1) WD-40
2) Lighter
3) Profit






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9/1/2008 2:51:19 PM

or

1) shoe
2) profit

9/1/2008 2:51:50 PM

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"i too have had sex"

9/1/2008 2:52:06 PM

stomping it is completely inhumane.

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9/1/2008 2:53:00 PM

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"1) WD-40 2) Lighter 3) Profit"

Pretty good recipe for killing yourself, too, if you're not careful.

9/1/2008 2:53:03 PM

damn, I can't even get an honorable mention for this shit?

9/1/2008 2:53:26 PM

RD stole my "hitting on girls with bf's thread"

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9/1/2008 2:54:18 PM

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"stomping it is completely inhumane"

but setting it on fire is humane?

9/1/2008 2:54:27 PM

Fires are a natural force of nature. You don't see god stomping on you do you?

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9/1/2008 2:55:13 PM

fine, I will give myself the credit.

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=539652&page=1#12006996

9/1/2008 2:55:48 PM

poor djeternal.

9/1/2008 2:56:45 PM

it's the curse of being the most quotable person on TWW.

9/1/2008 2:57:24 PM

^^^^ he's also not randomly making people burst into flames, B

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2008 2:57:29 PM

i don't kill spiders. i place them outside (by "scooping" them up with a magazine). unless they are in my shower, then they meet a watery grave (have to draw the line somewhere)

spiders eat annoying bugs like flies and mosquitos. i like spiders (to an extent)

9/1/2008 2:57:55 PM

then what happened to the anasazi?

yeah thats what i thought.

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9/1/2008 2:58:30 PM

they can also kill humans... in some cases

9/1/2008 2:58:56 PM

i cant tell the difference between good spiders and bad spiders

i shoot most of them with hairspray then crunch with a papertowel and either flush or trashcan

9/1/2008 3:05:48 PM

good spiders stay the fuck outside where you never see them and only eat insects.

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9/1/2008 3:07:20 PM

9/1/2008 3:30:23 PM

Had a male black widow in the house over the weekend. He was already dead though.

9/1/2008 4:14:25 PM

NO! call me to do it for you, because it affirms my manhood

9/1/2008 4:16:15 PM

1) Don't
2) Enjoy not being aggravated by bugs
...
3) Profit?

9/1/2008 4:20:39 PM

learn to do it yourself because Walls is a pussy.

9/1/2008 9:28:28 PM

9/1/2008 9:31:06 PM

just pick it up and put it outside.

9/1/2008 9:38:54 PM

i kill all of my own bugs thankyouverymuch





except camel crickets...f that noise

9/1/2008 9:41:37 PM

^^

9/1/2008 9:45:04 PM

I like punching them myself.

Seeing their spattered remains, partially on the wall and partially on my fist, reminds all spiders in the area who the real master is.

9/1/2008 9:46:48 PM

"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut the fuck up already.

I'm tired of you whining,
About poor little animals dying,
And the food they are supplying.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It would eat you up.

"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut your trap already.

I don't want to listen,
And I'm tired of your bitchin,
About what's in my kitchen.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It will eat you up.

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9/1/2008 11:49:21 PM

I'll never forget reading on the police blotter, several years ago:

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"Campus police responded to a resident's report of a large spider in her dorm room. The spider was disposed of."

Or something to that effect.

9/2/2008 2:08:21 AM

^ ahahahaha

9/3/2008 2:50:52 AM

i just slap em with my dick

9/3/2008 8:12:23 AM

wat

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10/5/2008 12:30:10 PM

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"1) WD-40 2) Lighter 3) Profit"

this holds true for pretty much any situation

10/5/2008 1:20:28 PM

Alternatively, leave the spiders alone and achieve something resembling natural balance in your home.

10/5/2008 4:41:32 PM

not my fault i evolved.

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10/5/2008 4:42:20 PM

^^Isn't the point of having a house with walls and a roof to separate your living space from nature? I mean, having nature crawling all over your house kind of defeats the purpose of living in a house.

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10/5/2008 4:45:45 PM

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"i don't kill spiders. i place them outside (by "scooping" them up with a magazine). "

Same here (or I just leave them alone most of the time).

I loathe people who kill harmless bugs in their houses, such as spiders (non-venomous), praying mantises, ants, beetles, moths, etc.

10/5/2008 5:59:40 PM

im humane to animals as much as the next dude, but i hate bugs in my house. bug in my house is a crime that is punished by the death penalty. i dont invade the ant hill, keep your ant ass outta my crib. dats MY word

10/5/2008 6:04:41 PM

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"I mean, having nature crawling all over your house kind of defeats the purpose of living in a house."

Depends on concentration. I've lived my entire life with spiders. What's the big deal about seeing one every few days? Unless you've got tons of insects, you shouldn't have terribly many spiders. Natural balance, as I said. I'll occasionally evict roaches and such, but I never remove spiders or house centipedes.

10/5/2008 6:26:27 PM

I fell in love with a spider once. Then I realized we had no future so I killed it with a magazine. I walk by its demolished web once a day and feel guilty; nobody ever asks me what happened to it.

[Edited on October 5, 2008 at 6:38 PM. Reason : dammit, sorry, this is cddweller again, forgot to log the bf out]

10/5/2008 6:38:11 PM