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One
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I don't get it

6/22/2008 11:44:39 PM

Aficionado
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me either

6/22/2008 11:45:09 PM

evan
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me either

6/22/2008 11:45:20 PM

ZomBCraw
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i dont need buttons my dick is nowhere near able to fall out of the slit

hangs too low

6/22/2008 11:45:47 PM

EMCE
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I didn't get it either, until my button broke off of a pair of my boxers...


my junk was flopping / falling out of that hole all day


it was VERY annoying

6/22/2008 11:47:23 PM

Vix
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no buttons = easy access

6/22/2008 11:47:56 PM

One
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for ur bf ?

6/22/2008 11:48:39 PM

EMCE
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I swear to God, Vix sounds like a goddamn rapist a lot of the time
I think she just gets away with it on here because she's a girl

6/22/2008 11:49:01 PM

jwdeesnuts
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i think its just that natural "all girls are really horny bitches, she's just outgoing about it cuz shes on the internet" thing.

6/22/2008 11:59:40 PM

Mindstorm
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It's so if you're walking around in them your wang doesn't fall out and scare the shit out of somebody.

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : OH GOD A WANG! PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY!!!]

6/23/2008 12:00:56 AM

cynosural
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i love the cotton boxers with no peep hole, sooo comfy.

6/23/2008 12:01:54 AM

MovieGuru23
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gotta have the buttons. seriously.

6/23/2008 12:06:22 AM

zorthage
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Quote :
"gotta have the buttons. seriously."

6/23/2008 12:18:29 AM

Mr. Joshua
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It's there so us white folk can open it up when we want to have sex with our boxers on.

6/23/2008 12:33:30 AM

Colemania
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I read somewhere that 30% of guys use the 'hole' in boxers/briefs to piss. No fucking way. Im not trying to pop that thing out like a turtle head. If I have to pee, Im taking the whole snake out.

6/23/2008 12:34:41 AM

Walls1441
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I didn't get it either, until my button broke off of a pair of my boxers...


my junk was flopping / falling out of that hole all day


it was VERY annoying

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ^ thats weird, no one asked me.]

6/23/2008 12:35:17 AM

Mr. Joshua
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wat

6/23/2008 12:35:36 AM

Kurtis636
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I stopped wearing boxers a while ago. I was tired of my cock and balls either falling out of the trapdoor or flying around everywhere when I ran or even walked quickly. Now I wear boxer/briefs.

6/23/2008 12:36:30 AM

EMCE
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conversely, I only wear boxers
because I hate having my junk compressed against my body all day

I like the freedom!

6/23/2008 12:38:18 AM

Mindstorm
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Ooh ooh, personal sharing time. I'm half and half, because of both reasons.

Also, taking a wizz through the trap door isn't a big deal. Pull junk out through the hole in the box. Use junk. Put your junk back into the box. It's a pretty simple operation and is the only way to go if you ever want to use a public urinal in your life. Or are you one of those kids who drops his pants at a urinal?

6/23/2008 12:39:37 AM

EMCE
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I reach down, and lift up the leg of my boxers....then pull my junk out of the bottom when I pee

*giggles*

6/23/2008 12:40:56 AM

Walls1441
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i reach down, roll down my socks, untuck that shit then piss.

6/23/2008 12:41:59 AM

Mindstorm
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But seriously, buttons on boxers = keeps the junk from falling out AND provides an easy way to gain access to said junk with one hand at a urinal.

6/23/2008 12:42:27 AM

Kurtis636
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I still own some boxers, but I rarely wear them. I probably walk around 5 miles/day at work so it's just not particularly comfortable, and boxers just aren't an option if you're working out/running. I'm not going to go through two pairs of drawers in one day.

6/23/2008 12:43:38 AM

slaptit
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you don't need the button unless you're buying shitass boxers

quality-made ftw

6/23/2008 12:46:15 AM

jwdeesnuts
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boxer briefs. boxers hike up and get very uncomfortable after walking around. although i do where old ones as a last resort when everything else is dirty.

6/23/2008 12:46:55 AM

EMCE
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I can't ever manage to keep my shit stains under control when I'm wearing briefs

6/23/2008 12:50:25 AM

jwdeesnuts
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buy them in dark colors

6/23/2008 12:56:44 AM

Kurtis636
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Fucking learn to wipe properly.

I never have skidmarks.

6/23/2008 12:59:18 AM

Mindstorm
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Try to balance out the diet, too. And get any allergies under control. These are the keys to success not smearing crap all over your butt.

6/23/2008 1:01:02 AM

EMCE
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just kidding guys

6/23/2008 1:03:55 AM

Mindstorm
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A likely story.

6/23/2008 1:07:38 AM

jwdeesnuts
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Everybody Poops

6/23/2008 1:16:08 AM

MovieGuru23
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wait, people actually undo the button and slip it out to pee? wtf, its so much easier to unzip the pants and pull down the boxers.

6/23/2008 1:17:25 AM

jwdeesnuts
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tomato tomahto

6/23/2008 1:18:56 AM

slaptit
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^^real mean take 'em down to da ground

you're not a real man unless all the guys can see your ass while you pee

6/23/2008 1:28:44 AM

joepeshi
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jeans with no zippers suck too...only buttons

6/23/2008 1:30:29 AM

Kurtis636
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And if they look that makes them a bunch of ass-starring faggots.

FYI, the worst bathrooms ever are the men's room at the RBC Center. I don't know whose idea it was to use reflective, black tiles for the wall behind the urinals, but you can't help but see a whole row of cocks every time you go to take a piss in there.

6/23/2008 1:31:00 AM

jwdeesnuts
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thats what im saying^. at least put some dividers up.

6/23/2008 1:32:48 AM

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ReceiveDeath and jwdeesnuts MVP attempt exposed??
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6/23/2008 1:45:24 AM

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ReceiveDeath and jwdeesnuts MVP attempt exposed??

6/23/2008 1:46:02 AM

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6/23/2008 1:51:39 AM

One
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i def always use the trap door to piss. I bought some new boxers and they have buttons, but i took them off.

6/23/2008 10:34:06 AM

AndyMac
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"jeans with no zippers suck too...only buttons"


I don't mind a button fly, but I'm used to buttoning the top button then zipping the zipper. With a button fly if you button the top one first it's almost impossible to button the rest of them.

6/23/2008 10:58:55 AM

Slave Famous
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I don't like buttons on my drawers

A good pair of boxers will contain your cock without the need for buttons

Only with the cheap boxers do you get the flopping out on a regular basis

Also those boxers tend to have seams in the worst places, like right in the middle of your butt cheeks

6/23/2008 11:03:25 AM

puppy
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this thread made me LOL

6/23/2008 11:12:11 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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^^i agree

on cheap ones i've noticed the cock popping outage problem

with expensive name brand ones..not so much

6/23/2008 11:14:31 AM

MovieGuru23
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im not trying to spend a lot on fucking boxers.

6/23/2008 11:24:54 AM

Vix
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""all girls are really horny bitches, she's just outgoing about it cuz shes on the internet""


Exactly.

Boxer briefs are hot too.

6/23/2008 11:26:31 AM

jackleg
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^^why not? shit yourself a lot?

i buy moderately priced boxers i guess, about 15 bucks, sometimes 3 for 30... and i dont have any slippage problems.

forgot how to ghost edit

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM. Reason : IM HUNG TOO, ASK ANY BITCH ON HERE]

6/23/2008 11:27:57 AM

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