Going sober for too long makes you realize how fucked up the world REALLY is.

9/2/2008 1:09:12 AM

weed is good

9/2/2008 1:09:46 AM

The world is full of people you won't like. But that's no reason to hate them.

9/2/2008 1:25:27 AM

don't hate the people - just hate their actions

9/2/2008 1:26:38 AM

Don't play XBox until 5 in the morning when you have class/work the next day.

9/2/2008 1:28:24 AM

Don't invade a sovereign foreign nation on the pretense of Weapons of Mass Destruction unless that country actually has Weapons of Mass Destruction.

9/3/2008 6:52:20 AM

play with a hot girl's titties. Its really fun to do.

9/3/2008 6:53:13 AM

because Iraq never had chemical and biological weapons

9/3/2008 6:53:27 AM

Why do you assume I'm talking about Iraq?

9/3/2008 6:55:01 AM

Don't start flame wars with people who have too much time on their hands.

9/3/2008 7:00:56 AM

open doors, say please and thank you.

if someone tries to gank your stuff, smack them down. HARD.

9/3/2008 7:02:02 AM

Quote :

"Going sober for too long makes you realize how fucked up the world REALLY is."

You may have a point. I was sober for 27 years. I blame my misanthropic melancholy on this fact.

Quote :

"play with a hot girl's titties. Its really fun to do."

Truth be told, if the girl is cool, an average girls titties can be equally therapeutic. And if she's letting you play with them gratis, she's probably pretty cool.

9/3/2008 7:03:02 AM

I will amend that to say "play with boobies, its one of life's great things to do."

9/3/2008 7:03:52 AM

IMStoned420 has no wisdom.

9/3/2008 7:17:02 AM

try not to win any Darwin awards.

9/3/2008 7:21:19 AM

Don't feel embarrassed when you get caught looking at girls. They want you to look at them.

9/4/2008 4:24:03 PM

Don't post on TWW when you're drunk.

9/5/2008 9:16:10 AM

moar

9/5/2008 9:21:34 AM

It's like, half of the world is cryin, and the other half of the world is cryin too, man.

9/5/2008 9:23:54 AM

You ain't gotta go home but you can't stay here.

9/5/2008 9:24:03 AM

Don't ask a musician in a bar in a foreign country to play "American Pie," even if you're hammered and want to sing along. He won't know it, and everyone will think you're an idiot.

9/5/2008 9:36:55 AM

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

9/5/2008 10:44:43 AM

Regarding things you enjoy, moderation is key.

9/8/2008 10:42:05 AM

moderation?

9/8/2008 10:54:41 AM

everything should be in moderation

even the level to which you do things in moderation

9/8/2008 11:17:34 AM

Question authority.

9/21/2008 3:41:46 PM

Don't hurt the ones you love.

9/22/2008 4:57:54 AM

Don't make threads about your roommate and then post a link to his video blog in the thread.

12/15/2008 4:45:12 PM

Epic wisdom dropped there, b.

12/15/2008 4:46:57 PM

I learned that one the hard way.

12/15/2008 4:47:11 PM

Here's another one:

Don't post shit on the net that you don't want anyone else to find out.

12/15/2008 4:48:22 PM

^ it is amazing the number of people who get caught cheating that way, and with crime for that matter.

12/15/2008 4:56:53 PM

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"The world is full of people you won't like. But that's no reason to hate them."

Personally i try to live by this.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/15/2008 4:57:47 PM

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"Wisdom Dropping"

i thought this thread was going to be about my wife's turds

12/15/2008 4:59:10 PM

If your name is Big Business you should really leave users named IMStoned420 alone because they probably don't want to put up with your shit.

12/15/2008 5:06:33 PM

OOOOH hes gettin' furiously passive aggressive now

12/15/2008 5:09:51 PM