Pretty self explainatory. Here are a couple in my area to get us started.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=366769092

Female
51 years old
MC LEANSVILLE, North Carolina

About me:
I am a simple, honest Lady who has learned though a difficult past to enjoy every moment of life. I have four grown kids and six grandchildren, so I am totally into family. ..




http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=109211723

Female
59 years old
GREENSBORO, North Carolina

About me:
I am a transplant from Virginia.Grew up there and raised my children there,and enjoy my grand children there. I am in the next chapter in my life. I'm single with a pet a dog ,named Blondie , 3 pounds wet . We enjoy shopping, and walks. I like going to the movies, any tear jerker or girly flick. I like football, even if I don't understand it all. I have a passion for cooking and baking. I like crwaling in bed watching whatever only to find crumbs in the bed the next morning.




http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13787883

Female
41 years old
SUMMERFIELD, NORTH CAROLINA


I am single!!!!I have two beautiful girls whom I am so deeply in love with that always have amazed me with there wit and wisdom and grace...Amber and Koco. The best dogs in the world..the ever powerful Boscoe(JRT), the always classic Trixie the whoe(poodle), Cats are as follows..Oscar, Nellie, I am so lucky to have the best parents in the world...Edd and Shirley. My Grandmonther Ozelle who is 94, and still kicking and screaming. Then there is Lilly, Isabelle, Jan and Jon whom I adore. My wonderful nephews Luke and Josh.And Josh's wife Leigh. My sister Lisa, whom passed away a few years back...have yet to recover. My sister Caron and her beautiful, creative, smart, and wise children Jasmine, Desire' Asa and Rose and her new grandbaby Johnny.and lots of cousins. That pretty much the long and short of it. I don't eat mashed potatoes cause I don't like the way they feel in my mouth (to much information?). I love animals..all animals. 2 legged or 4

6/26/2008 5:43:36 PM

shorty rockin the 30/30 rifle

6/26/2008 5:44:56 PM

I'm totally cougar hunting, dude

6/26/2008 5:45:56 PM

old cougaa?

6/26/2008 5:46:37 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=116859802

(by the way, she says that the guy in the picture is "just a friend")

Female
44 years old
NORTH CAROLINA

Right now, I'm looking for friends, both male and female, (but I'm more partial to males than females...lol)but I'm open to being friends with either one. I love a good sense of humor, so if that describes you, we should get along just fine. I love to joke, and laugh and cut up. If this sounds like you, then shoot me a line (er...e-mail) and we'll pick it up from there. While you're at it, how about jumping on over to Face the Jury and giving me a rating and answering my poll question (if I have one at the time). Thanks bunches.

6/26/2008 5:48:20 PM

check out this sweet photoshop work she did on the picture

6/26/2008 5:49:56 PM

that dude in the last pic seems like he'd be cool as shit to get drunk with

6/26/2008 5:49:56 PM

What's wrong with people in their 40's being on myspace? I work with a lady who in in her 40's and she is on my friends list. Myspace is no different than e-mail really. You use it to contact people online.

6/26/2008 5:51:03 PM

wow. I wonder if I will be on myspace past forty.

6/26/2008 5:52:36 PM

^^did i say there was something wrong with it?

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 5:52 PM. Reason : d]

6/26/2008 5:52:38 PM

no, its for high school kids

its ok for college people and if you're under 30

but if you're a fucking grandmother

its not cool

not cool at all

6/26/2008 5:52:46 PM

they're all pedophiles

6/26/2008 5:52:49 PM

I know how creeped out I would be if I came across my mom or dad on MySpace

6/26/2008 5:53:36 PM

I would freak out

I'd be all like

6/26/2008 5:54:08 PM

I'd lol if my parents were on myspace

6/26/2008 5:54:23 PM

^^^^^That's not true. In todays world everything is going electronic. Grandparents don't write letters anymore.

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 5:55 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2008 5:55:21 PM

that first one reminds me if mitch hedberg

6/26/2008 5:58:14 PM

kinda reminds me of uder

6/26/2008 5:59:29 PM

^^LMAO! "People ask me what was it like when you used to trip on acid. I say sometimes I would see beams of light. Every now and then I would hear funny noises. They sounded like car horns."



[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 6:00 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2008 5:59:51 PM

My mom is on MySpace and Facebook...

6/26/2008 6:04:51 PM

Quote :

"That's not true. In todays world everything is going electronic. Grandparents don't write letters anymore."

BS dude. my parents don't even own cell phones and they are still on dial-up.

6/26/2008 6:05:11 PM

^^Well then she must be pretty cool. Is she on your friends list?

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 6:06 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2008 6:05:39 PM

yeah, lol

6/26/2008 6:06:50 PM

if my mom got a facebook and myspace account, i would see to it that she did not have it long

6/26/2008 6:07:46 PM

^I don't have to worry because my mom doesn't even have an e-mail and probably doesn't know how to use one either.

6/26/2008 6:14:07 PM

ok, so my dad is pretty old. im 26 and he's 70. been married twice, so i have 4 half-sisters from his first marriage, essentially old enough to be my parents. but anyway, they're on myspace, and i think one of them who is somewhat tech-savvy got him into myspace. he would blog about his trips and shit before on some no-name shit, which i guess no one ever read.

then like a week ago, i get a friend request from him. it kinda freaked me out a bit.

am i a bastard for ignoring my dad's request? i honestly dont want him to see my foul language, nor try to weasel his way into my friends. i think it's just because he and my mom want to see the pictures i take, which i post on facebook and myspace. i blame whichever of my relatives that told him to get a myspace account.

goddammit

6/26/2008 6:15:42 PM

I have to admit, I was getting on here to mock the women I found, but I was surprised:







Not bad for backwoods Alabama.

6/26/2008 6:15:54 PM

Quote :

"yeah, lol"

So is her number 2 your brother or something? Your whole family must be on there? Her backgroud kicks ass.

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/26/2008 6:17:53 PM

^^ yeah, there are definitely some cougars

6/26/2008 6:21:29 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=338692673

Male
45 years old
GREENSBORO, North Carolina

Hey, I'm a single fellow livin' in Greenburg, NC. Kinda new to this here interstate, but I'll give it a shot. I say Hello. Me, I like getting together w/friends crankin' up the Victrola, and having a hoot. Go to see a rock band of my likin' as often as possible. Sometimes musically & technically inclined/deprived. Tryin' to learn fiddle & Theremin. Not sure how to rosin a theremin.

6/26/2008 6:25:34 PM

^^^yeah, me, my brother, then my sister. i have no idea why she's on there...

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 6:34 PM. Reason : my mom i mean]

6/26/2008 6:28:38 PM

^My sisters both joined facebook. I wish they would join myspace. My one sister kept saying that she wasn't going to get involved with that stuff and then she told me she joined facebook since she had more friends on there. Everyone will have one or the other at some point.

6/26/2008 6:30:37 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=386464388

Male
46 years old
GREENSBORO, North Carolina

Where my picture is very conservative and people I work with would also tell you that, don't let that fool you. People, who really know me would tell you that I am outwardly conservative, but inwardly alternative, kind of a wild mix. I am very sensitive, caring, honest, and open minded and enjoy everything from a good romantic movie in front of a fire with someone I really care about to going out to a formal dinner. I am originally from PA, recently Richmond VA, and currently in Greensboro NC, but my family is scattered all over the country. Even though we are scattered by distance, we are all still very close. I don’t have any children but I do like kids. I am a true romantic at heart and I still believe in true love, just haven’t found it yet. I love the theater in all forms, especially plays, both performing and watching.

Check out this dude's 1 friend. I am hoping it is his daughter. If so, I need to send him a message and get him to hook me up



Female
21 years old
GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA

6/26/2008 6:33:24 PM

Quote :

"mitch hedberg"

dogs are always in the push up position

6/26/2008 6:34:57 PM

^Escalators can never break, they can only turn into stairs.

6/26/2008 6:36:26 PM

OH MY GOD!

I am just going to post the link to this chick's photo gallery, and I suggest you all take a look
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=273178735&albumId=0

Here's a sample:

Quote :

""IM LOOKIN 4 SUM FREAKS LIKE ME GUYS OR GURLS IMA BISEXUAL FREAKY SCORPIO IF U THINK U CAN HANDLE ME GET AT ME HOLLA AT UR GURL!" Female 40 years old GREENSBORO, North Carolina United States "

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 6:44 PM. Reason : d]

6/26/2008 6:42:47 PM

^^ I always enjoyed tennis, I got pretty good, but I could never beat that wall.

6/26/2008 6:44:42 PM

stay on topic please

6/26/2008 6:53:32 PM

^^^ We may have found amsterdam718 a woman.

6/26/2008 6:57:09 PM

haha, my mother-in-law just found me on myspace.

6/26/2008 7:22:30 PM

oh you're a king you say? well you won't believe what I have in store for you.

6/26/2008 7:48:49 PM

Quote :

"I love a good sense of humor, so if that describes you, we should get along just fine."

I HATE it when people say this... shos how shallow they are.

I might be Palestinian, you might be Israeli.
I might be Osama Bin Laden, you might be an American.
I might be George Bush, you might be Ahmedinejad.
I might be a sexual pervofreak, you might be a Victorian prude.

But as long as we both have a good sense of humour, we will get along just fine!!!

6/26/2008 7:53:44 PM

6/26/2008 8:12:31 PM

6/26/2008 8:13:54 PM

yeah that seriously deserves the rolley eyes

6/26/2008 8:14:13 PM

6/26/2008 8:15:28 PM

I can't tell if this dude is morbidly obese or fucking ripped.



Male
43 years old
GREENSBORO, North Carolina

6/26/2008 8:18:23 PM

To the thong girl above....wow.

HATER BLOCKERS ON!!!

6/26/2008 8:25:12 PM

i think i found my cougar

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=159829400

6/26/2008 8:25:53 PM

^^^ where the fuck is his neck?

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 8:26 PM. Reason : ^]

6/26/2008 8:26:12 PM