so i live about a block from H.T. well its half time for the game so i decide to make a run on my bmx bike to the store to get a pizza and some beer. I throw on my book bag and ride and when i get there the manager is at the door returning a cart. we excange salutations.
so i get my 2 pizzas and a 12er of bud select. Pay for it and and run back to my bike cause i didnt want it to get gone and half time is only 20 mins.
so i get out there and try and cram this stucf in my bag. i fell something making noise behind me... hm start cramming more, then i hear (throwt clearing) i turn around and see this old lady just looking at me in the street and slowly walking up. didnt than anything of it cause well........shes fucking old. so i cram again. i finally get the shit in my bag. and take off.
next thing i know im bout out of site of the front door and i hear HEY YOU STOP.......

not wanting to be in any kind of trouble or looking to start anything i just keep on and mind my bus.

im ridding down walnut and i see a cop fly by me in the opposite lane. i was like sweet someone got busted. well the dude jams on break and is coming back my way. still thinking haha somebody is fucked. im getting ready to cross the street for the first entrance to the mall. cop lets me go and eye fucks me really hard.
hm must know me or something. so i wave.
well im turning into my street and i see this white car approach me all stealth like with the parking lights on. i knew it was a charger so i turned back around. and continued to ride. car cuts me off i fall in grass and lights come on from his car and another behind........................

WTF asshat i said trying to collect myself......

whats in the bag with a fucking gun in my face,
some fucking pizza and some beer wtf was that for.
you got a receipt for that.
ugh yeah i just bought it.
well i forgot where i put it and looked all around my bag. so the guy puts me in the car. bag and bike on the side of the road.....
cuffs and all
takes me back to HT and shows me to the old bitch that thought i stole something
YEAH THATS HIM ALRIGHT
manager come out and says son did you steal from me.
dude um no
i take my shoe off and find my rept. cause that's where i put my change and shit cause i didn t have any pockets.
i told her. hey blue hair mind your own bus, i was in a hurry let me get you name and addy so when i get back to my hood and my bike isn't there you can buy me a new one.
keep in mind this is an $1100 bmx bike laying around in the dark.
cop takes me back to my bike and sincerely apologieses all the way back to my bike that is luckily still there. i told him i understood but its really only $14 worth of groceries
well i got to my bike had my food and beer and got home in time to watch half of 3rd quarter and rest of game



CLIFFS don't be in a hurry
i cant spell
old people need to mind their own business

8/29/2008 1:48:53 AM

WORDS!!!!

8/29/2008 1:49:35 AM

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

this is me telling my storry while im bout 8 deep

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 1:51 AM. Reason : FYi ]

8/29/2008 1:50:11 AM

old people need to mind their own fucking business

8/29/2008 1:59:45 AM

srlsy

8/29/2008 2:01:52 AM

Maybe if you weren't such a firecrotch she wouldn't have cared

8/29/2008 2:06:48 AM

whoa i thought old ladies like that only lived in sitcoms.

that sucks.

moral of story: don't sketchily shove your groceries into your backpack.

8/29/2008 2:07:32 AM

^^ lol

^ pretty much

8/29/2008 2:08:43 AM

^^ lol at your moral

8/29/2008 2:09:39 AM

I'm surprised the cops got their so quick.

So if you're stealing food (probably to feed your family) the po' will be there in like 2 minutes to get you, that's good to know.

8/29/2008 2:11:18 AM

there had to be a cop sitting in a parking lot. VERy close
it takes me 2 min to ride to my house if im NOT sprinting

8/29/2008 2:18:26 AM

were you in cary?

cary cops have nothing to do but harass kids.. sometimes they might be right though

8/29/2008 2:20:38 AM

I like the cliffnotes

8/29/2008 2:21:45 AM

seriously wtf old lady, and didn't the manager see you pay for your shit?

8/29/2008 2:22:46 AM

yea but he was in the i thought we were cool mode and you stole from me but you ditched whatever mode. so i was like whatevs

yeha cary

8/29/2008 2:25:25 AM

that explains the quick cop response.

8/29/2008 2:27:36 AM

Cary cops FTL as usual

8/29/2008 2:35:30 AM

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" COPS GOT THEIR "

man that is fucking lame. old bitch should mind her biznass. i would have cussed her out and got sent to jail anyways for public disorder or some shit. or i would have pissed my pants. not sure.

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 2:37 AM. Reason : oh, you was runnin]

8/29/2008 2:36:54 AM

he wasn't running if he didn't do anything wrong.

moral: i guess you should be more sociable to the ol fogeys?

V well yeah, i thought you meant runnin from cops or somethin

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 2:44 AM. Reason : ~]

8/29/2008 2:39:47 AM

well, he ran back to his bike cuz he was in a hurry. thats why the stupid bitch thought he was stealin. but there are lots of reasons for people to run. hell, some people think it's healthy. if i heard someone yell to stop though, i prolly would.

8/29/2008 2:42:38 AM

because if you were stealing shit you really would've stopped outside the store to put it in a bookbag



what a dumb bitch. seems like they would've went to the cashiers and asked if a guy of your description had bought pizza and beer before they called the cops anyways. least that's what we would've done at the grocery stores i worked at.

8/29/2008 8:10:31 AM

typical old fucks.. god i hate them

8/29/2008 8:14:26 AM

Only in Cary

8/29/2008 8:18:55 AM

i think i would have pressed charges on her

8/29/2008 8:20:50 AM

fucking old people, man



don't they have homes for them to be in?

8/29/2008 8:34:03 AM

i can't believe the cops drew down on a suspected shoplifter on a Huffy.

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 8:35 AM. Reason : a]

8/29/2008 8:34:52 AM

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"i can't believe the cops drew down on a suspected shoplifter on a Huffy."

8/29/2008 8:37:05 AM

It's Cary, dude.


That cop was probably so pumped he beat his dick in the car immediately afterwards in the parking lot.

8/29/2008 8:38:25 AM

great story

so how much of the game did you miss?

8/29/2008 8:39:47 AM

^ it wasn't much of a game after halftime

8/29/2008 8:40:22 AM

Yea I was so mad.

I had to go to another event and watch Obama, so I couldn't watch the second half. I blame myself

8/29/2008 8:41:37 AM

trust me, you made the right choice

8/29/2008 8:42:32 AM

Quote :

"It's Cary, dude. That cop was probably so pumped he beat his dick in the car immediately afterwards in the parking lot."

come on now cary at that bad lol

Quote :

"i can't believe the cops drew down on a suspected shoplifter on a Huffy."

lol i dont think its a huffy its some fancy bmx bike

8/29/2008 8:56:42 AM

^Uhhh yea Cary is that bad!!!

8/29/2008 9:01:16 AM

That sounds like the time some Cary bitch with a bunch of kids told the folks at REI that I stole a coat.

I had been snowboarding the weekend before and the lift ticket was still clipped onto my zipper. A bunch of fuckers actually chased my Jeep through the parking lot. When I saw them I was like "WTF?" so I stopped and asked why the fuck they were chasing me.

Someone from the store who was actually pretty nice asked me if I had the receipt for my coat. I replied that the coat was two years old; of course I don't have a receipt.

Cops show up. A crowd of customers gather to watch the spectacle. I got pissed, told the lady that claimed I stole the coat she was an idiot, and bounced.

8/29/2008 9:03:48 AM

Quote :

"don't they have homes for them to be in?"

Cary is that bad...

8/29/2008 9:04:39 AM

I hate Cary people so much.

8/29/2008 10:21:34 AM

They probably hate you too

8/29/2008 10:24:33 AM

maybe if you didnt ride a bike around because you have a dui it wouldn't be a problem you faggot

8/29/2008 10:25:02 AM

you should have told the cop to go fuck himself and then you should have told the lady that she's a worthless piece of shit, and then you should have killed the store manager and burned down the store and then set of a nuclear device in cary.

8/29/2008 10:27:27 AM

^^^^^^ WTF What happened to people just minding their own fucking business?

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ,]

8/29/2008 10:28:19 AM

he already tries to kill enough people by driving around shitfaced drunk and bragging about it

8/29/2008 10:28:43 AM

Sue Harris Teeter and name the old lady on the lawsuit.

8/29/2008 10:37:39 AM

^^ que?

8/29/2008 10:38:39 AM

Why can't people mind their own damn business?

8/29/2008 10:41:58 AM

WTF is wrong with Cary people? They all have sticks up their asses and are suspicious/afraid of anyone who doesn't look like he earns at least 6 figures or has parents who do.

8/29/2008 10:47:22 AM

I would have gone off on everyone involved

8/29/2008 10:51:15 AM

what the fucking shit?

if I see someone shoplifting from a large store like Harris Teeter or REI I mind my own god damn business

if they make eye contact with me I wink at them

end of story

8/29/2008 10:53:00 AM

Stealing 2 gallon milk jugs.

8/29/2008 10:55:40 AM

set em up

8/29/2008 10:57:54 AM