating we are running out of places to bury people. There was a technology created a few years ago to turn sewage into oil by spraying it with hot nitrogen without oxygen present but the energy required to heat the nitrogen was about the same as the oil could produce so it got nowhere. What if dead bodies were used to create oil through a sped up version of the process that happens naturally? I'm sure they can lead to much more energy than sewage. This would still technically be the same thing and would release a lot of carbon but at least running out of fuel wouldn't be an issue.

5/21/2008 4:41:00 PM

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : nvm]

5/21/2008 4:42:41 PM

he'll probably do that with all of the kentuckians and west virginians for revenge too. lol

5/21/2008 4:49:37 PM

Dude, it's like the Matrix.

5/21/2008 4:51:28 PM

I've always imagined that my car ran on the blood of Iraqi babies.

Now it'll run on little niglets and white trash babies too!

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"What if dead bodies were used to create oil through a sped up version of the process that happens naturally? I'm sure they can lead to much more energy than sewage."

I'm sure you're wrong. Throughout the course of your life, you produce tons and tons of sewage. Much, much more biomass than that little old body you leave behind when you croak.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 5:27 PM. Reason : 2]

5/21/2008 5:19:42 PM

well looky here, we have a modern day Jonathan Swift on our hands here, folks!

5/21/2008 5:37:43 PM

5/21/2008 6:19:25 PM

False generalizability: -10 points.

5/22/2008 2:48:29 AM

^^ You read my mind

5/22/2008 2:49:42 AM

His water belongs to the tribe.

5/22/2008 1:15:46 PM

He is the Kwisach Haderach and will take the Gom Jabbar.

5/22/2008 1:43:41 PM

Soylen Green is made of PEEEEOOOPPLE!!!

5/22/2008 1:44:53 PM