1) Going to the beach, and spending the entire time you're there at the pool . . .

8/27/2008 12:58:44 PM

8/27/2008 12:59:43 PM

wearing extremely slutty clothes to a bar and not putting out

8/27/2008 12:59:52 PM

this thread

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8/27/2008 1:00:50 PM

Portuguese.

8/27/2008 1:01:25 PM

from http://notalwaysright.com

Quote :

"Grab Bag: Alaskan Cruise Cruise Line | Alaska (I worked briefly in one of the regional offices for a cruise line. One of my jobs was to read all customer comment cards from the end of their tours and cruises and enter the comments into our database.) 1. “Please cut down some of the trees in Denali National Park. It is difficult to see the forest because these trees are in the way.” 2. “There are a lot of old cars scattered all over the place. Can you please remove them? They look ugly.” 3. “I wanted to see Mt. McKinley but it was raining and too cloudy. I want my money back and/or a free cruise.” 4. “I couldn’t swim in the outside pool on the cruise ship because it was raining the entire trip. I want my money back and/or a free cruise.” 5. “I didn’t like the reindeer sausage you served on the train. I want my money back and/or a free cruise.” 6. “I wanted to see the wildlife tour, but 5:00 am is way too early for me to wake up while I’m on vacation. Can you please schedule the wildlife to be available later in the afternoon, so that I can see them?” 7. “I was supposed to ride the train through Denali National Park, but there was a fire. Why did you schedule the fire while I was there?” 8. “Why are there so many Alaskan natives in Alaska? Can you ask them to leave?” 9. “There are way too many trees and animals on the wildlife tour. Can you please put in some malls and tennis courts?”"

8/27/2008 1:01:33 PM

hahahhhaa someone didn't get the joke on #1.

8/27/2008 1:03:53 PM

^^ great website (even if some of those are a bit suspicious )

8/27/2008 1:07:28 PM

some rap lyrics

8/27/2008 1:15:01 PM

tdub

8/27/2008 1:15:31 PM

Taking boiling hot wax, pouring it onto your upper thigh, ripping hair out by root, but still being afraid of a spider.
Saying "next Wednesday" but meaning the Wednesday after the next Wednesday
Chinese people still use chopsticks
A three hour tour? What were they doing with all those clothes?
Grape nuts, you open up the box - no grapes, no nuts

8/27/2008 1:16:04 PM

some peoples existence

8/27/2008 1:18:00 PM

8/27/2008 1:24:35 PM

kirkegaard

8/27/2008 1:27:12 PM