There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

7/27/2008 10:54:15 PM

nuh-uh

7/27/2008 10:55:28 PM

holy shit, i watched Clerks tonight on DVD

CREEPY

7/27/2008 10:56:16 PM

haha i'm watching it RIGHT NOW.


so yes, creepy.

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : happy scrappy hero pup!]

7/27/2008 10:56:46 PM

Wow.

7/27/2008 10:57:01 PM

FUCK!
I should be, I located once again my 10th anniversary copy

7/27/2008 10:57:24 PM

dude, this is really weird. i haven't watched Clerks in like 4 years. was just flipping through my DVDs and threw it in.

then this thread


WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/27/2008 10:57:57 PM

Why don't you get a complex about it?

7/27/2008 10:58:35 PM

i watched Clerks II right after it too, just to see how fat Randal got.


i literally watched Clerks at least twice a week my freshman year in college. i still have the whole fucking movie memorized

7/27/2008 10:59:32 PM

^ I think it should be required viewing for incoming freshmen.

7/27/2008 11:05:34 PM

well, keep in mind that movie only came out 2 years before my freshman year.

yeah, that's right, i had that shit on VHS niggas

7/27/2008 11:07:12 PM

OMG what a clever ruse!

7/27/2008 11:08:09 PM

I used to have Jay and SIlent Bob Strike Back memorized

7/27/2008 11:08:21 PM

your cunning attempt to trick me

7/27/2008 11:09:16 PM

cunting attempt?

7/27/2008 11:09:50 PM

I saw this movie in the theatres and promoted it to all my friends in High School.

If you were in Durham circa 1995 and liked Clerks, it's probably because of me.

/pretentiousness...

7/27/2008 11:15:15 PM

I, sadly, did not see this movie until 2001. I saw my first View Askew film in 2000 when Dogma was released on home video.

My suitemates freshman year watched this religiously.

7/27/2008 11:16:26 PM

i wasn't a big fan of Dogma or Chasing Amy. mallrats was OK

7/27/2008 11:17:27 PM

I was attending DeMatha Catholic High School at the time of Dogma's release, so that movie was extra hilarious to me. Loved Clerks and Mallrats. Chasing Amy was a fantastic film and deserved every praise it received; I just didn't like it that much. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was funny in high school and Clerks II was decent.

7/27/2008 11:23:03 PM

Quote :

"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

w00t!

7/27/2008 11:24:49 PM

More quotes!


You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?

7/28/2008 12:20:02 PM

No Clerks fans, except for two people. Tough crowd.

7/28/2008 3:29:01 PM

Cute cat, what's it's name?

Annoying Customer

7/28/2008 3:30:31 PM

Dante: "I was just making a broad generalization"
Veronica: "You were just making a generalization about broads"

7/29/2008 10:30:39 AM

in a row?

7/29/2008 10:36:27 AM

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot...........HEY, HEY YOU, GET BACK HERE!

7/29/2008 10:39:18 AM

I ASSURE YOU WE'RE OPEN

7/29/2008 10:40:46 AM

What smells like shoe polish in here?

7/29/2008 10:41:21 AM

I saw clerks II the other day but ive never seen clerks I....

mallrats and dogma were good too

7/29/2008 12:23:39 PM

^ Hai!

Pretty sure all View Askew movies are FTW

7/29/2008 12:26:25 PM

um....jersey girl.

7/29/2008 12:28:57 PM

Quote :

"I think it should be required viewing for incoming freshmen."

But I agree.

7/29/2008 12:37:15 PM

Quote :

"I saw clerks II the other day but ive never seen clerks I.... mallrats and dogma were good too"

you'll enjoy Clerks II even better if you see Clerks 1. you'll get a lot more of the inside jokes.

7/29/2008 12:38:54 PM

actually, any dancing by anyone in either clerks...

amazing

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 12:49 PM. Reason : a]

7/29/2008 12:45:23 PM

you pretentious asshole

7/29/2008 12:58:01 PM

title does not dictate behavior

7/29/2008 1:00:18 PM

love kevin smiths movies, clerks holds a place in my heart from the video store days

and you better beleve i peed in my pants when i saw who the stars of "my name is earl" were!

also RYAN I KNOW YOU READ TWW WHERE IS MY FUCKING MALLRATS POSTER. that shit was expensive dude

7/29/2008 1:07:42 PM

I just watched this again!

9/15/2008 1:56:08 AM

good flick, i havent seen it in a while. someone post the death star quotes so i may enjoy them later at work

9/15/2008 4:10:26 AM

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