i'm in the mood for a bagel, which is fucking strange because normally i fucking hate bagles, how do i defrost this shit. For some reason my roommate put them in the freezer what a fucking moron.

what should i put on this bagel, i hadn't thought that far ahead yet.

FUCK cream cheese that shit is almost as nasty as bagels.

6/20/2008 9:37:11 PM

HOW DO I RAN SHIT?

6/20/2008 9:37:45 PM

i mean, what microwave settings do you use?

should i just toast that shit?

should i heat up this oven for just 1 (maybe 2) bagels?

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : no wonder bagles suck so bad, you need a fucking manual to make one of these mofos]

6/20/2008 9:37:51 PM

okay ttt, i really need help. i haven't eaten since like 10 this morning. i'm really hungry.

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ttt]

6/20/2008 9:40:07 PM

just pop it in the microwave for like 20 seconds or so


it's hard to screw this up, man

6/20/2008 9:40:27 PM

let it sit out for a while (wrapped) and then toast it.

6/20/2008 9:40:30 PM

wat

6/20/2008 9:40:33 PM

defrost for a minute or so, check it every 20 seconds or so i'd say

6/20/2008 9:41:32 PM

i've only ever had bagels on school trips to places like museums or shit where those fgts only eat bagels for some reason.


actually theres a bagel place in CH that had some dank ass pizza bagels one time.


okay, what should i put on this.

i have plain, cinnamon, and some blueberry ones (i hope thats not mold because they are in some weirdass bag)

6/20/2008 9:42:18 PM

toast it

or microwave it and have sex with it

^ you've only ever had bagels on school field trips where they were exposing you to exotic, ethnic foods like bagels?

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : bagel eaters are faggots? I think you're thinking croissants]

6/20/2008 10:02:03 PM

microwave for 15-30 seconds

Putting bagels in the freezer is smart if not normal you fuck. It keeps them from molding. Plus, when you defrost one it is warm and soft.

6/20/2008 10:05:00 PM

Just have sex with it.

6/20/2008 10:08:15 PM

^^ oh.

you learn something new every day.
No you just go to the giftshop on a school field trip (some fucking retard always thinks that it isn't going to be overpriced shit you could get from a dollar store) and everyone else who was forced to go there was just like fuck it i might as well get something to eat. and bagels are like the only fucking then on the menu. imagine that.

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ^]

6/20/2008 10:08:43 PM

word, my mom does this. kinda inconvenient when you just want to grab one, but w/e.

i need a nap >_>

6/20/2008 10:12:44 PM

I didn't realize gift shops sold bagels

did you go to the Bagel Museum?

fucking asshole
the cool kids bought astronaut ice cream

6/20/2008 10:13:23 PM

dude.

that bagel sucked ass.

6/20/2008 11:09:27 PM

should have bought the ice cream

dipshit

6/20/2008 11:09:52 PM

MMM ICE CREAM..

great idea

6/20/2008 11:11:30 PM

toast it

butter and or jelly, since you're a cream cheese hater

OR you can fry up an egg and slap it on there with a slice of cheese

6/20/2008 11:23:14 PM

don't encourage this ape to put eggs in a pan

he'd have to discover fire first

who the fuck can't make bagels?

6/20/2008 11:24:21 PM

crack an egg into a bowl, put into microwave for a minute or so, then place onto bagel

6/20/2008 11:34:02 PM

Did some idiot monkey make this thread or something?

6/20/2008 11:37:39 PM

Apparently freezing bagels is better for their texture than refrigerating them.


Just toast it a little longer than normal.

6/20/2008 11:44:16 PM

you can microwave eggs?

what the fuck is this.
and i meant the bagel i made not the one from the museum.



i guess bagel making just comes with time.

6/21/2008 12:37:50 AM

by throwing it in the trash

6/21/2008 12:38:15 AM

you can microwave almost anything.

congrats on being able to defrost a bagel, clap clap clap.

6/21/2008 12:38:36 AM

dude

microwave that shit for 30 seconds
maybe 45

6/21/2008 12:39:12 AM

Once a bagel is frozen it cannot be thawed. Anyone who says you can thaw it is lying. You just have to eat it frozen.

6/21/2008 12:42:35 AM

No, you thaw it and toast it. By toasting it you never notice that it was ever frozen.

misinterpreted your post there

[Edited on June 21, 2008 at 12:47 AM. Reason : lol]

6/21/2008 12:46:47 AM

i'm hungry again. i'm just going to eat a huge bowl of oatmeal.


that shit is filler.

6/21/2008 2:54:32 AM

ive had to stay hungry a lot in order to lose weight. when i gained my 40ish lbs, i would eat and be hungry 15 min after a meal. i think you just ignore being hungry.

are you fat?

6/21/2008 2:59:03 AM

i'm 5'10 and the most i've ever weighed at this height is 140lbs.


i eat like mounds of food and its pretty much impossible for me to gain weight or any form of body fat. I didn't really exercise regularly until about last year.

6/21/2008 3:06:35 AM

pee on it?

6/21/2008 3:26:52 AM

Okay, someone pick some toppings for me tonight.

6/24/2008 2:03:32 AM

6/24/2008 2:13:20 AM

turkey sandwich on bagel.

6/24/2008 2:25:01 AM