So say I would like to date and bang a particular female news anchor...how the hell do you go about getting your foot in the door? I would feel like a retard if I just emailed her but I don't know where she hangs out. What it do?

(no a718)

6/5/2008 6:51:34 PM

find out where she hangs out

dont be that guy that emails her

edit: oh and pretend that you dont know who she is

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 6:53 PM. Reason : 

6/5/2008 6:52:32 PM

start by making a craigslist "missed encounters" ad. I hear those always work.

6/5/2008 6:52:38 PM

1) call someone a nigger

2) send her this thread

6/5/2008 6:57:12 PM

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"pretend that you dont know who she is"

thats so crazy it just might work

6/5/2008 7:00:05 PM

it depends on the news anchor.

6/5/2008 7:01:01 PM

depends on whether i knew i could get away with being caught

6/5/2008 7:01:39 PM

take your shirt off and chase her around a table

6/5/2008 7:01:49 PM

Quote :

"thats so crazy it just might work"

thats what im thinking

she will have every possible line run on her before

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : 

6/5/2008 7:02:04 PM

Lemme guess which one it is. If she's on this list, you gotta fess up...

Ok, so it's gotta be local, so I'm going with one of these:

Barbara Gibbs
Shae Crisson
Sabrina Zimring
Rebecca Hall
Erin Hartness
Diane Wilson

6/5/2008 7:03:24 PM

Do you play the Jazz Flute?

I hear Sex Panther works well.

If she works for Fox News, you can talk about your mutual love of George Bush.

If this is her, you're out of luck:

6/5/2008 7:04:00 PM

I'm really thinking it's Sabrina Zimring...

any of these chicks are way out of your league.

[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason : k]

6/5/2008 7:05:00 PM

does that melissa theuriau know she's that hot

6/5/2008 7:07:37 PM

1. walk up to her
2. "halla halla halla halllahallahalla halla halla halla.........

6/5/2008 7:10:36 PM

Quote :

"1. walk up to her 2. "halla halla halla halllahallahalla halla halla halla........."

6/5/2008 7:11:25 PM

Quote :

"does that melissa theuriau know she's that hot"

no, of course she doesn't.

6/5/2008 7:11:28 PM

what if she's retarded?
so many questions

6/5/2008 7:12:53 PM

it's tracey early, isn't it?

6/5/2008 7:12:55 PM

funny you should ask http://youtube.com/watch?v=dyP_qT0zK5c

6/5/2008 7:14:53 PM

Scrumples I don't recognize any of the names on that list...I don't live in Raleigh btw

hahaha marko...among others

6/5/2008 7:21:40 PM

on a side note, news 14 reporter ilin chen is passing up a badass hip-hop career

6/5/2008 7:36:42 PM

Quote :

"So say I would like to date and bang a particular female news anchor..."

Dude, you're talking my language now. I think news babes are sexier than models, and FOX News has a ton of 'em--just a couple of my favs:





(Not anchors, though.)

6/5/2008 7:46:55 PM

i loled at legatic

6/5/2008 7:48:38 PM

it's katie couric isnt it you sick bastard

6/5/2008 7:48:59 PM

Julia Allison and Jill Dobson--GOD DAMN, SON!!!1

6/5/2008 7:52:26 PM

Fox News breeds their hot blonde anchors on the bikini atoll islands.

according to Rush Limbaugh

6/5/2008 8:03:53 PM

6/5/2008 8:08:32 PM

1) Brutally murder several people

2) When you get your mugshot taken, hold up a sign that says "I love you ____"

6/5/2008 9:01:22 PM

:kiss: :kiss:

6/5/2008 9:02:34 PM

I like this thread...plz to keep us updated

6/5/2008 9:05:43 PM

Here are the anchor and meteorologist I'm working with in Knoxville.

Stacy McCloud


Allison Hunt


[Edited on June 5, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : a]

6/5/2008 10:04:14 PM

oh, where's Stacey Horst when we need her?

6/5/2008 10:08:34 PM

^^ Yum.

^ At KCCI-TV in Des Moines:





[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 5:03 AM. Reason : .]

6/6/2008 5:02:05 AM

Just tell her

"I want to be on you"

6/6/2008 5:03:56 AM

tell her you want her number, but she should get yours cause you'll probably forget her name and number

6/6/2008 5:24:03 AM

the new dark haired chick on news 14 during the weekend gives me boners

6/6/2008 9:13:29 AM

is that the one with the mole

it's juuuuust enough off center to mess with my sense of symmetry

6/6/2008 9:14:35 AM

its Heather Waliga but her staff photo looks bad

6/6/2008 9:19:03 AM

^^^ Her jaw is just a tad bit square for my taste--but I'm willing to overlook it.



Shannon Bream, FOX News--and Miss Florida 1994.

6/8/2008 4:16:00 AM

Barbara Gibbs was at the dry cleaners...I fumbled

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 8:12 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2008 8:05:01 PM

say something about it on the weather closings list...

Holla at TT. you know how we do

7/16/2008 8:05:45 PM

put a GPS on her car and track her where ever she goes

7/16/2008 8:09:50 PM

some of the nc14 news girls hang out at Mosquito and Ess, but you didn't hear that from me.

7/16/2008 8:48:26 PM

Dominica Davis, FOX News.

8/18/2008 4:37:28 AM