Cooking oil gets wood paint/stain off of your skin

9/1/2008 6:44:47 PM

Where is the TWW "free base"?

9/1/2008 6:45:49 PM

castor oil removes genital warts

9/1/2008 6:45:54 PM

you can use a banana to repair scratches in CD's

9/1/2008 6:46:11 PM

using sprite or sierra mist to scrub your pots and pans works like a charm. it'll give you that shiny, metallic look again

9/1/2008 6:48:34 PM

did you know you can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn?

9/1/2008 6:51:52 PM

you can make an infrared filter using unexposed processed slide film.

9/1/2008 6:52:40 PM

did you know you can turn a cucumber into a makeshift dildo?

9/1/2008 6:53:42 PM

I'm going to need you to send me evidence of this...

9/1/2008 6:56:38 PM

Also, if you list your phone number on TWW along with a picture of some tits, you can set your phone on vibrate and put in on your clit. The TWW boys will let it ring off the hook!

9/1/2008 6:58:08 PM

this is like the TWW farmer's almanac

9/1/2008 6:58:14 PM

50cent's rap name was as such because he wanted to represent change.

9/1/2008 6:58:20 PM

KEROSENE MAKES YOUR HANDS SMELL LIKE KEROSENE AND THEN THEY GET CANCER LATER AND STUFF.

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, METHYL ETHYL KETONE IS FUN TO POUR ON YOUR FACE.

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 7:01 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2008 6:59:49 PM

I swear to God, SaabTurbo has finally smoked himself retarded

9/1/2008 7:00:48 PM

And for you boys, a rubber glove and some extra virgin olive oil will do the trick.

9/1/2008 7:02:17 PM

there is actually a gigapixel digital camera in existence. it is currently used by NASA

9/1/2008 7:03:02 PM

5-METHOXY-ALPHAMETHYLTRYPTAMINE SHOULD NOT BE EATEN ON A REGULAR BASIS. THIS GOES FOR ALPHAMETHYLTRYPTAMINE AS WELL.

9/1/2008 7:04:37 PM

5-methoxy-diisopropyltryptamine makes PEOPLE BARF

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 7:11 PM. Reason : CAPS LOCKS SON]

9/1/2008 7:09:40 PM

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

9/1/2008 7:11:54 PM

The trumpet is of the high brass instrument family

9/1/2008 7:17:29 PM

Acai berries
Maqui berries
Goji berries
Chokeberries
Pomegranates
Elderberries
Blueberries
Cranberries
Prunes
Blackberries
Raspberries

Are the healthiest fruits known so far.

9/1/2008 7:27:50 PM

"steve" from the jerry springer show has started his own talkshow. This show takes on the real issues... by him getting the people on stage and then literally yelling them into submission for being bad people.

9/1/2008 7:33:28 PM

it is virtually impossible for a girl to get pregnant in the reverse cowgirl position

9/1/2008 7:50:35 PM

in the phrase "mind your p's and q's" the p stands for pints and q stands for quarts

9/1/2008 8:04:55 PM

CRANBERRIES TASTE LIKE CRAN (750 HERRINGS).

9/1/2008 8:08:19 PM

^^wrong. it refers to printers setting type. they had to set it in reverse, so they got the p's and q's mixed up sometimes.

9/1/2008 8:12:20 PM

^IT REFERS TO PENISES AND QUEERS, DUMBASS.

9/1/2008 8:16:27 PM

I GUESS YOU WOULD KNOW, DUMBASS.

9/1/2008 8:18:59 PM

Quote :

"SPITTING is the universal sign for contempt and/or disrespect"

- fagmire



^ STEP OUT THE BAR SON.

9/1/2008 8:35:01 PM

Quote :

"Cooking oil gets wood paint/stain off of your skin"

would anyone notice on you anyway?

9/1/2008 8:47:39 PM

this thread brings the LOL. 10/10

9/1/2008 10:15:22 PM

virgina woolf wrote all of her books standing up

9/1/2008 10:30:22 PM

Virginia Woolf was in the USA Today crossword yesterday.

9/1/2008 10:39:11 PM

shawna is your queen

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 10:41 PM. Reason : i'll read yesterday's USA Today tomorrow]

9/1/2008 10:40:09 PM

the swan is the only bird with a penis

9/1/2008 10:40:24 PM

the human head weighs 8 pounds

9/1/2008 10:44:11 PM

^on average or what?

cause i've seen some dome-pieces that i'm sure were over 8 lbs.

9/1/2008 10:45:00 PM

either avoid lewoods or troll her

there is no middle ground when you know everything

9/1/2008 10:45:28 PM

additionally, you have no pain receptors in your brain

9/1/2008 10:45:45 PM

9/1/2008 10:47:24 PM

9/1/2008 10:52:18 PM

are there two 10 balls?

9/1/2008 10:54:40 PM

no, just an insanely bad picture
which is sad, because that was a really fun night

9/1/2008 10:56:54 PM

A woman on top in general can't get pregnant. Everyone knows that it's just gravity...

9/2/2008 12:06:04 AM

Quote :

"^^wrong. it refers to printers setting type. they had to set it in reverse, so they got the p's and q's mixed up sometimes."

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/248000.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%27s_and_Q%27s

there seems to be multiple explanations thought.

9/2/2008 12:15:42 AM

Quote :

"the swan is the only bird with a penis"

all male fowl that mate in water have them

9/2/2008 12:25:38 AM