So I was meeting Joe Perry from Aerosmith to jam, except that he wouldn't shake my hand, saying i had social problems that prevented us from jamming. i find out later in the dream a guitar playing buddy of mine told him that to keep the jam all to himself. Next scene is in my house where I have a 5-some with my gf and 3 strangers, we all fall back on the bed enjoying ourselves, and i look up to see my cats slobbing my knob. i look to the right and see that group has broken off into their own 3 some (lesbo) and 2 more people are in the next room fucking (i know the math is wrong). my gf on the left of me is just sitting there doing nothing, next thing i know the cops are taking a dead black guy out of the room, blood is everywhere, we all high five each other while still fucking, with the level of blood growing with each high five given. someone comes in to tell us who killed teh back guy, and a strange arm made out of erector set parts with a sharp end slams into the guys head, killing him - i got the sense that he was considered a tattle tale, and thus the action justified. last scene is of two enormous coal miner looking dudes (identical) with strange metal things in place of their brains and the phrase "they have a fine head between them' walking past moore square downtown. then i woke up.

8/8/2008 12:30:29 PM

Quote :

"i look up to see my cats slobbing my knob."

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:37 PM. Reason : v---sorry]

8/8/2008 12:35:19 PM

don't laugh.
don't enable this.

8/8/2008 12:37:12 PM

I....I don't know what to say

8/8/2008 12:42:29 PM

damn you remembered all that? i usually forget my dreams right after

8/8/2008 12:47:43 PM

8/8/2008 12:50:15 PM

i woke up and immediately keyed this in because i too usually forget this kind of thing. thank goodness it was just a dream, cause cat tongues don't sound pleasant on my naughty bits

8/8/2008 12:53:11 PM

......hmmmmmmmm sounds like a fib my dear watson

8/8/2008 12:55:00 PM

what the fuck is this shit

8/8/2008 12:56:10 PM

lying about a dream
that makes sense

8/8/2008 12:56:21 PM

but you enjoyed the dead black guy?

8/8/2008 12:56:37 PM

pics or it didn't happen

8/8/2008 12:57:49 PM

Quote :

"but you enjoyed the dead black guy?"

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : ^x3 glad to see we agree]

8/8/2008 12:59:13 PM

in my dream i appeared to enjoy the bloody high fives

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : j]

8/8/2008 1:02:49 PM

.........symbolic of the blood on the hands of your fore-fathers passed onto you

8/8/2008 1:04:46 PM

my family wasn't here for the slavery days
we came afterwards

8/8/2008 1:29:07 PM

o well then it sounds like you've been fingering alot of chicks on their period..........dats just nasty

8/8/2008 1:35:52 PM

it was def a dead black guy's blood in the dream
it was everywhere

8/8/2008 1:36:39 PM

Clearly, from your dream, you hate black people.

8/8/2008 1:37:48 PM

i should call all my black friends and tell them about this recent turn of events.

8/8/2008 1:39:11 PM

It's only the next step in this blatantly obvious process.

8/8/2008 1:42:59 PM

^absolutely.

but why do you hate black people?

8/8/2008 1:49:24 PM

chicken

bone

earrings

8/8/2008 1:58:21 PM

fingering

bloody

chicks

8/8/2008 2:00:00 PM

l
o
l

8/8/2008 5:02:24 PM

Lay off the peyote

8/8/2008 5:44:12 PM

if i could find some peyote i'd love to try it
i haven't been by a native american reserve lately...

8/8/2008 6:00:45 PM

i had a messed up dream last night that i wanted to look up today...

but at this point the only thing i remember is my mom's office blowing up

8/10/2008 6:23:08 PM

dude

it cant touch mine

8/10/2008 6:23:39 PM

no...but your mom didn't get blown up in any of your's...


or is this a new dream?

[Edited on August 10, 2008 at 6:24 PM. Reason : dsf]

8/10/2008 6:24:11 PM

it's not monday yet!

8/10/2008 6:24:24 PM

tr00

8/10/2008 6:24:46 PM

haha i wish i had transcripts of some of our conversations where i described mine

it'd really bug this thread out

or perhaps ill talk about the vagina tube salmon eggs one

8/10/2008 6:25:34 PM

i have transcripts of all of them


EXCEPT that one

8/10/2008 6:26:17 PM

8/10/2008 6:26:53 PM

that dream is pretty fucking weird man, especially this part

Quote :

"and i look up to see my cats slobbing my knob"

8/10/2008 6:58:49 PM

Dude, cats have a sandpaper tongue.

8/10/2008 7:01:58 PM

8/10/2008 7:23:37 PM

I had a dream someone sent me a PM, because my inbox was green.

I woke up before I could check it.

8/10/2008 7:24:27 PM

Cats have a sandpaper-like tongue.

8/10/2008 7:24:51 PM

8/10/2008 7:32:41 PM

last night i was the star witness at the trial of a dude i went to college with...and was in my pledge class for my honors fraternity...

but it kept changing from him to my ex-bf...who was in the same pledge class


or maybe he killed my ex-bf or something...


i'm not really sure....i don't remember...

and my last roommate...who was also in that pledge class was involved somehow....

it was very strange

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 11:19 AM. Reason : asdf]

8/11/2008 11:18:59 AM

Quote :

"I....I don't know what to say"

8/11/2008 11:47:29 AM

i have the weirdest dreams after i initially wake up in the AM and try to go back to sleep until my alarm goes off...

first i start off at a college like setting, but much more informal. and i realize i don't have the correct book for the class we're taking. but the teacher tells us he's going to give us a quiz during the next class (this is on a thurs and the next is on a tues) so i wipe the sweat off of my brow and hope that i remember to study over the weekend.
then i dreamt that myself and some other random ppl (i'm pretty sure they were my classmates in the first portion) were floating down a lazy river of some sorts. and then all of a sudden we come to some ppl that are dead in the water -- we try to save them and then realize they're dead. get up on the side of the bank and talk to some person that shows us this HUGE whole in the ground that some sort of snake like thing came out of and bit those ppl.
THEN we jump to my parents house and there are lots of bugs in the bathrooms. like scorpions and shit. so we get rid of all of them and then my little sister says she isn't feeling too hot. so we call the dr.'s office. i am in the process of talking to the nurse about my sister's condition and then i hear a scratching in the bathtub and realize that some bugs are back...
and then my alarm went off.

8/21/2008 7:59:42 AM

i woke up this morning having a really weird dream too, not to unusual bc most of my dreams are pretty weird but this one had a tww'er in it

8/21/2008 8:15:15 AM