I've already tried the tow truck company but since my apartment complex has yet to issue the "blanket towing alert" they couldn't tow because this damn car has a parking permit for our complex.

However, several cars are always parked in the no parking zone directly behind the parking spots. There is one car that is there 98% of the time. I have been blocked in by this car several times. I'm trying to figure out great ways to just really inconvenience them as I have been inconvenienced.

I've already written a note saying that I'm calling the tow truck next time they park there.

I'm thinking getting car window paint and writing on the windows "I'm to lazy to park legally" all over, so she can either drive around with that on there or have to sit there and wash it off before she goes anywhere.

Any other ideas?

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 6:44 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2008 6:40:02 PM

make sure to spell your revenge graffiti correctly

or you might inconvince others of your intelligence

9/16/2008 6:41:22 PM

bttt

9/16/2008 6:42:20 PM

well next time that she is blocking your car you have a legitimate reason to have her towed

anything you do to her car is probably not a good idea

9/16/2008 6:43:13 PM

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9/16/2008 6:43:26 PM

ask politely ?

9/16/2008 6:43:34 PM

9/16/2008 6:43:53 PM

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/give.html

9/16/2008 6:43:58 PM

^actually I noticed this morning that someone had already tried that

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"well next time that she is blocking your car you have a legitimate reason to have her towed"

I tried that one last night when I asked to have it towed. But they said they would be out of $100 because she has a parking pass for there and they won't tow.

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2008 6:44:54 PM

throw a brick through their windshield

just do it at night

9/16/2008 6:45:01 PM

i thought this was a HUR thread

9/16/2008 6:45:28 PM

Get a set of tire valve caps, super glue a small ball into the cap that'll fit into the valve stem, replace their tire valve caps with your tire valve caps. Make sure they're black so they don't notice the difference immediately.

9/16/2008 6:45:53 PM

Push a knife into the edge of the tire tread and wall.

9/16/2008 6:51:09 PM

or you cab just put a bb in it

9/16/2008 6:51:26 PM

jack up the car and steal their tires.

9/16/2008 6:53:05 PM

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"I tried that one last night when I asked to have it towed. But they said they would be out of $100 because she has a parking pass for there and they won't tow."

they were just being lazy

have you bitched to your apartment complex yet?

it took me 6 months but now they take parking seriously and have an officer issue county parking tickets for all the asswipes that park in no parking zones and that block fire hydrants

9/16/2008 6:53:22 PM

Superglue and nails. Might not work right after it's been raining.


All I'm going to say.

9/16/2008 6:54:59 PM

Take a dookey on the hood.

9/16/2008 7:16:10 PM

Let the air out of the tires.

9/16/2008 7:18:28 PM

deflate their tires... all of them

9/16/2008 7:19:39 PM

dont slash the tires.

just let the air out

9/16/2008 7:19:49 PM

^ i just said that fag

9/16/2008 7:20:16 PM

pee on their car

9/16/2008 7:27:03 PM

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"dont slash the tires. just let the air out"

did that in HS.. the hilarity of watching that asshat change his tire at 3:15 was awesome.

..this fucker spun out in gravel every single day, scratching up other ppls cars and even hitting someone once but they wouldn't do shit about it

9/16/2008 7:28:58 PM

isn't deflating the tires illegal?

Do they even move the car? Just start putting glass bottles in front of and behind each tire, one for each night it stays there.

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2008 7:30:02 PM

don't know don't care

9/16/2008 7:30:37 PM

its not illegal if you keep your god damn mouth shut....



but i dont think it is. You're not causing any damage....

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 7:31 PM. Reason : x]

9/16/2008 7:31:10 PM

I carry a valve stem remover best thing ever... you can take all the guts out of the valve and let all the air out and leave the guts out ....

do all 4 tires and someone is screwed hard

9/16/2008 7:31:37 PM

If you know which apt. the person lives in, and there are too many glass bottles that accumulate by the tire, start lining them against their door

9/16/2008 7:32:12 PM

dog (or human, if you dare) poop under the door handles.

9/16/2008 7:32:16 PM

Take a shit on his hood.

9/16/2008 7:53:44 PM

you may as well go ahead and set the damn thing on fire so you don't have to worry about it anymore

9/16/2008 7:55:59 PM

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"have you bitched to your apartment complex yet?"

'cause if the tow company won't tow, these fuckers need to address the situation (if the parking passes have a number, take it down and raise hell with the complex)

9/16/2008 7:56:55 PM

Let the air out

The ball in cap is pretty damn ninja.

Cut the stem off w/ wire cutters or snips.

Use window paint and completely paint the windows.

Tennis ball in tailpipe.

Baseball bat.

9/16/2008 8:01:24 PM

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"I carry a valve stem remover best thing ever... you can take all the guts out of the valve and let all the air out and leave the guts out .... do all 4 tires and someone is screwed hard"

You mean a pair of pliers?

That's really all you need, lol. Rip out at least two of their valve stems, very quickly and very late at night. It will make noise, so don't stand around and make sure your face and hair can't be readily seen (ie - wear a hoodie). Even better would be if you drove away and spent the night at a friend's house and then had them drive you back and drop you off near the lot. Walk in and pull the stems, immediately put the pliers back in your hoodie pocket and get the fuck out of there, then hop in their car and go. That way you would be able to say that you weren't even there that night.

9/16/2008 8:02:06 PM

And do raise hell w/ the apartment complex. Make it a priority for them to comply w/ your wishes.

9/16/2008 8:02:21 PM

I'm going to call tomorrow. I meant to call today but by the time I remembered to call they office was already closed. I'm bad at only remembering that I wanna call and complain about it when I get back in the evenings and that fucking red mustang is parked out there.

9/16/2008 8:04:37 PM

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"I'm thinking getting car window paint and writing on the windows "I'm to lazy to park legally" all over, so she can either drive around with that on there or have to sit there and wash it off before she goes anywhere. "

that would be hilarious

9/16/2008 8:05:07 PM

9/16/2008 8:07:34 PM

Don't just call, send written complaints, and show up in person.

9/16/2008 8:08:20 PM

next time you take a fat dookie, just save a couple of the "first wipe" sheets and shove them up in her car handle.

9/16/2008 8:46:57 PM

Shoot, duct tape a dead squirrel in a trash bag to the underside of their car and then slice a couple gashes in the bag with a knife to let the smell out. Make sure it's not easily visible from the side of the car. That would certainly get a "fuck you" message across with a quickness and it should be with them everywhere they go.

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 8:58 PM. Reason : And you won't have to touch poo, just get a shovel and a trash bag for the squirrel.]

9/16/2008 8:58:34 PM

Quote :

"I carry a valve stem remover best thing ever... you can take all the guts out of the valve and let all the air out and leave the guts out .... do all 4 tires and someone is screwed hard"

effective but loud

9/16/2008 9:00:42 PM

Quote :

"you may as well go ahead and set the damn thing on fire so you don't have to worry about it anymore"

Best solution yet.

9/16/2008 9:02:13 PM

Quote :

"you may as well go ahead and set the damn thing on fire so you don't have to worry about it anymore"

i missed this

i would suggest thermite for this application

9/16/2008 9:03:05 PM

Some dude parked diagonally in two spaces at the front of the autozone parking lot in a C5 Z06 once, so I parked diagonally next to him. He saw me do it and rather than saying something to my face I had a note on my van under the windshield wiper saying "unless you have $40,000 insurance vehicular, you'd better not fucking park next to my car motherfucker. I'm gonna do this and that, blah, blah, blah." I had driven a minivan with 310,000 miles to the store, I wasn't in my nicer car. Although honestly I'm still not sure why you'd need "$40,000 worth of insurance vehicular" to park next to a $25,000 Z06. I guess he figured he'd charge me $40,000 if there was a scratch on his car or some shit? I don't know, but I guess he didn't realize that I don't scratch cars (Obviously he didn't notice that nobody even remotely touched his shit) and that I could care less about his note bragging about how much he wasted on that car and his threats. Can you imagine if I'd touched his windshield wiper?! He'd have gone ballistic, yet my property was not of concern to him. Obviously he thought that he was the only one that mattered in that whole parking lot. I told the store manager about it and showed him the note just for the hell of it. He laughed pretty hard about it.

I thought it was hilarious, because of how fucking mad it made that cock sucker that somebody would dare to park diagonally next to his shit. Yet of course in his mind, nobody was allowed to get mad at him for taking up two spaces at the very front of the lot when there were no spaces left.

If you don't want your shit to get scratched, you have a few options. Either you can do that two space shit way out in the back of the lot or you can just not drive your "$40,000" car to autozone. You can also simply accept that you're no more important than anybody else and park in one space. I don't care if it's a fucking Enzo (And who the fuck drives their Enzo to autozone?), don't fucking take up two spaces in the very front of the lot. When I don't want my shit scratched I park in one space in the back of the lot next to a curb. I get as close to that curb as possible that that only one side of the car is at risk and it's as far away from the other space as possible. But don't park at the very front and take up 5 fucking spaces because you own a $25,000 car that you paid $40,000 for. Other cars in that lot did in fact cost that much money and none of those people were taking up multiple spaces.

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 9:11 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2008 9:06:59 PM

Agreed that shit pisses me off.. if there was ever a persons car that I was going to key--that'd be it

9/16/2008 9:08:42 PM

You can do all you would ever want witht he following three items:

valve stem remover
knife
salt

Use the valve stem remover to deflate their tires. if you're too lazy to do all of them, do the right side, as they will be less likely to notice when they are approaching their vehicle.

Use the knife to cut a hole in the coolant tube going into the back of the radiator on the driver's side. not a gaping hole, just a small one. pressure and gravity will do the rest. you will have to get on the ground to do this. if you're dedicated, getting dirt on your back won't bother you. end result is they will have to pay more to get their engine worked over than they ever would have to get their car retrieved from a towing company.

Salt is a last straw sort of measure. You pour it in the gas tank. This will spell disaster for anything involving the fuel system or engine. Whoever you do this to must have also killed your dog and your girlfriend. If that is not the case, then a dump over the A/C intake just below the windshield will probably still make you feel better.

9/16/2008 9:17:33 PM

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"valve stem remover"

ie - pliers

9/16/2008 9:23:20 PM

set these fuckers up

9/16/2008 9:25:08 PM