These cover a week at a time instead of a day so I'll try to remember to post them on Mondays.....but I'll start today for this weeks'....General Daily Horoscope for everyoneVenus, the love planet, spends another week in careful Cancer, cutting the likelihood of risk taking, as safety takes priority over excitement. It's a time of vulnerability when even the mildest of comments can feel harsh. Being self-protective is understandable, but expressing fears while remaining open to hope is an excellent recipe for achieving intimacy.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Making an effort to listen to what others have to say can be critical to a relationship this weekend. A tendency to be absorbed with your own issues is possible, which can be a barrier to getting close to anyone. If you are really wrapped up in your own thoughts, it might be wise to spend some time alone.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)The Moon moseys into your mellow sign on Friday night and settles in for a sensual weekend. You could be self-indulgent now, more interested in pleasing yourself than connecting with others. Compromise will definitely be necessary if you want to turn a solo flight into a rewarding partnership.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)You have a chance to go back and fix relationship problems this weekend. Even if the person you're dealing with is stubborn, you may be clever enough to see your situation in a fresh light that will provide a creative solution. Just be patient instead of pushing for answers and intuition will guide you wisely.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)Friends and colleagues can be keys to your social success this weekend. Going out with a group or participating in some public project are ways that you get to know someone without the awkwardness of a first date. A connection that's friendly, rather than romantic, should be more comfortable now.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)Work should come before play as responsibilities on the job or at home can keep you busy this weekend. However, demonstrating your leadership skills can make you much more attractive in someone's eyes, which will help your social life. When you focus on the task at hand love may find you without seeking it.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)Nature can really make you happy this weekend. An outing in the country or just sitting outside does something for your heart that you can't get indoors. Connecting with someone under open skies makes everything that follows easier. Getting out of your head and into your body simplifies relationships now.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)After a fast-moving Friday night it's time to settle into a slow, sweet and sensual weekend. Leave yourself plenty of time to get comfortable instead of trying to cram in too much activity. A relaxed individual makes the perfect partner for sharing life's delights without the stress of trying hard to impress someone.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)The Moon entering your 7th house of relationship late on Friday night could set you up for a warm and wonderful weekend. Just don't push a stubborn individual who could be delightful when not rushed. There's no hurry now, Scorpie, since romance will flourish best when you move at a leisurely pace.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Keep your social life as simple as possible this weekend, Sagittarius. If you crowd your calendar, the stress you feel may ruin the mood. Working on a project or doing something physical with a partner can be a great way to connect. You'll discover that play and productivity can both happen at the same time.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)The Moon in sister earth sign Taurus on Saturday and Sunday brings comfort to make for a relaxing weekend. There's nothing to prove, Cappie, since love comes your way when you don't strive for it. Set your ambitions aside instead of trying so hard and you are bound to have the good time you deserve.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)Give your mind a rest from the heavy thinking and theorizing that you enjoy so much. Love doesn't come to you through cleverness, but it appears when you just let go and have a good time. Back away from complex conversations that are more likely to tie you in knots than lead to romance.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)Making yourself happy as your first priority is the best step you can take toward romance this weekend. Trying to impress someone else is not going to create the same magic as being content on your own. When you don't need another person now you are most likely to become irresistible.
6/26/2008 9:32:11 AM
6/26/2008 9:58:33 AM
6/26/2008 9:59:51 AM
i just busted out laughingand i haven't even gotten to mine yet
6/26/2008 10:01:19 AM
6/26/2008 10:02:02 AM
Mine blows (Leo). Work before play? fuck that
6/26/2008 10:02:42 AM
why not just link the website?http://www.tarot.com/astrology/weekly-love-horoscopes/gemini-horoscope/?weekof=20080623
6/26/2008 10:03:32 AM
6/26/2008 10:04:06 AM
STOP...take it down...if you link it then i won't have a reason to post....you fuckers take all the fun out of everything[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 10:06 AM. Reason : besides....why link a website that's probably blocked for people when i can just post it here]
6/26/2008 10:04:37 AM
i'll stay.. less popups and flashy crap this way... <3 proof
6/26/2008 10:18:14 AM
6/26/2008 10:20:02 AM
ahahaha how true (aquarius)
6/26/2008 10:32:08 AM
6/26/2008 10:32:54 AM
Bump
6/27/2008 8:13:06 AM
you only get one of these a week
6/27/2008 8:13:36 AM
Callin' out aquarius, I see.
6/27/2008 8:14:32 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOi need more love advice than that otherwise i start callin women whores and such
6/27/2008 8:14:50 AM
let me see what else i can find for you
6/27/2008 8:16:24 AM
don't call broads whores.
6/27/2008 8:20:12 AM
General Weekly Horoscope for everyonePassionate Mars enters prim and proper Virgo this week, which normally has a tendency to cool down romance. However, loving Venus provides a robust counterpoint with a taste for excess and an interest in unconventional experiences. Trying something new seems about right, but approach it with safety and security in mind.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)The Moon in your 5th house of romance on Friday and Saturday should put you in a playful, outgoing and adventurous mood. But Mars, your ruling planet, has entered careful Virgo, which requires a bit of self-control if you want to keep a game from going too far and turning into a messy experience.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)Mars, a very passionate planet, enters your 5th house of romance this week, which can be great for your personal life. Just don't be casual about how you look and what you do. Make a plan and do your best to gently control events and you will increase your chances of finding the pleasure that you seek.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)Restlessness can make it difficult to settle down this weekend. Instead of locking yourself into a tight schedule, leave room for a sudden change of plans. Surprises can be pleasant, especially when you find yourself talking to an attractive individual or have a breakthrough conversation with your current partner.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)Spending money on a little self-indulgence this weekend can do wonders for your self-esteem. Paying more than usual for clothes or a special event is not a waste of resources. When it puts a big smile on your face and boosts your confidence, that will get you attention and make you more desirable.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)The Moon in your sign this weekend heats up your emotions and is likely to trigger some drama in your personal life. The good news is that it can be the thrill of romance that gets your heart pounding now. Whatever you feel will be bigger than usual, so tone it down if it's taking you in the wrong direction.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)Assertive Mars enters your sign this week, which will give you more passion and pushiness. It's time to take initiative in your relationship life, whether it's bringing about change with a current partner or seeking a new one. Just remember to temper strength with kindness to produce the best results.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)Partying with a group of people should be fun this weekend. You might, though, be feeling shy or find yourself attracted to a quiet individual. When the time is right, seek out a private place where you two can talk freely. Fireworks may come slowly since an air of caution may keep your emotions in check.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)You may look like a leader this weekend, whether you want to be one or not. It may be a good idea to do your best to enjoy the spotlight, where you will get plenty of attention. Just be careful about spending so much time in public that you don't have any left to connect with someone special in private.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Going too far can be awfully tempting this week. Letting your emotions get the best of you can make life interesting, but do you really need the drama? Your judgment of people can be a little off, imagining more than there is, believing someone else's less than credible story or allowing yourself to give too much.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)The Moon in your 8th house of intimacy can push your emotional buttons this weekend so you're not likely to be as calm and self-controlled as usual. But it's fine to allow feelings to bring you beyond your normal boundaries if that's what it takes to set aside practical concerns and allow romance to blossom.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)The Moon in your 7th house of partnership should stimulate your personal life this weekend. You want someone who is generous, not an egotistic individual more interested in impressing you than hearing what you have to say. Your heart may be talking, but let your head decide whether to get closer or not.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)You may have to put in extra effort for everything you get this weekend. The upside, though, is that you can deepen a personal relationship while working on a project with someone. Turning a task into a social experience comes with a playful attitude. Pleasure and efficiency can go together now.
6/30/2008 8:41:05 AM
6/30/2008 8:43:18 AM
6/30/2008 8:44:07 AM
i'm just going to stay away from men this week all together...no talking to them...no hanging out with them...i don't need any bullshit[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 8:46 AM. Reason : and i'm not doing shit for anybody...so don't ask!]
6/30/2008 8:45:58 AM
awwww <3
6/30/2008 8:54:18 AM
General Weekly Horoscope for everyoneVenus, the planet of love, enters dramatic Leo on Saturday, intensifying the need for a romantic connection. Powerful emotions are likely to boil over this weekend, revealing hidden desires and fears. This can rock ongoing relationships, yet could encourage shy individuals to take more risks in the pursuit of a new one.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Venus, the love planet, enters your 5th house of romance this weekend, to fan the flames of desire. You won't be willing to compromise for less than someone's full attention. It's possible that you'll push hard, but if a person isn't confident enough to deal with your intensity, you may be happier alone.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)Emotions are likely to come to a head this weekend. If you're dissatisfied with your partner, he or she will hear about it. If you're single and don't want to be, you probably won't be shy about expressing your desires. Finding something (someone) you can sink your teeth into is a necessary antidote to boredom.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)You like to keep your options open, Gemini, no matter how committed you are to someone. It's not that you're going to cheat, it's just that flirting makes such a delightful distraction. But don't arouse the anger of a jealous person this weekend. You may be playing, but he or she most certainly is not.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)The Moon moseys into your 5th house of romance this weekend, which should certainly warm up your social life. Being a little more extravagant and expressive is perfectly fine now. Indulging yourself a little bit will boost your confidence and is sure to make you that much more attractive to others.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)You are getting ready to rock, Leo, as magnetic Venus enters your sign on Saturday, priming the pump for romance. You may be tempted to dig up some old issues, but avoid wasting your time going over the past when the present is so full of promise. Don't make things complicated now; just have fun.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)Yes, your sharp eyes and even sharper mind can make tiny flaws look enormous this weekend. So it's tempting to puncture other people's balloons, especially the pretentious ones. Spending your time going into deeper conversation that reveals more of you is difficult, but will be much more rewarding.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)Surrounding yourself with joyous people is a key to your own happiness this weekend. Unless you have someone in trouble who needs your support, get with friends who know how to have a good time. Being with a group, even if it's not your romantic ideal, could lead you to something more intimate.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)The Moon in your sign this weekend tends to intensify your already strong emotions. Your reactions, whether positive or negative, can be extreme. Take what you're feeling and cut it in half to have a more realistic sense of what it means. You don't need to go over the top to have a peak experience.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)It's understandable if you have very mixed feelings this weekend. At one moment you can be your usual outgoing self and the next want to go away somewhere and hide. Both are honest expressions of yourself, so don't be embarrassed if that happens. Play hard, but leave yourself a handy escape route.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)Generosity is the key to relationship success this weekend. Give as much as you can to someone you care for without asking for anything in return. As long as it's your choice, there's no exploitation here. Making your partner feel like a king or queen now will only get you more love and adulation later.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)Venus, the planet of romance, enters your 7th house of partnership on Saturday. This increases your desire for passion and reduces your tolerance for routine in a relationship. The stakes in the game of love are going up and though you might be reluctant to go all-in this weekend, you could be ready very soon.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)If you're the one who is doing all the giving this weekend, it might be wise to turn down the generosity a bit. It's fine to be kind, Pisces, but if what you are offering is not being reciprocated, it's not healthy for you in the long run. Seek a fair return on your emotional investment right now.
7/7/2008 8:50:16 AM
this one is pretty amusing to me since my party friends never understand what's going on when i just want to be alone and away from all the craziness....i'm a very social being but sometimes i need some alone time to center myself...it doesn't mean i'm depressed just because i don't want to drink and party and raise hell all the time
7/7/2008 8:56:33 AM
General Weekly Horoscope for everyoneRomance can be rocky this weekend as mood swings between the needs for freedom and commitment produce complications. Taking yourself and others less seriously, though, will reduce stress and turn potential frustration into invitations to adventure. Consistency is nice, but don't count on it now.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Impatience can get you in trouble early in the week, perhaps producing clashes that undermine romance. It's going to take a lower key approach to stay in a comfort zone that is more conducive to pleasure than to pain. It's a wise approach this weekend, even if it makes life less exciting.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)The Moon in your sign brings your moods to the surface this weekend. You're liable to be more impulsive than usual. Jumping into a romance or out of a relationship is likely to cross your mind. Still, you should be cautious about making a snap decision that can have a lasting impact on your life.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)You may be happier staying in the shadows this weekend than being in the spotlight. A secret getaway for an intimate encounter or some private time to untangle a messy relationship makes sense. You don't have to push yourself to party when quiet time will be much more rewarding.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)Count on a caring friend or helpful colleague to enrich your social life this weekend. When you're part of a group it's easier to connect without the pressure of a date. Romance is still a possibility, but just relaxing and having a good time could be much more comfortable for you for the time being.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)You could be so busy taking care of other people or meeting public responsibilities that your personal life might not be all you'd like it to be this weekend. But, if you have the chance to connect on a one-to-one level, do your best to avoid coming on too strong or someone will think you're bossy.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)Ambitious plans could wind up being more trouble than they're worth this weekend. If you end up having to manage too many details, it's going to be hard to relax and have a good time. Unless you're into being a tour guide or social director, keep it simple to save some playtime for yourself.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)A friend in a frenzied state of mind can take up a lot of your time and energy this weekend. Avoid going on a wild goose chase with anyone unless you're happy to run around like crazy without concern for yourself. In any case, an unsettled atmosphere is likely to lead to rapid changes of mood.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)The Moon in your 7th house of relationship can make you especially desirable this weekend. You just want to avoid a possessive individual who's more interested in holding you down than turning you on. You're best off with a sensual partner for the kind of romantic play that you're ready for now.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Work and other practical responsibilities can become detours from romance this weekend. Ideally, you can find someone with whom you can work and play at the same time. There's nothing like heating up with some physical activity to make you and a partner relax for some adult fun.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)The Moon is in sensual Taurus making nice to your 5th house of romance this weekend. This is a strong signal that you are going to have a good time. The key is to avoid being needy or desperate because when you can entertain yourself you'll be even more attractive to others.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)You are definitely up for something or someone new and different this weekend. Settling down or sticking with the usual activities is not going to cut it. Exploring different kinds of experiences may not always work, but it's going to improve your chances of getting the satisfaction you seek.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)Don't turn down the opportunity to do something that sounds boring this weekend. You may well be surprised to find excitement where you least expect to find it. Surprises will probably be coming your way, including some that could disappoint, but others that make disappointment quickly fade away.
7/14/2008 8:53:30 AM
General Weekly Horoscope for everyoneThe Sun's shift into the mid-summer sign Leo (mid-winter south of the equator) on July 22 brings out the child in all of us. A more heartfelt approach to relationships may lack sophistication, increasing the likelihood of awkward moments, but it is a powerful step toward making romance come alive. Yes, going too far can be embarrassing, yet it's more rewarding than playing it safe this week.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)The Sun's entry into your 5th House of Romance on Tuesday opens the door to love. The secret is to give as much as you can. When generosity motivates your actions the returns can be enormous. The fun comes from giving freely now even if you are unsure of what you have to offer or what you'll get back for it.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)The Moon in your sign this weekend can signal self-indulgence, delight, or both. There is something sexy about the satisfaction you get from fulfilling your desires. Yet narrowing the range of what pleases you too much could cut someone else out of the picture and it won't be nearly so much fun alone.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)After a relatively quiet Friday, the Moon enters your active sign on Saturday, making you even more curious than usual. Having different experiences may be necessary to catch your attention and maintain your interest. Look for someone new or something unknown to keep your juices flowing.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)A chatty person can charm you on Saturday, even if you realize that he or she may not be ideal material for a long-term relationship. It's fine, though, to let go of your concerns about security for the freedom to enjoy the moment. Keeping it light will keep you happy this weekend, which is really the point now.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)The Sun enters your sign on Tuesday, which should get your heart beating faster with anticipation. The message is to take risks to bring more joy to a current connection or step up your game to make a new one. Showing more confidence this weekend helps as long as you don't come on too strong.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)It's possible that you're not going to believe what someone tells you this weekend. He or she could be exaggerating, but don't let that take the heat out of a potential romance. Allow some room for poetic license instead of getting caught up on a minor misstatement that isn't meant to deceive or harm.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)Hitting the road on Saturday can be a great way to spice up your personal life. If you can't get out of town, check out a foreign film or restaurant where you get the taste of a distant place. Someone from a different ethnic or religious background can also be a key to bringing you the kind of stimulation you need.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)The Moon is in your 7th House of Partnership on Friday, which can make it easier to attract someone new or enjoy the person you're already with. Yet it's important to escape the rut of doing the same old things, whether you're alone or with a partner. Making things spicy rather than safe is desirable now.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Saturday's your time to let loose as the Moon in jaunty Gemini warms up your 7th House of Partnership. New games and forms of romance with a current mate or the fun of flirting with someone different will make your heart do its happy dance. Keep it light, bright and fun to catch this delightful wave.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)Set aside Friday for some slow, sweet and sensual activity. The Moon is in earthy Taurus and your 5th House of Romance where the potential for pleasure is great. Naturally, you want someone to share it with, but if you're alone, do all you can to please yourself and the evening will still be satisfying.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)After a slow evening on Friday, it's time to rock out on Saturday. The Moon's lighting up your house of romance, making it easy to find a good time wherever you are. The key to success is taking yourself lightly. It's not your coolness that makes you attractive, it's how easy you make it for others to know you.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)A down-to-earth conversation on Friday can help you be clearer about where you stand with someone. Be straightforward in expressing yourself instead of beating around the bush. A solid foundation for any relationship starts with knowing what you want, whether or not this is the person who can give it to you.
7/21/2008 8:23:14 AM
do you really take horoscopes serious?
7/21/2008 8:25:11 AM
do you find it necessary to troll this early in the day?
7/21/2008 8:26:57 AM
but of coursei am only teasing her. i believe in astrology a little bit. [Edited on July 21, 2008 at 8:29 AM. Reason : afd]
7/21/2008 8:28:37 AM
lewoods horoscopeYour life will suck, your boyfriend is out of state, Nationwide doesn't want to pay you shit for your bike, and your adviser won't listen to you.
7/21/2008 8:29:17 AM
7/21/2008 9:15:09 AM
hmmm, this thread was very interesting.
7/21/2008 9:37:47 AM
General Weekly Horoscope for everyoneThe weekend kicks off with a New Moon Solar Eclipse in Leo that is bound to dramatize relationships. Whether it's blowing up a current one or making hearts explode with excitement for a new person, it's not going too far to say that we'll be going to extremes. Yet no matter how intense you feel, recognize that the show is definitely much bigger than reality now.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)A New Moon Solar Eclipse in your house of romance on Friday makes you a leading candidate in the race for love. The fire you're feeling is real, but what it means in the long run is yet to be determined. Blissful moments are definitely possible, yet they are not signals to settle down and make a lasting commitment.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)Having a party at your place can be the perfect social move this weekend. Whether it's for one or a hundred, you can really shine when you are on your home territory. But whatever you do, generosity is the key to romance now, so don't measure the return for your actions; just open up and give it your all.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)Your tendency to shoot from the hip is bound to get you attention this weekend. There's something about the way you communicate that can make someone warm up to you. Yes, you could go too far and make unrealistic statements or promises no one can keep, but if you remain playful, you can get away with it.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)Spending money more freely can sometimes be foolish, but a little extravagance should do you wonders this weekend. As long as you don't go into debt, it's fine to stretch your financial boundaries. Making yourself feel more important is a key to gaining the love and attention you want from others.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)The New Moon on Friday is a Solar Eclipse in your sign, which can have a major impact on your future. Right now, though, you may feel a loss of status or enthusiasm. You may need to let go of something important to make way for something better. Be brave and release the beliefs that could hold you back.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)There are two very different positions you can take this weekend. One is to scornfully see people as self-indulgent show-offs who lack substance. The other is to toss off any sense of restraint and break the rules of behavior you hold so dear. Life's easier if you're less judgmental, whichever direction you take.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)You might have more fun being part of a group than spending your time with just one person this weekend. But if you're seeking romance, warming up in a crowd could be just what you need. A person who seems overly confident can grab your attention, just don't buy into everything he or she might tell you.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Don't be grumpy or overly critical if someone around you is acting cocky. It's easy to punch holes in his or her performance, but putting this person down will not bring you up nor get you romance. Enjoy a little fantasy now rather than trying to get to the bottom of things since superficial fun can even satisfy you now.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)The New Moon on Friday lights up your 9th house of faraway places, giving you an urge for travel. Yet even if you can't leave town, seeking out the company of exotic individuals might fulfill your hunger for adventure. Avoid serious people since this isn't the ideal time to make a commitment, although it's perfect for just letting go and having fun.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)Your current partner or a potential new one may seem excessively self-important this weekend. You may have difficulty taking him or her seriously, yet try to be understanding. If you can indulge this individual their flights of fantasy, you may well be rewarded with romantic delight that's worth the price.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)Yum yum, Aquarius. The New Moon on Friday is lighting up your 7th house of partnership, which is bound to make things lively. There's no playing it cool when someone is being dramatic. So drop your thinking and fall into feelings where the real action is. It might not be logical, yet it can be oh so exciting.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)Finding pleasure in work, a hobby or being helpful to others is more than its own reward this weekend. Your heart can open while you are being productive, making you that much closer to the romance you desire. The line between love and service can disappear when you bond with someone on your team.
7/28/2008 8:34:27 AM
7/28/2008 8:46:35 AM
7/28/2008 1:48:34 PM
mine (the Taurus one) is fucking stupidhow the hell am I supposed to have a party when I don't have my own place
7/28/2008 1:49:44 PM
General Weekly Horoscope for everyoneThis complicated week is marked by the contrast between restlessness and perfectionism. This challenging combination can put relationships on edge as we vacillate between these conflicting desires. If you are feeling edgy or overly critical, it's a signal to back up, take a deep breath and cool off. Pleasure and love are possible, but emotional control is necessary first.Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Your impulsive actions and words can provoke strong responses that can rattle relationships this week. You may think that you're being playful, yet others may not see it that way. Be gentle if you want to maintain harmony and be conscious of your behavior if you are trying to stir up some harmless excitement.Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)Loving Venus enters your 5th House of Romance this week, opening the door to more pleasure in your personal life. It can be difficult, though, to ignore a pushy friend whose pressure pushes you off your game. Don't fight back, but get away from those who hamper your pursuit of a loving partner.Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)All it takes is the tiniest comment to set someone off this week. You are dealing with a powder keg of emotions that can explode at any time. Romance will flourish when you turn your energy down a notch. Repair the relationships you already have before pushing ahead for something or someone new.Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)You should be able to find your romantic comfort zone on a weekend that will be too emotional for most people to handle. The Moon in your 5th House of Love sets the kind of passionate mood that suits you so well. Be sexy, sultry and subtle and you are very likely to get the kind of attention that your heart desires.Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)Your tiniest flaws can feel gigantic when Venus enters critical Virgo this week. The point, though, is not to make you feel wrong, but to show where you can make some improvements. Even a small step in a positive direction can have a major impact in upping your self-confidence and enhancing relationships.Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)t's time for more romance in your life when attractive Venus enters your sign this week. You should be willing to take more personal risks than usual and become the aggressor in relationships. You are tempted to break rules and stop playing it safe, which is certainly going to make your personal life more exciting.Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)You may have to spend more time putting out fires in your personal life than creating new romantic opportunities this week. Tying up loose ends from past relationships and cleaning up issues that keep love away is hard work but well worth the effort. Facing the old music allows you to create new love songs.Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)The Moon in your sign this weekend intensifies your already powerful emotions. The heat starts rising on Wednesday when passionate Mars explodes with impulsive actions. This can shake up a current relationship or suddenly open you up to a new one. Caution is advised to keep from going too far too fast.Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Your easygoing nature and tendency to speak freely could be a disadvantage this weekend. Edgy individuals may not have a sense of humor and will take what you say too seriously. A more low-key social life might not be your idea of a perfect time, but could be a key to creating the intimacy you desire.Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)You may be annoyed with someone in a group this week, but what starts out as bothersome could turn sweet. Strong feelings, even negative ones, that stir you emotionally could open your heart in surprising ways. Don't slam the door in the face of passion, even if it's not the kind that you think you want.Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)It can be frustrating to deal with the secrecy and the mistrust of others this weekend. You believe in a more open approach to relationships and don't enjoy hiding and playing emotional games. Yet if a person you care about is especially complicated now, show some patience even if you can't be completely sympathetic.Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)This wild week can end up with emotional fireworks this weekend. As much as you try to be a peaceful person, you may reach your limit with someone. Whether you're pushing for an emotional commitment or tired of his or her behavior, expressing yourself with self-control helps you make your point.
8/4/2008 8:45:56 AM
8/4/2008 8:50:16 AM
yeah thats inaccurate imo...i dont date edgy broads...the low key thing is actually what i consider a perfect time...i do speak freely though
8/4/2008 8:50:25 AM
8/4/2008 9:10:40 AM
^^well i know i'm not going to be getting intimate with anybody this week anyway...so the whole thing is irrelevant to me...but that doesn't mean it doesn't provide a little insight for those that will...
8/4/2008 9:33:56 AM
8/4/2008 9:37:16 AM
sweet...i'll check it out for you
8/4/2008 9:38:24 AM
Great. Time to break some rules for a more exciting personal life..
8/4/2008 10:19:38 AM
what sign are you?^[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 10:21 AM. Reason : zodiac]
8/4/2008 10:21:08 AM
add me to that PM list, I'm a virgo toohigh five.
8/4/2008 10:26:36 AM
manthe gemini one is weird
8/4/2008 10:28:23 AM
hahaha...they'll just be showing up at your door!
8/4/2008 10:29:38 AM