We did this thing once before
But the thread does exist no more
I thought it was fun
I came up with a ton
But some people still called me a whore

6/5/2008 1:39:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

6/5/2008 1:41:56 PM

I like the limerick style
But it has been quite awhile,
For the last I drew,
I thought it haiku,
But I was off by a mile.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 1:42 PM. Reason : -m]

6/5/2008 1:42:33 PM

Quote :

"LIMERICK"

6/5/2008 1:43:16 PM

I thought that it wouldn't be hard
To send me a fuckin postcard,
From Australian travels,
The story unravels...
I got nothing and felt like a 'tard.

6/5/2008 1:45:25 PM

POETRY IS FOR QUEERS

6/5/2008 1:47:07 PM

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

6/5/2008 1:48:11 PM

So it seems that I just couldn't spell
Spell Nazis will say burn in hell
But I think I'll be fine
So no need to whine
I can't edit so I say 'oh well!'

6/5/2008 1:48:23 PM

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head

6/5/2008 1:50:38 PM

You've created a half decent thread
but you're now in over you're head
mytwocents is no scholar
they call me mytwodollars
like that kid said in Better Off Dead

6/5/2008 1:53:28 PM

Now you may be right my good sir
She didn't notice I'm talking to her
In my post above
She showed me no love
How could hatred like that just occur?

6/5/2008 1:59:18 PM

hypaone wanted a card
and it wouldn't have been at all hard
I'd have been able to send it
and wouldn't feel like real shit
if I'd had the address to send my regard

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 2:01 PM. Reason : ^shit takes time to rhyme ]

6/5/2008 2:00:32 PM

I sent it to you on that day
When you could've sent it away
But instead I got nothing
You could've sent something
Maybe postage was too much to pay

6/5/2008 2:05:39 PM

I'll tell you a story that's true
About my last contact with poo
I was wiping my butt
Then I was like, WUT?
Godammit, my finger broke through

6/5/2008 2:17:11 PM

I had asked for it a long time before
I reminded the eve prior to soar
We left on the flight
With Oz in no sight
A postcard from Down Unda no more

6/5/2008 2:17:13 PM

I like it when these are created
From topics not really related
Then making them rhyme
It's done all the time
They call it "hip-hop," plainly stated.

6/5/2008 2:19:39 PM

It seems that I'm just hard to please
When it comes to hot days like these
In the AC, I'm couped
Cuz just like the group
Outside now it's 98 degrees!!

6/5/2008 2:23:06 PM

Hip hop is not just rhyme
u must also keep in time
some people don't get it
others just shit it
to mess up should surely be a crime

6/5/2008 2:23:50 PM

It's true that some drop the ball
Or just can't live up to the call
To make a hot joint
Good job with your point
Guess you're not just Sumfoo1 after all.

6/5/2008 2:27:20 PM

If messing up is a crime,
Then you sir owe some time,
For your format is off,
So before you scoff,
Make sure your shit does rhyme!

6/5/2008 2:30:00 PM

Hold on, what's this all about
Displaying your limerick clout
In your little poem
Do you even know him
Either way, dude got called out.



[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : dude]

6/5/2008 2:33:22 PM

Creativity just will not stop
My brain soaks it up like a mop
This thread shouldn't end
So I wrote one again
And brought this bitch back to the top.

6/5/2008 3:40:44 PM

Oh Tdub How do I love thee
Laughing so hard that I pee
From calling out faggots
To videos of maggots
Tdub I'm so glad you found meeeeeeeeeeeeee

6/5/2008 3:52:37 PM

bttt?

8/28/2008 3:08:47 AM

Limericks take too much thought
Something that I bought
Went to waste
so now I can taste
That pussy that I sought

8/28/2008 3:57:09 AM

mytwocents I want to bwn
want to want to bwn bwn bwn
she's got legs for days
swirls on her face
sadly she won't let me bwn


I am so bored at work.

8/28/2008 5:10:07 AM

ahaha.. that was terrible

8/28/2008 5:11:46 AM

lol thanks

8/28/2008 5:12:42 AM

Raiden's been on land that's foreign.
Fighting, protecting, exploring.
But now in his boredom,
Displaying his whoredom,
We all know he wants to bwn Lauren.

8/28/2008 5:19:41 AM

now that was good!

I still look like a whore though lol

8/28/2008 5:24:06 AM

Apparently Raiden's a whore.
Is this something we all knew before?
We've become 3rd shift buddies,
So it's cool that he's slutty,
Here's to hoping this poor guy can score!

8/28/2008 5:29:22 AM

LOL

8/28/2008 2:08:36 PM

OH DO ME!!!

DO ME!!!

(make me a limerick is what I mean ) haha

8/28/2008 2:20:50 PM

So this Diva - she loves nicer things,
Like shoes and purses and bling.
But she also loves penis.
She's kind of like Venus,
Since she loves hitting balls when she swings.

8/28/2008 2:27:40 PM

god I fucking hate limericks

rhyming is so stupid

8/28/2008 2:28:33 PM

OMG I LOVE IT!!!!

8/28/2008 2:29:58 PM

So John just hates Lim'ricks, it's true.
But I can't say I re-spect his view.
He thinks rhyming's stupid
Because he can't do it,
Just stick to your lame ass Haikus!

8/28/2008 2:33:57 PM

LOL!


hypatoe is a little bitch
because he does not realize which
poetry is better
haikus make dem panties wetter
but you were right, I don't know how to rhyme, nor keep time, you witch

8/28/2008 2:35:46 PM

there once was a chick form nantucket
my friend told me that he'd fuck it

8/28/2008 2:39:40 PM

So Lauren saw her thread bttt'ed
So excited she was that she peed
But only a bit
Cause immediately she'd sit
ha ha, just joking I keed

8/28/2008 2:51:33 PM

more like immediately she'd shit

8/28/2008 2:52:15 PM

Quote :

"Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me, and do your job Lay on the bed, and give me head"

winnar

/thread

8/28/2008 3:17:36 PM

Not a limmerick, but a GiZZm...

Quote :

"just for you DivaBaby19! look up on the bar its a bird its a plane nah bitch thats diva, again shaking that ass and shaking that chest is that drew? caught between those breasts? so let me up on that bar ill show you some fun ill bend you right over and hit that bun cause i hear you like it dirty i hear you like the drama thats why i appoint YOU my chocolate momma!!!"

8/28/2008 4:28:20 PM

Hahahahah damn that's OLD SKOOL!!!

My topics, I shall add to them!

8/28/2008 4:29:38 PM

Quote :

"ferry blue ----------- just down the street from this place where we stay is the land of bitches the land of the gay boys that wear panties and girls named shamoo all have one thing in common and it's called ferry blue so while we're curing cancer and our engineers building boats they're making kiddie porn and they're fucking goats so stay away from our parties and stay off our streets don't molest our little brothers or your asses will get beat they may be on top now but they'll crumble, you'll see we've got one thing in common and thats "FUC UNC""

8/28/2008 4:35:15 PM

lol so win.

8/28/2008 5:02:36 PM

Stick to limericks!!!

8/28/2008 5:14:01 PM

^^^
There's a lot of wind in that bag
And funny though it tended to lag
But my biggest concern,
And this is a sick burn,
Ferry isn't Fairy, you fag!

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 5:19 PM. Reason : limericked this shit]

8/28/2008 5:15:53 PM

Your girl takes too long to get ready so hurry her
But if shes shaving ok I don't like her furrier
The first two lines that I wrote
Were weak but just so
I could say something about hopefully beating Spurrier

GO STATE lol

8/28/2008 5:20:15 PM

^^ & ^

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 5:20 PM. Reason : props]

8/28/2008 5:20:16 PM