fish...each smells very different and I suppose I can see where they, as a whole, smell more like fish than, say, a Yankee candle...but fish has never immediately come to mind.


Then again my sense of smell seems to be particularly acute, probably making up for me being as deaf and blind as a WWII vet at a metal show. The whole "fish" idea is a turnoff though and I think it needs to be replaced...perhaps "Bradford pear" or "aged brie" is a little less off-putting?

8/25/2008 7:42:07 AM

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"as a whole"

8/25/2008 7:43:38 AM

I could introduce you to a skank or two that would change your mind

8/25/2008 7:43:58 AM

^^ you're my hero

8/25/2008 7:45:16 AM

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"I could introduce you to a skank or two that would change your mind"

8/25/2008 7:48:43 AM

"You, there! whore!"
"...me?"
"Yes you, are you indeed a whore?"
"excuse me? if you're implying that my sexual liber-"
"CAN I SMELL YOUR VAGINA???"

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 7:52 AM. Reason : i think i'll pass, but thanks EMCE and sschpenxellaenm]

8/25/2008 7:51:17 AM

alright then
but the offer is out there if you change your mind

8/25/2008 7:54:57 AM

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"you're my hero"

No, you're my hero.

Seriously though you did give me some excellent advice on whether or not to get an electric drum set. I did and it's worked out way better than expected.

8/25/2008 7:55:15 AM

whoa sweet. I didn't even remember that.


what did you end up going with?

8/25/2008 7:58:00 AM

different fish smell differently too...

like fresh tuna steak smells good imho where as king mackerel smells like shit no matter what...

8/25/2008 8:01:38 AM

well of course. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT TUNA IS SUSHI-GRADE. but everyone knows the "fishy" smell

similarly, while all animal meat tastes very different, some have that "gamy" taste that's virtually universal

but girl-flower scent seems to vary to a much larger degree from case to case

8/25/2008 8:07:14 AM

we actually had this discussion at my fantasy football draft on Saturday. a guy in my league dated a Carolina Panthers cheerleader for several months. of course, she was hot as shit, but he said she had the nastiest puss he had ever had. full on tuna factory going on.

it's called Vaginosis, and it can be treated.

8/25/2008 8:10:14 AM

first girl i ever went down on had that shit goin on.. it was fucking awful. damn near turned me off from ever doing it again

8/25/2008 8:13:34 AM

i have only been with 1 girl that had it. my whole room smelled for like 2 days. i didn't have the heart to tell her, so i just stopped talking to her.

8/25/2008 8:14:48 AM

shoot.... I'd just walk out of the room and shut the door... even if its my house i think she'd get the point put in a movie or something...

8/25/2008 8:16:25 AM

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"what did you end up going with?"

A Yamaha DTExpress, not the special that I wanted but it's a decent kit. One of the biggest benefits is that I can play as much and whenever I want + I don't feel self-conscious about getting things wrong or trying new stuff since no one can hear me.

[/hijack]

8/25/2008 8:19:09 AM

gross

8/25/2008 8:19:18 AM

yeah, but i really wanted to get laid

8/25/2008 8:19:18 AM

sometimes it makes you wonder how they can stand to smell that all the time, get that shit treated, yo


Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is the most common cause of vaginal infection (vaginitis). For grammatical reasons, some people prefer to call it vaginal bacteriosis. It is not generally considered to be a sexually transmitted infection[1] (see causes below). BV is caused by an imbalance of naturally occurring bacterial flora, and should not be confused with yeast infection (candidiasis), or infection with Trichomonas vaginalis (trichomoniasis) which are not caused by bacteria.

Symptoms and signs
The most common symptom of BV is an abnormal vaginal discharge (especially after sex) with an unpleasant fishy smell. While some women do not experience symptoms, many women experience intense itching, swelling and irritation (which is why it is often misdiagnosed by patients and even health care practitioners as a yeast infection). By contrast, a 'normal' discharge will be odorless and will vary in consistency and amount with the menstrual cycle - a normal discharge is at its clearest about 2 weeks before the period starts.

Women with BV may have an abnormal vaginal discharge with an unpleasant odor. Some women report a strong fish-like odor, especially after intercourse. Discharge, if present, is usually white or gray; it can be thin. Women with BV may also have burning during urination or itching around the outside of the vagina, or both. Some women with BV report no signs or symptoms at all.


There are a variety of causes for bacterial vaginosis. Thongs are notorious for causing bacterial vaginosis due to the cloth rubbing against the anus and vagina. Cases of bacterial vaginosis are more likely to occur in sexually active women between the ages of 15 and 44, especially after contact with a new partner. Condoms may provide some protection and there is no evidence that spermicide increases BV risk. Although BV can be associated with sexual activity, there is no clear evidence of sexual transmission.[7] It is possible for virgins to get infected with bacterial vaginosis. Rather, BV is a disordering of the chemical and biological balance of the normal flora. Recent research is exploring the link between sexual partner treatment and eradication of recurrent cases of BV. Pregnant women and women with sexually transmitted infections are especially at risk for getting this infection. Bacterial vaginosis may sometimes affect women after menopause. A 2005 study by researchers at Ghent University in Belgium showed that subclinical iron deficiency (anemia) was a strong predictor of bacterial vaginosis in pregnant women. A longitudinal study published in February 2006 in the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology showed a link between psychosocial stress and bacterial vaginosis independent of other risk factors.


conclusion: slutty thongs=stinky pussy

8/25/2008 8:21:00 AM

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING MAKING ME SICK SON.

8/25/2008 8:21:48 AM

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"sometimes it makes you wonder how they can stand to smell that all the time, get that shit treated, yo"

my guess is that they just kind of get used to it and think it's normal. kind of like dog owners don't notice that dog smell and smokers don't notice cigarette smoke.

8/25/2008 8:24:02 AM

or indians on the wolfline that smell like rotting corpses?

8/25/2008 8:25:59 AM

zactly

i had another friend who got with a chick that had it. after he toughed through it, she said "wow, it smells like sex in here". so some chicks think that is how it is supposed to smell.

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 8:27 AM. Reason : a]

8/25/2008 8:26:34 AM

Imagine that the reason people call it a fishy smell is because it caused bacteria... which is also responsible for the fishy smell of ... fish.... no way!!

8/25/2008 8:29:39 AM

wow, clint_taurus dropped some serious knowledge up in hea

8/25/2008 8:30:40 AM

^ I started it actually, give a nigga some credit

8/25/2008 8:31:30 AM

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"it's called Vaginosis, and it can be treated."

serial...some antibiotics and the shit is gone!

8/25/2008 8:32:58 AM

TM FUCKING I SON.

8/25/2008 8:36:41 AM

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"I started it actually, give a nigga some credit"

qft

djeternal voiced the lone yodel that loosed the avalanche of information regarding the origins of unpleasant whiskerbiscuit odor, and if one woman that absorbs said information is pleasured more often by her man because of it, he, clint_taurus and myself will have fulfilled our scouts' duties for Monday, August 25th, 2008.



[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 8:45 AM. Reason : vagina scouts. vagouts. ]

8/25/2008 8:42:04 AM

8/25/2008 8:42:54 AM

ok that made me laff

8/25/2008 8:44:04 AM

i just think the fact that djeternal had some pussy that smelled so bad, that he did research on it is fucking hilarious

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 8:44 AM. Reason : blah]

8/25/2008 8:44:25 AM

or maybe it's because i got my degree in Microbiology and studied about such diseases in my Medical Microbiology class.

8/25/2008 8:46:08 AM

but now the issue comes full-circle:

has your degree in microbiology ever directly gotten you laid?

8/25/2008 8:47:13 AM

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!

burn

8/25/2008 8:47:26 AM

rubbin' stank all ova yo dick

8/25/2008 8:47:47 AM

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"but now the issue comes full-circle: has your degree in microbiology ever directly gotten you laid?"

it actually hasn't gotten me anything except a wealth of knowledge regarding diseases that i will probably only use on TWW.

8/25/2008 8:49:02 AM

AGAIN WITH THE FILTHY SHIT.

8/25/2008 8:49:10 AM

in that case, we're looking for a barback at my bar. inquire within.

8/25/2008 8:51:00 AM

stanky puss juice runnin' down yo bawls

8/25/2008 8:51:44 AM

don't get me wrong, i have a good job, it just has nothing to do with my degree.

and i can get laid on unemployment, son.

8/25/2008 8:51:49 AM

^ so can everyone else... they call that makin welfare babies...

8/25/2008 8:53:05 AM

i could get laid with a parks and rec degree. maybe that is a better analogy.

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 8:53 AM. Reason : a]

8/25/2008 8:53:44 AM

I had a friend in turf/grass management that pulled more tail than a 2-year-old in a pen full of kittens

8/25/2008 8:55:53 AM

YOU DON'T WANT ME FOR MY MIND
YOU ONLY WANT ME FOR MY BODY

8/25/2008 8:57:11 AM

NOT REALLY

8/25/2008 9:00:14 AM

WHO WILL SAAA-EE-AAAVE YOUR SOOUL

8/25/2008 9:00:58 AM

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"i could get laid with a parks and rec degree. maybe that is a better analogy."

I have a parks n rec degree

8/25/2008 9:01:46 AM

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"FUCKED UP GRILL"

8/25/2008 9:01:56 AM

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