One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
I don't get it 6/22/2008 11:44:39 PM
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Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
me either 6/22/2008 11:45:09 PM
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evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
me either 6/22/2008 11:45:20 PM
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ZomBCraw Suspended 6999 Posts user info edit post |
i dont need buttons my dick is nowhere near able to fall out of the slit
hangs too low 6/22/2008 11:45:47 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89893 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't get it either, until my button broke off of a pair of my boxers...
my junk was flopping / falling out of that hole all day
it was VERY annoying 6/22/2008 11:47:23 PM
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Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
no buttons = easy access  6/22/2008 11:47:56 PM
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One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
for ur bf ? 6/22/2008 11:48:39 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89893 Posts user info edit post |
I swear to God, Vix sounds like a goddamn rapist a lot of the time I think she just gets away with it on here because she's a girl 6/22/2008 11:49:01 PM
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jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
i think its just that natural "all girls are really horny bitches, she's just outgoing about it cuz shes on the internet" thing. 6/22/2008 11:59:40 PM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
It's so if you're walking around in them your wang doesn't fall out and scare the shit out of somebody.
[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : OH GOD A WANG! PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY!!!] 6/23/2008 12:00:56 AM
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cynosural All American 9870 Posts user info edit post |
i love the cotton boxers with no peep hole, sooo comfy. 6/23/2008 12:01:54 AM
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MovieGuru23 All American 1283 Posts user info edit post |
gotta have the buttons. seriously. 6/23/2008 12:06:22 AM
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zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "gotta have the buttons. seriously." |
6/23/2008 12:18:29 AM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
It's there so us white folk can open it up when we want to have sex with our boxers on. 6/23/2008 12:33:30 AM
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Colemania All American 1081 Posts user info edit post |
I read somewhere that 30% of guys use the 'hole' in boxers/briefs to piss. No fucking way. Im not trying to pop that thing out like a turtle head. If I have to pee, Im taking the whole snake out. 6/23/2008 12:34:41 AM
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Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't get it either, until my button broke off of a pair of my boxers...
my junk was flopping / falling out of that hole all day
it was VERY annoying
[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ^ thats weird, no one asked me.] 6/23/2008 12:35:17 AM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
wat 6/23/2008 12:35:36 AM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
I stopped wearing boxers a while ago. I was tired of my cock and balls either falling out of the trapdoor or flying around everywhere when I ran or even walked quickly. Now I wear boxer/briefs. 6/23/2008 12:36:30 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89893 Posts user info edit post |
conversely, I only wear boxers because I hate having my junk compressed against my body all day
I like the freedom!] 6/23/2008 12:38:18 AM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Ooh ooh, personal sharing time. I'm half and half, because of both reasons.
Also, taking a wizz through the trap door isn't a big deal. Pull junk out through the hole in the box. Use junk. Put your junk back into the box. It's a pretty simple operation and is the only way to go if you ever want to use a public urinal in your life. Or are you one of those kids who drops his pants at a urinal?  6/23/2008 12:39:37 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89893 Posts user info edit post |
I reach down, and lift up the leg of my boxers....then pull my junk out of the bottom when I pee
*giggles*] 6/23/2008 12:40:56 AM
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Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
i reach down, roll down my socks, untuck that shit then piss. 6/23/2008 12:41:59 AM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
But seriously, buttons on boxers = keeps the junk from falling out AND provides an easy way to gain access to said junk with one hand at a urinal. 6/23/2008 12:42:27 AM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
I still own some boxers, but I rarely wear them. I probably walk around 5 miles/day at work so it's just not particularly comfortable, and boxers just aren't an option if you're working out/running. I'm not going to go through two pairs of drawers in one day. 6/23/2008 12:43:38 AM
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slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
you don't need the button unless you're buying shitass boxers
quality-made ftw 6/23/2008 12:46:15 AM
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jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
boxer briefs. boxers hike up and get very uncomfortable after walking around. although i do where old ones as a last resort when everything else is dirty. 6/23/2008 12:46:55 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89893 Posts user info edit post |
I can't ever manage to keep my shit stains under control when I'm wearing briefs  6/23/2008 12:50:25 AM
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jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
buy them in dark colors 6/23/2008 12:56:44 AM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Fucking learn to wipe properly.
I never have skidmarks. 6/23/2008 12:59:18 AM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Try to balance out the diet, too. And get any allergies under control. These are the keys to success not smearing crap all over your butt. 6/23/2008 1:01:02 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89893 Posts user info edit post |
just kidding guys  6/23/2008 1:03:55 AM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
A likely story. 6/23/2008 1:07:38 AM
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jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
Everybody Poops 6/23/2008 1:16:08 AM
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MovieGuru23 All American 1283 Posts user info edit post |
wait, people actually undo the button and slip it out to pee? wtf, its so much easier to unzip the pants and pull down the boxers. 6/23/2008 1:17:25 AM
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jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
tomato tomahto 6/23/2008 1:18:56 AM
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slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
^^real mean take 'em down to da ground
you're not a real man unless all the guys can see your ass while you pee 6/23/2008 1:28:44 AM
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joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
jeans with no zippers suck too...only buttons 6/23/2008 1:30:29 AM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
And if they look that makes them a bunch of ass-starring faggots.
FYI, the worst bathrooms ever are the men's room at the RBC Center. I don't know whose idea it was to use reflective, black tiles for the wall behind the urinals, but you can't help but see a whole row of cocks every time you go to take a piss in there. 6/23/2008 1:31:00 AM
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jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
thats what im saying^. at least put some dividers up. 6/23/2008 1:32:48 AM
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Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
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One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
i def always use the trap door to piss. I bought some new boxers and they have buttons, but i took them off. 6/23/2008 10:34:06 AM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "jeans with no zippers suck too...only buttons" |
I don't mind a button fly, but I'm used to buttoning the top button then zipping the zipper. With a button fly if you button the top one first it's almost impossible to button the rest of them. 6/23/2008 10:58:55 AM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I don't like buttons on my drawers
A good pair of boxers will contain your cock without the need for buttons
Only with the cheap boxers do you get the flopping out on a regular basis
Also those boxers tend to have seams in the worst places, like right in the middle of your butt cheeks 6/23/2008 11:03:25 AM
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puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
this thread made me LOL 6/23/2008 11:12:11 AM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
^^i agree
on cheap ones i've noticed the cock popping outage problem
with expensive name brand ones..not so much 6/23/2008 11:14:31 AM
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MovieGuru23 All American 1283 Posts user info edit post |
im not trying to spend a lot on fucking boxers. 6/23/2008 11:24:54 AM
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Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""all girls are really horny bitches, she's just outgoing about it cuz shes on the internet"" |
Exactly.
Boxer briefs are hot too. 6/23/2008 11:26:31 AM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
^^why not? shit yourself a lot?
i buy moderately priced boxers i guess, about 15 bucks, sometimes 3 for 30... and i dont have any slippage problems.
forgot how to ghost edit
[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM. Reason : IM HUNG TOO, ASK ANY BITCH ON HERE] 6/23/2008 11:27:57 AM
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