seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
thats the philosophical question to be answered 6/8/2008 11:07:11 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
first 6/8/2008 11:07:55 PM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Because, if you do I won't have to pull out this pistol I have in my pocket and shoot you!  6/8/2008 11:08:16 PM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
i guess you are hired then  6/8/2008 11:09:42 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Because Generation Y has earned it, mother fucker!
^^ Your answer is so PG County. 6/8/2008 11:11:23 PM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
how about tell me a little about yourself before i hire you 6/8/2008 11:12:02 PM
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Rat Suspended 5724 Posts user info edit post |
when obama is elected we won't need jobs 6/8/2008 11:12:03 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Because I get shit done and I'm not a bitch.
Nuff said. 6/8/2008 11:12:04 PM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose 6/8/2008 11:12:20 PM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
can you do that on your 15 min break  6/8/2008 11:13:20 PM
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mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Is this preceded by: "I've already interviewed another person for this position who looks perfect." 6/8/2008 11:20:07 PM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Fine I'll give a better answer. 
Because I am an extremely hard worker. I work even when my health is endangered by diabetic or sinusitis complications and when nobody else is working.
Please pay me money. Please? I GOT FIVE KIDS TO FEED! 6/8/2008 11:22:02 PM
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mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
I saw this yahoo article too.... http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/career-articles-the_big_question_why_should_i_hire_you-379 6/8/2008 11:23:12 PM
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4nik8r All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
Because I'll do half of your job for you, you get promoted, then I take your job. Repeat. 6/8/2008 11:29:21 PM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
^^ where is my postcard at ho 6/8/2008 11:36:18 PM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 6/9/2008 9:05:10 AM
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qntmfred retired 40981 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Because I get shit done and I'm not a bitch" |
tr00 dat 6/9/2008 9:06:59 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I always wanted to have the balls to answer that question with: "I think my resume speaks for itself, sir" 6/9/2008 9:08:55 AM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
i'd be like 'look nucca, i got dat 190% purp so wuz wit da job now!' 6/9/2008 9:10:06 AM
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Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
because i don't have a job and i need that buttah 6/9/2008 11:05:15 AM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^jessie said she would get you hired on tuesday if you wanted to work at her lab...
she said you would be a nice break from all the lesbians she works with  6/9/2008 11:06:50 AM
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lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
Hey, I need a job with MORE lesbians! 6/9/2008 11:07:49 AM
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Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
because I don't have a job
and need $$ for food 6/9/2008 11:09:28 AM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
what do you see yourself doing in 5 years? 6/9/2008 11:10:15 AM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what do you see yourself doing in 5 years?" |
Two chicks at the SAME time. 6/9/2008 11:11:06 AM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
i might hire you after all if you can turn me on  6/9/2008 11:11:42 AM
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Rat Suspended 5724 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "because I don't have a job
and need $$ for food" |
oh so you're a part of the 5.5% unemployment
http://www.bizjournals.com/triangle/jobs/ 6/9/2008 11:14:44 AM
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seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Never say anything bad about your current employer in an interview. It's never sexy to bitch about your ex." |
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