So my friends birthday is coming up soon and we want to throw her a suprise party. She has said before that she really wants to go to a male strip club for her birthday but we figured it would be better if we brought them to us! If interested please send pics of yourself (body shots included) as well as how much you are wanting to get paid. Of course tips will be given to the strippers on top of base pay.

7/8/2008 1:38:02 AM

this is prolly not the best place to be looking for strippers

7/8/2008 1:45:00 AM

evan will do it for you plus you wont have to worry about him getting a boner if it's for chicks

7/8/2008 2:04:06 AM

ha im not sure who even is but if he is sexy then thats all that matters. oh and btw anyone who is hired to do this will also get free beer/liquor for the night.

7/8/2008 2:59:41 PM

pm sent

7/8/2008 3:01:24 PM

pm sent

7/8/2008 3:14:20 PM

are these ladies single?

7/8/2008 3:36:27 PM

actually we all are

7/8/2008 3:41:01 PM

are these ladies good looking is the real question

7/8/2008 3:49:25 PM

you gotta start with the easy questions...

i would do it, more for fun. but it looks like you have quite a few applicants to sort through.

you forgot to set any criteria, such as dance skills or looks etc. good luck.

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2008 3:50:47 PM

PM totally sent

7/8/2008 3:55:40 PM

pm sent

7/8/2008 4:02:33 PM

I'll do it!

7/8/2008 4:04:33 PM

despite everyone saying they've sent pm's, i've only recieved one idk if they just arent going through or what.

but as for criteria we're looking for guys with nice bodies. if you're a fatty please dont waste your time. your face def has to be pleasing to the eye as well. you def dont have to be an amazing dancer, as long as you have fun and make sure we're having fun.

as for the girls coming, they are gorgeous. the girl's whose birthday it is looks like a model and has been in a commercial before. we really want this to work out so if you sent a pm and didnt get a responce from me its cause i didnt get it. so send these pm's again! and let me see these pics

7/8/2008 4:20:33 PM

do i need to be clean shaven or you want some lumberjack looking dudez

7/8/2008 4:24:30 PM

yeah i forgot bout that. def cannot be really hairy. a well maintianed happy trail is ok, but we arent down for hairy chests, backs, etc.

7/8/2008 4:29:04 PM

damn

you shave and ill be down

id love to throw my botox balls around in a hammock

7/8/2008 4:33:26 PM

i'm out,, i am more of a wolverine...

7/8/2008 4:33:44 PM

Chris hanson isnt gonna be there with lemonade and cookies is he?

7/8/2008 4:42:09 PM

ha we are all over 18 so def not.

7/8/2008 4:43:27 PM

chris shouldn't be a witness to a tww strip party...it may damage his eyesight

7/8/2008 4:45:26 PM

haha i totally thought imphoto was a dude...i guess its cause it looks similar to iphotou...i see her on the online list a lot

7/8/2008 4:50:10 PM

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"despite everyone saying they've sent pm's, i've only recieved one "

hahaha consider yourselves called out, faggots

7/8/2008 5:01:51 PM

ha no im def a girl. and still am in need of some strippers!

7/8/2008 5:02:06 PM

hey do you have any non whore friends that want a relationship with a pussy whipped kinda dude?


just throwing that out there

7/8/2008 5:05:30 PM

um. none of my friends are whores... ok ha actually i do take that back, one is a bit "promiscuous" ha but shes fucking gorgeous so she gets away with it... and what girl wouldnt want a guy thats pussy whipped?

7/8/2008 5:08:47 PM

this thread totally makes me lol

7/8/2008 5:15:33 PM

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"model and has been in a commercial before"

fuck.. this is what i have to contend with a fucking tv star. looking at me and saying fail. that will really bring my moral up

but for serious. as long as there is no touching involved. i might could do this

7/8/2008 5:17:55 PM

I'll do it if you do it


The only downside here is that pictures will hit the intArweb

7/8/2008 5:20:05 PM

pm about to be sent(for real)

7/8/2008 5:22:04 PM

pics dont have to be shit you dont want on the net. im just asking that i see your face, possibly a shirtless photo? if you dont wanna send that then just send a full body pic with your shirt on. im not trying to get naked photos.

7/8/2008 5:22:16 PM

this is me a few weeks ago


come over to my apartment anytime for a free preview, me and my room mate have 3 years experience erotic dancing. I am brazilian as well, i can do a special *samba for your ladies* once again
come over and i will give a FREE preview

7/8/2008 5:22:47 PM

i dont give a fuck about intarweb pics posted.

7/8/2008 5:23:02 PM

I was referring to the actual party pictures

7/8/2008 5:23:07 PM

oh haha. yeah well cant make promises bout what pics will be taken there. we'll all be drinking and we all love to take pics. but we can try not to take pics of specific ppl if requested?

7/8/2008 5:25:04 PM

okay so how many guys you need

7/8/2008 5:27:38 PM

eh lookin for prob like 2-4? not really sure. guess it depends on how many we can actually get. not too many ppl seem interested so idk....

7/8/2008 5:29:03 PM

try craigslist? or do you want ncsu students so the womens can try to get up with them afterwards?

7/8/2008 5:30:30 PM

at first, I thought this was an iphotou thread.

7/8/2008 5:30:54 PM

eh i was going to try to post on craigslist but i think im too lazy to cause you have to make an account to post shit like that. so i was just hoping to get some guys off of here. plus idk cl people kinda creep me out a bit. i mean seriously look through the personals. plus on here i know that for the most part the guys are around the age we are looking for.

7/8/2008 5:33:26 PM

seems like such a cop out...you talk about how craigslist people are creepy or your friends dont like meeting guys off the net but then you make this thread...


ok well i suppose i wont post here anymore since you obviously are not going to hook me up with a chick that wants a relationship...goodluck

7/8/2008 5:37:37 PM

pm sent

7/8/2008 5:38:55 PM

lead a girl on like you are gonna thrown dick at her and just cuddle with her naked. im sure she will change her mind

7/8/2008 5:41:24 PM

i promise you i will try that before 2009

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 5:42 PM. Reason : sounds like a good idea]

7/8/2008 5:42:01 PM

hmm... well maybe if you can think of a noncreepy way to convince my friends to meet someone on the net i will def try. but i dont even kow how to bring that shit up. plus i would have to know if you're hot or not...

7/8/2008 5:45:58 PM

well how bout we circumvent this whole "off the net" thing and turn it in to "i know this guy, he seems nice and honest"

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ^lol depends on if i've been lifting weights and running at lake johnson]

if it helps...had a gay dude tell me i have a nice ass...and a chick asked me why i was single the other day

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 5:48 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2008 5:47:39 PM

Quote :

"plus idk cl people kinda creep me out a bit."

you're new here.

7/8/2008 5:49:19 PM

oh im ure there are creepy ass guys on here too but idk cl is dif. but i think i might have to go on there anyways cause im not getting much luck on here

7/8/2008 5:52:30 PM

its all good...once you stop responding to everyone and just regularly bump the thread like twice a day you might get more pm's

7/8/2008 5:53:53 PM

i think i know what she is saying. on cl you never know what fuck is gonna reply. at least here you can kinda do research

7/8/2008 5:55:57 PM